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Servoarm Flailing Magos





Secretly its him requetsing transfer from naruke II
And its Afi on a leman russ's vox!
For those of you who dont get it read "war of attrition"

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

VikingScott wrote:Secretly its him requetsing transfer from naruke II
And its Afi on a leman russ's vox!
For those of you who dont get it read "war of attrition"


dont worry, awesome marine leroy jenkins wil beat those troops to a pulp

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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Wha?
Leroy beat up Afi?
NOOO, He jump in hellhammer an roll over youuu!!!

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:

*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.


this is going straight to my sig, instant classic.

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2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted

pelvic thrusting to glory!!!!!!

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shas'o vera wrote:
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
Space_Potato wrote:
Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.


*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*


*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.


how much are you betting that thats commissar nikev?


*sigh* Damned Guardsmen -_-

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob

kiss an female farseer


...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?

I say do.

Both at once, if possible.

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Commissar NIkev wrote:
shas'o vera wrote:
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
Space_Potato wrote:
Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.


*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*


*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.


how much are you betting that thats commissar nikev?


*sigh* Damned Guardsmen -_-


*vox crackles* I
*commissar* damn it not this again
*vox* AM
*commissar* soldier stand down
*vox* LEORY...... JENKINS!!!

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
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...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?


ask the emperor, he know it


   
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Owain wrote:
Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob

kiss an female farseer


...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?

I say do.

Both at once, if possible.


Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!

On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.

 
   
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:
Owain wrote:
Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob

kiss an female farseer


...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?

I say do.

Both at once, if possible.


Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!


did the average human join the chaos goods?

PURGE THE HERETIC!!!!!

PS: its better to be an mutant (psyonican) than an heretic

   
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Where Eagles Dare.

Necronlord2 wrote:
fallen_wolfborn wrote:
Owain wrote:
Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob

kiss an female farseer


...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?

I say do.

Both at once, if possible.


Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!


did the average human join the chaos goods?

PURGE THE HERETIC!!!!!

PS: its better to be an mutant (psyonican) than an heretic

touche.

On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.

 
   
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:
Owain wrote:
Necronlord2 wrote:
kiss a sob

kiss an female farseer


...what in the Emperor's name is wrong with you?

I say do.

Both at once, if possible.


Am I the only one thinking that the average human only has one mouth?
PURGE THE MUTANT!!!!

You do a 3way kiss.
simple effective and fun!!

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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I don't know, I think I'd be much happier telling one to make me a sammich and the other to get me a beer...

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metallifan wrote:I don't know, I think I'd be much happier telling one to make me a sammich and the other to get me a beer...

THIS
EPIC WIN!

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Nucia

shas'o vera wrote:
Commissar NIkev wrote:
shas'o vera wrote:
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
Space_Potato wrote:
Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.


*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*


*Vox Crackles* Commissar, we have a situation here.
*Comissar* What is it, trooper?
*Vox*...is your fridge running?
*Commissar* Why, yes it is. But what does that ha -
*Vox* Well, you'd better go catch it then! *End Vox*
*Commissar*.....sigh.....
*Commissar voxes HQ* Hi, Bob? It's me. I'd like to request a transfer to another regiment, please. Yes, it's happened again. No, it was the fridge one this time.


how much are you betting that thats commissar nikev?


*sigh* Damned Guardsmen -_-


*vox crackles* I
*commissar* damn it not this again
*vox* AM
*commissar* soldier stand down
*vox* LEORY...... JENKINS!!!


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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VikingScott wrote:You do a 3way kiss.
simple effective and fun!!


Hey, look! Someone understood my post!



Here's one: in the 40k universe, NEVER ask for directions. You'll always get snubbed, shot, eaten, or given three answers, all of which are true and terrible to hear.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/16 05:13:32


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Space_Potato wrote:
Luke_Prowler wrote:Thou shalt not use thy vox caster to make prank calls.


*vox crackles* Err, Commissar, I have a question.
*Commissar returns* Go ahead trooper.
*vox crackles, giggling heard* Well Commissar, how many Inquisitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*Commissar* Emperor damn it trooper, I'm three feet away... *cocks pistol*

Also, Thou shalt not produce a draft script for a sitcom featuring the great Chaos lords entitled "The Traitors"

not my idea btw, taken from this thread - http://www.hammerofwar.org/board/index.php?showtopic=823

S_P


LMAO!!! Uncle Bob one was awesome.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Owain wrote:
VikingScott wrote:You do a 3way kiss.
simple effective and fun!!


Hey, look! Someone understood my post!



Here's one: in the 40k universe, NEVER ask for directions. You'll always get snubbed, shot, eaten, or given three answers, all of which are true and terrible to hear.


Hell yeah I understood it! *High Five!*

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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer




Where Eagles Dare.

I would like to point out of course that anyone who thinks that a farseer would into them is dead in 40k.
and as for SOB, she kick ur figurative asses scott and owain. soz

On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.

 
   
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ride on a HIEROPHANT BIO TITAN

ask the tau if they are kommunists

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Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/04/17 18:43:33


So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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In a Toyota, plotting revenge.

Hehehe. I guess in that instance, the guardsmen would want to be executed. Ironic turn of events eh?

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Commissar NIkev wrote:
Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.


Miley Cyrus would cause a Chaplin to fall back, and only one who has the power to deal with her is taking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne.
   
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Kervin wrote:
Commissar NIkev wrote:
Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.


Miley Cyrus would cause a Chaplin to fall back, and only one who has the power to deal with her is taking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne.

At this point i'm not sure wheteher ur complimenting or insulting her...

On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.

 
   
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fallen_wolfborn wrote:
Kervin wrote:
Commissar NIkev wrote:
Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.


Miley Cyrus would cause a Chaplin to fall back, and only one who has the power to deal with her is taking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne.

At this point i'm not sure wheteher ur complimenting or insulting her...


What I was getting at is the only one that could stop her in the 40k universe is the emperor and his is talking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne. I failed on trying to get birds with one stone.
   
 
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