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2010/04/12 14:48:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Grey Templar wrote:Anshal wrote:
drop the soap in the Space Wolf shower facility
they have shower facilities?
i thought they just licked themselves clean 
nuuuuuuuu!! not the evil mental images.............
MY EYES!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/12 14:49:56
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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i hear they can reach "that spot"
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/12 15:10:45
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Grey Templar wrote:i hear they can reach "that spot"
*a mental movie starts playing and drives me slowly insane*
NOOOOOOoooOOOOOooOOoooOOOoOooooOO!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/12 15:29:29
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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shas'o vera wrote:Grey Templar wrote:i hear they can reach "that spot"
*a mental movie starts playing and drives me slowly insane*
NOOOOOOoooOOOOOooOOoooOOOoOooooOO!!
Oh yes, prepare to be penetrated by the followers of Slaanesh, you look cute n that outfit I must say
Don`t lick a Nurgel marines armpits
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword  |
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2010/04/12 16:03:32
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Anshal wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Grey Templar wrote:i hear they can reach "that spot"
*a mental movie starts playing and drives me slowly insane*
NOOOOOOoooOOOOOooOOoooOOOoOooooOO!!
Oh yes, prepare to be penetrated by the followers of Slaanesh, you look cute n that outfit I must say
Don`t lick a Nurgel marines armpits
AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! THE HORROR'S....... THE HORROR'S......
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/12 16:18:40
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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did someone mention Horrors?
Pink horrors of Tzeeench
welcome to chaos, Shas'o Vera. Lord of pelvic thrusting
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/12 16:29:56
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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shas'o vera wrote:Anshal wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Grey Templar wrote:i hear they can reach "that spot"
*a mental movie starts playing and drives me slowly insane*
NOOOOOOoooOOOOOooOOoooOOOoOooooOO!!
Oh yes, prepare to be penetrated by the followers of Slaanesh, you look cute n that outfit I must say
Don`t lick a Nurgel marines armpits
AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! THE HORROR'S....... THE HORROR'S......
Yes resistanceis futile mortal. You have a appointment at 2400 with a lord of peneration... ops i meant keeper of secrets
Kiss a nurgling while Kharn gives you a backroom rub in the shower
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/04/12 16:34:32
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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kiss kharn and say 'there there, you wont be angry forever'
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2010/04/12 19:50:36
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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kiss a plaguebearer on his mouth...
kiss an IG commissar when he will execute you
kiss a sob
kiss a necron
kiss an female farseer
play W40k with khorne or tzeentch
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2010/04/12 22:06:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Necronlord2 wrote:
play W40k with khorne or tzeentch
Pretty much any godlike entity - nay, pretty much anyone above you in the food chain - in the 40K Universe would make for a vary uninspired choice of gaming partner, really. Come to think of it, between being brutally disemboweled, slowly driven to insanity, tormented for all eternity, or simply killed with fire, I really can't find any incentives for playing in the first place. And I won't even mention the things that might happen if you actually win a game - perish the thought...
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/04/12 23:47:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
Dallas Texas
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garret wrote:its self explanatory really
1: whistle at a sob
2:then tell here her but looks big in that armor
Tell a commissar the Emperor sucks!
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"STRIKE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!!!"
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2010/04/13 01:39:16
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Lupe wrote:Necronlord2 wrote:
play W40k with khorne or tzeentch
Pretty much any godlike entity - nay, pretty much anyone above you in the food chain - in the 40K Universe would make for a vary uninspired choice of gaming partner, really. Come to think of it, between being brutally disemboweled, slowly driven to insanity, tormented for all eternity, or simply killed with fire, I really can't find any incentives for playing in the first place. And I won't even mention the things that might happen if you actually win a game - perish the thought...
Well Bud We play because Commissars like myself either get a pistol that goes *Freem Freem* *BANG BANG* or *PHISH --(Time till it gets to its target)--FSHHHHH* If you can't get the guns then they are Las-pistol Bolt Pistol Plasma Pistol ^.^
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/13 01:42:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Freem? Everyone knows flashlights make quite little clicky nosies!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/04/13 01:50:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Well Good sir! My Las-pistol is not some guard issue pistol....I am a commissar after all. They wouldn't give me crap weapons. They save that for the Cannon Fodder I Inspire ^.^
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/13 06:45:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Dress up in a cat suit and run through a SW camp, ship, or planet.
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2010/04/13 17:35:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Student Curious About Xenos
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Try to fix your own car, messing with the "machine spirit" will get you shot. Guess its no new spark plugs then.
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2010/04/13 19:35:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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vagorin wrote:[code]Tell a commissar the Emperor sucks!
HEY!
COMMISSAR NIKEV!!
THE EMPEROR SUCKS!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/13 22:23:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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shas'o vera wrote:vagorin wrote:[code]Tell a commissar the Emperor sucks!
HEY!
COMMISSAR NIKEV!!
THE EMPEROR SUCKS!
Roflmao!
*loads bolt pistol* "alright you know the deal....line up against the wall."
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/14 00:19:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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nice one
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2010/04/14 05:18:33
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Thou shalt not provide a link to Tv Tropes, guardsman/space marines have little free time as is.
Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
I don't care which army you're in, saying the word "lol", "omg", or "fail" will have you executed.
Wear thy helmet in brain leaf infested areas, I don't care how itchy it is.
Yes the penance engine pilot is single, no you may not ask them out.
Thou shalt not ask why there are no more jet bikes in the guard army. Or Skarboys in the Ork army. Or...
Thou shall not call Blood Angel "Twitards" to their face. Behind their backs either, those fething vampires have damn good hearing.
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2010/04/14 05:20:30
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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and don't introduce space marines to 40k minies either.
they might be tempted to play chaos.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/14 06:46:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commissar NIkev wrote:shas'o vera wrote:vagorin wrote:[code]Tell a commissar the Emperor sucks!
HEY!
COMMISSAR NIKEV!!
THE EMPEROR SUCKS!
Roflmao!
*loads bolt pistol* "alright you know the deal....line up against the wall."
he still sucks
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/04/14 11:16:50
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sinewy Scourge
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Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not provide a link to Tv Tropes, guardsman/space marines have little free time as is.
This is awesome.
>.>
Send it to chaos instead.
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2010/04/14 12:01:12
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Whatever you do, DO NOT accept a Blood Claw's challenge to a drinking match if you aren't a Space Marine yourself. You will die an agonising and extremely embarrassing death.
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2010/04/14 12:12:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Whatever you do, DO NOT accept a Blood Claw's challenge to a drinking match if you aren't a Space Marine yourself. You will die an agonising and extremely embarrassing death.
Don't accept a Long Fang's challenge to a Drinking Contest. Period.
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. 
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2010/04/14 12:38:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Gwar! wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Whatever you do, DO NOT accept a Blood Claw's challenge to a drinking match if you aren't a Space Marine yourself. You will die an agonising and extremely embarrassing death.
Don't accept a Long Fang's challenge to a Drinking Contest. Period.
On the other hand, they will be a good laugh for a while.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/04/14 12:49:06
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*
Also, Thou shalt not produce a draft script for a sitcom featuring the great Chaos lords entitled "The Traitors"
not my idea btw, taken from this thread - http://www.hammerofwar.org/board/index.php?showtopic=823
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/04/14 12:55:22
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*
*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.
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2010/04/14 14:32:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Thou shalt not be a Vox Officer of the Field! YOU ARE THE FIELD!
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2010/04/14 16:49:41
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*
*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.
how much are you betting that thats commissar nikev?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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1500pt-first completed 40k army
2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted
People shouldn't be afraid of their Government's, Government's should be afraid of their people. 
Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts. 
Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts