Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**metallifan**

spogglenose wrote:Steal the emperor from the golden throne

I need a Looted Emperor picture! Stat!

**Munch Munch!**

**Mightmagic**

Point at an eldar and laugh saying ha ha your people are doomed now !

**spogglenose**

hahahaha made my day with that picture. Baffled Custodians chasing after the orks shaking their fists.

**Necronlord2**

buy an Ork clan as soilders with weapons

**Grey Templar**

the problem is some impierial commanders don't listen to that sage advice and do it anyway.

**Space_Potato**

Put a saddle on a flesh hound.
Put a saddle on a termagant.
Put a saddle on a cyber-mastiff.
Put a saddle on a Sister of Battle

Cook marshmallows over the ship's plasma core.
Play twister with Slaanesh
Eat a baby
Eat a Sister of Battle

S_P

**Saintspirit**

aka_tizz wrote:
Saintspirit wrote:Put on glasses, a fake moustache and a handkerchief (on your head) and ask the librarian if HE IS... THE BRAIN... SPECIALIST?

He'll make your head explode and then use the handkerchief to wipe off the grey matter from his boots. That, without actually touching the handkerchief

And then you'll say
MY BRAIN HURTS!

**person person**

Try to outrun anything with wings, if it doesn't then it'll probably shoot you.

**Commissar NIkev**

Captain Shrike wrote:Eat the Cake:

1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting

Don't forget garnishes, such as:

fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

5 internet pts fer those who get it

I feel a little slowed after finding out where this was from.............especially after what I posted to Shas.

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Space_Potato wrote:

Put a saddle on a Sister of Battle

Eat a Sister of Battle

S_P

I'm willing to risk these two!

**Munch Munch!**

Same here, lol.

**Necronlord2**

this threat is:

but i love this threat

**dark6spectre**

say a 'your momma' joke to a SM

ask a SM about his previous sex life

ask a SOB whether she spits or swallows

**Tim the Biovore**

*facepalm* I'm going to back away now. Right after this. "Leave Sisters alone! *sob sob* You're lucky they even fight for you bast***s! *crying*

**aka_tizz**

Don't worry, it could've been worse. For instance, if Arab radicals owned GW, Sisters probably had to wear burkhas instead of Power Armour, and had to walk some ten meters behind every man in this galaxy...including lowly IG soldiers

**Soladrin**

aka_tizz wrote:Don't worry, it could've been worse. For instance, if Arab radicals owned GW, Sisters probably had to wear burkhas instead of Power Armour, and had to walk some ten meters behind every man in this galaxy...including lowly IG soldiers

You want this topic to get locked?>_<

**Mozzyfuzzy**

ROFL on a demon world

**Munch Munch!**

Space_Potato wrote:
Ask a sister of battle to eat another Sister of Battle

S_P

fixed.

**Soladrin**

I'd do that.

**...Waaagh?**

ask a space marine if they liked 'star wasrs' movies

**Necronlord2**

ask a blood raven if he like the kaurava campain

ask a CSM if he know Just Cause 2 (you can destroy all) (its a game for Pc, Xbox360....)

ask khorne if you can sit on his skull throne

**person person**

Ask if you can get your nose done and your cheekbones raised when ascending to daemonhood.

**Commissar NIkev**

Don't charge an enemy line screaming "WULULULULULULULULULULULULULULUL!".

**Morgrim**

person person wrote:Ask if you can get your nose done and your cheekbones raised when ascending to daemonhood.

If you're worshipping Slaanesh I don't see why not...

**Anshal**

Get groovy with a SoB who is eating another SoB

Dress up as Abandon and actually WIN a battle.

**aka_tizz**

Yeah, 14 times-in-a-row Loser of The Black Crusade prize.
Something no one has ever achieved and something i believe no one will ever achieve again cause they can't go anywhere near his know-how of losing a war...Abaddon rulezzzz!!!!

**Luke_Prowler**

When facing rioting civilians, cultist, or the occasional xeno ground troops, thou shalt not turn to thy female companion(s) and ask them to "show some leg" in order to distract the enemy, less you wish to pee sitting down for the rest of your life.

**person person**

Anshal wrote:Dress up as Abandon and actually WIN a battle.

LOL, The CSM would think its heresy! There'd need to be new word to describe when a Chaos follower thinks something is heretical (against Chaos), like Cha-resy, or FAIL!

**Necronlord2**

Abaddon (after his first vicorious black Crusade): Guys, we won this battle!!

CSM´s:What, we won?!

Abaddon.Yes,we wo!

CSM´s:That´s heresy!!

Abaddon:No it isn`t heresy. It was a fair victory.

CSM´s:"clack" (Bolter reloading), then shot

Abaddon:Crrrrreeeeeeeeeeed!!!

Creed (tactical genius):HAHA!

I love it to let infiltrate CSM with some kasrkin!

And this after he killed Abaddon:

(This he do always)

**cadian512**

yeah....wait, what?!