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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/14 17:10:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Secretly its him requetsing transfer from naruke II
And its Afi on a leman russ's vox!
For those of you who dont get it read "war of attrition"
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/14 17:21:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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VikingScott wrote:Secretly its him requetsing transfer from naruke II
And its Afi on a leman russ's vox!
For those of you who dont get it read "war of attrition"
dont worry, awesome marine leroy jenkins wil beat those troops to a pulp
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/14 17:34:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Wha?
Leroy beat up Afi?
NOOO, He jump in hellhammer an roll over youuu!!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/14 19:00:13
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.
this is going straight to my sig, instant classic.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/14 22:45:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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shas'o vera wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*
*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.
how much are you betting that thats commissar nikev?
*sigh* Damned Guardsmen -_-
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 02:08:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Never push the red button evverrr
give an ork a shower
surf a warp storm
locate the primarchs
(it'll drive you insane)
make posts while siblings watch cartoons
forget to check the last post date while doing an archive crawl
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 06:25:27
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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If you can surf a warp storm, then you deserve mass respect, man.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 06:40:01
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob
kiss an female farseer
...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?
I say do.
Both at once, if possible.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 07:37:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commissar NIkev wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*
*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.
how much are you betting that thats commissar nikev?
*sigh* Damned Guardsmen -_-
*vox crackles* I
*commissar* damn it not this again
*vox* AM
*commissar* soldier stand down
*vox* LEORY...... JENKINS!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 13:50:04
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?
ask the emperor, he know it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 14:20:39
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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The big red button in your shadowsword.... the one set in a glass case.. with lots of flashing warning lights... yea... push that ;p
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 17:20:49
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Owain wrote:Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob
kiss an female farseer
...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?
I say do.
Both at once, if possible.
Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 17:30:54
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Things not to do as a Guardsman:
Put any money away for retirement.
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Lt. Lathrop
DT:80+S++G++M-B++IPw40k08#+D++A+/rWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 17:32:30
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:Owain wrote:Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob
kiss an female farseer
...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?
I say do.
Both at once, if possible.
Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!
did the average human join the chaos goods?
PURGE THE HERETIC!!!!!
PS: its better to be an mutant (psyonican) than an heretic
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 20:32:13
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Necronlord2 wrote:fallen_wolfborn wrote:Owain wrote:Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob
kiss an female farseer
...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?
I say do.
Both at once, if possible.
Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!
did the average human join the chaos goods?
PURGE THE HERETIC!!!!!
PS: its better to be an mutant (psyonican) than an heretic
touche.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 20:39:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:Owain wrote:Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob
kiss an female farseer
...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?
I say do.
Both at once, if possible.
Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!
You do a 3way kiss.
simple effective and fun!!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 20:44:31
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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I don't know, I think I'd be much happier telling one to make me a sammich and the other to get me a beer...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 20:47:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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metallifan wrote:I don't know, I think I'd be much happier telling one to make me a sammich and the other to get me a beer... 
THIS
EPIC WIN!
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/15 22:56:33
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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shas'o vera wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*
*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.
how much are you betting that thats commissar nikev?
*sigh* Damned Guardsmen -_-
*vox crackles* I
*commissar* damn it not this again
*vox* AM
*commissar* soldier stand down
*vox* LEORY...... JENKINS!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
XD
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XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/16 05:13:10
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mysterious Techpriest
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VikingScott wrote:You do a 3way kiss.
simple effective and fun!! 
Hey, look! Someone understood my post!
Here's one: in the 40k universe, NEVER ask for directions. You'll always get snubbed, shot, eaten, or given three answers, all of which are true and terrible to hear.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/16 05:56:25
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Space_Potato wrote:Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.
*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*
Also, Thou shalt not produce a draft script for a sitcom featuring the great Chaos lords entitled "The Traitors"
not my idea btw, taken from this thread - http://www.hammerofwar.org/board/index.php?showtopic=823
S_P
LMAO!!! Uncle Bob one was awesome.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/16 09:08:32
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Owain wrote:VikingScott wrote:You do a 3way kiss.
simple effective and fun!! 
Hey, look! Someone understood my post!
Here's one: in the 40k universe, NEVER ask for directions. You'll always get snubbed, shot, eaten, or given three answers, all of which are true and terrible to hear.
Hell yeah I understood it! *High Five!*
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/16 17:57:44
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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I would like to point out of course that anyone who thinks that a farseer would into them is dead in 40k.
and as for SOB, she kick ur figurative asses scott and owain. soz
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/17 11:26:26
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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ride on a HIEROPHANT BIO TITAN ask the tau if they are kommunists
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/17 18:40:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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In the middle of a firefight perform the following actions and sing the song. - Put your hands up! They're playing your song! The butterflies fly away. ~ Move your hips like Yea! Nod your head like yea!. Automatically Appended Next Post: Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/17 18:58:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Hehehe. I guess in that instance, the guardsmen would want to be executed. Ironic turn of events eh?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/17 19:13:33
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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*adopts Dr. Evil voice* Don't hump the laser!
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/17 19:57:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.
Miley Cyrus would cause a Chaplin to fall back, and only one who has the power to deal with her is taking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/18 18:37:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Kervin wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:
Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.
Miley Cyrus would cause a Chaplin to fall back, and only one who has the power to deal with her is taking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne.
At this point i'm not sure wheteher ur complimenting or insulting her...
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/04/18 19:24:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:Kervin wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:
Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.
Miley Cyrus would cause a Chaplin to fall back, and only one who has the power to deal with her is taking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne.
At this point i'm not sure wheteher ur complimenting or insulting her...
What I was getting at is the only one that could stop her in the 40k universe is the emperor and his is talking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne. I failed on trying to get birds with one stone.
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