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2010/04/09 11:48:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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cadian512 wrote:yeah....wait, what?!
outflanking a stripclub into the imperial guard? tha must have taken some sort of tacti- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/09 22:21:37
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nasty Nob
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Not this creedthing again... We've had enough of this...
Thou shall not knock on a dreadnought and say "hello? anybody home?".
You should not tell a Blood Angel that the Sanguinor is a daemon!
Nor should you tell a Death company marine that it is stupid to want to die.
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2010/04/10 02:56:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Anshal wrote:Get groovy with a SoB who is eating another SoB
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Holy Holy I'd most DEFINITELY risk this one big time!!!!!!! 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/10 08:08:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Anshal wrote:Get groovy with a SoB who is eating another SoB
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Holy Holy I'd most DEFINITELY risk this one big time!!!!!!!
dont worry, CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED! will help you outflank into that situation
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/10 08:49:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Use a deodorant as a fuel for flamer.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/04/10 10:58:18
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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it might just work....wait a minute..... *bang*......didnt work......that must have taken some sort of tact-CREEEEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!
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2010/04/10 11:53:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sinewy Scourge
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Saintspirit wrote:Not this creedthing again... We've had enough of this...
Agreed.
Insult a rogue trader's very expensive xeno-mesh armour.
Have a staring contest with a navigator.
Take my gaming group's missionary anywhere that is even the slightest bit flamable...
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2010/04/10 21:36:57
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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play with manipulated dices a w40k game, only if you are a champion of TZEENTCH  PS:where we had enough of this "creedthing"????????????????
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2010/04/10 22:15:43
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Play chess with a Farseer. 
Tell a great unclean one to brush his teeth. 
Take a kroot hound out for a walk. 
Tell an Avatar to wash his bloody hands. 
Pet a nurgling
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2010/04/10 22:30:48
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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I like how my *ahem* "totally innocent" comments got turned into something so perverse 
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/04/10 23:29:26
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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I don't know why people get tired of Creed jokes?
someone must be doing this.
but what kind of person would make people sick of Cre...CREEEEED
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/11 00:08:41
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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dont know, but we must save this threat against off.topics or get locked by the moderators. SO: dont make sh**
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2010/04/11 02:36:02
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Don't ever get a speeding ticket. they will jack your insurance premiums up like you wouldn't belive.
DUIHs are the worst(Driving Under the Influence of Heresy) there is a ton of legal work, fines into the triple digits, trial, then the execution. its bad.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/11 19:41:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Allow Relic (game company) to allow master crafted frag grenades.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/04/11 20:11:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Declare your intentions to break away from the imperium.
Build a couch fort and say "Im invincible!"
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/04/11 20:25:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Fire a rocket launcher at your feet!
Drop rocket launcher ammo on a plasma gun!
Run out of ammo!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/04/11 20:32:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Automated Space Wolves Thrall
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Lose The Game.
or Divide by zero
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"We may be few, and our enemies many. Yet so long as there remains one of us still fighting, one who still rages in the name of justice and truth, then by the Allfather, the galaxy shall yet know hope." Ragnar Blackmane   |
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2010/04/11 20:39:29
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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be the choosen one to fight against the tyranids
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2010/04/11 21:04:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battleship Captain
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Fire a plasma gun.
Return a book past it's due date. (According to one of the DH books, that's an offense punishable by death or serving in the Penal legions.)
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2010/04/11 21:35:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Emboldened Warlock
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- Ask the local Commissar who watches over *him*
- Attend a Kroot barbecue
- Allow a ship whose transponder codes are fishy and who's not responding to "repeated vox hails" to dock with your ship, or for that matter, get anywhere close to your ship
- Leave the car windows down when you travel through the Warp
- File a complaint against the Ad Mech for not advancing battlefield technology beyond a year 3500AD level
- Engage Dark Eldar forces *without* a standard-issue thought-activated false cyanide tooth
- Ask why the Ad Mech doesn't open source their software
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2010/04/11 22:06:20
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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drive in a warpstorm
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2010/04/11 22:18:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Raging Ravener
Sealed in a box- in a state of flux
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Read George orwells 1984 and get ideas about a political revolution
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I--Pw40k06+D++A++/hWD300R++T(S)DM+
DerangdFlamingo wrote:Tau 1: Is that a black eye mate?
Tau 2: Yeah, i got lucky last night...
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2010/04/12 00:22:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Ask an Inquisitor if he has heard about Jesus.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/04/12 01:02:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of the Malleus
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- GO for a drink with a blood angel
- Give A sanginary guard a nipple twist
- Eat Ork Magic mushrooms
- Play poker with Eldrad
- Tell Kharne he needs a time out
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2010/04/12 01:20:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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do ANYTHING to get into a Penal Legion......Unless your just that dumb and want to join one.
PS: Never read any of the Last Chancers but I doubt your Penal Service would be that cool.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/12 01:30:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of the Malleus
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Try to fight Grey Knight Brother Captain C. Norris
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2010/04/12 08:29:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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doubled wrote:Try to fight Grey Knight Brother Captain C. Norris
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/12 09:32:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Have sexual relations with a Emperors children champion.
Try mouth to mouth on a Death Guard Marine
drop the soap in the Space Wolf shower facility
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/04/12 09:50:30
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Thou shalt not taunt the IG weapons, even if they are crap.
Thou shalt not transmit images of scantily clad SOB through the astropath.
Thou shalt not describe the machine spirit as 'cruise control'.
Thou shalt not dress up as a khorne beserker and shout boo at a grey knight 'for laughs'.
Thou shalt not mistake scarabs for a boogie board.
Thou shalt not use flamers as novelty toasters, nor shalt thou use the chainfist as a tin opener.
Lastly, thou shalt not shout 'THONGS FOR THE THONG GOD' around DE else thou wish to learn the true meaning of pain.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Anshal wrote:drop the soap in the Space Wolf shower facility
not cool.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/04/12 14:42:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Anshal wrote:
drop the soap in the Space Wolf shower facility
they have shower facilities?
i thought they just licked themselves clean
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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1500pt-first completed 40k army
2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted
