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2010/04/18 21:15:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ask a Khorne Berserker why we can't all just be friends.
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2010/04/18 21:26:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Sleep Walk on a battle barge engine room.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/04/18 22:59:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Kervin wrote:fallen_wolfborn wrote:Kervin wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:
Things not to do......
Introduce Miley Cyrus to a country......It will cause the country to have no Commissars because they will execute themselves so they don't have to listen to her.
Miley Cyrus would cause a Chaplin to fall back, and only one who has the power to deal with her is taking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne.
At this point i'm not sure wheteher ur complimenting or insulting her...
What I was getting at is the only one that could stop her in the 40k universe is the emperor and his is talking an eternal dump on a Golden Throne. I failed on trying to get birds with one stone.
As far as I know.......I got it.....so you did not fail in your attempt at a joke....cause I laughed. XD
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/18 23:00:10
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/19 00:23:49
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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*glaces over his should*
No Commissars is a bad thing?
*coughs a little*
Say these three words...
I.
Give.
Up.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/04/19 00:33:10
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Ouch.....if Technically I wasn't dead....I may be offended with that. but I'm in a better place filled with things that make me happy so........ehh. 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/19 22:09:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bewitched Vassal of Angmar
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Ask Karn the Betrayer how his friends are.
Shout 13-0 to Abaddon.
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2010/04/20 02:57:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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The Fallen Raven wrote:Shout 13-0 to Abaddon.
Win ;p
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2010/04/20 05:24:53
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guarding Guardian
New Zealand
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Talk to Blood Angels about Twilight.
Ask a Blood Angel why he doesn't shimmer in the sun.
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2010/04/20 05:33:50
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Park your car in front of a Baneblade.
Name a Cyberskull Yorick.
Call an Eversor Assassin a Necron.
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2010/04/20 08:41:37
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Necroman wrote:
Name a Cyberskull Yorick.
Or Morte 
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/04/20 16:59:48
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Son Of Horus wrote:Talk to Blood Angels about Twilight.
Ask a Blood Angel why he doesn't shimmer in the sun.
XD ROFL!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/04/20 18:59:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Talk about twilight at all is something not to do.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/20 19:01:14
Brb learning to play.
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2010/04/20 22:30:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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I second that Mozzyfuzzy
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2010/04/20 22:32:26
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Whats wrong with talking about Twi-BLAM, Purged by order of the Inquisition 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/20 22:36:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Hold an un-authorized tupperware party in your basement. An inquisitor will think your starting a cult.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/04/20 22:44:11
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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When you become a Titan pilot, you are no longer allowed to make Mecha Anime references.
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2010/04/21 03:19:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Do not load bug spray into a bolter when fighting tyranids.
DO NOT CARRY BUG SPRAY WHEN FIGHTING TYRANIDS.
Do not wear massive boots that could kill a tyranid.( power boots!)
Do not attempt to make a fly swatter a power swatter.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/04/21 03:37:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
USA
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Get lost in the under city of a Hive.
Go on a space hulk unless you are in power armor.
Go on a ship or station that stopped communicating with HQ if you are a guardsman.
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Cadians
Dark Angels
Dusk Raiders
Imperial Fists |
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2010/04/21 07:30:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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EmpBobo wrote:
Go on a ship or station that stopped communicating with HQ if you are a guardsman.
Well, do it, and hope the reason they stopped communicating is that they were too drunk and high to hear the vox...
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 Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/04/21 07:42:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Go to Commorag and say you like suprises in the nigth
Drop the soap in the Slaaneshi Marine shower
Lick a lictor
Eat tasty green mushrooms on armagedon
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword |
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2010/04/21 08:40:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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Take on a face eating squig contest.
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The purpose of argument is informative discourse, not to see who finishes in front.
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2010/04/21 10:35:25
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Never mention any square based game in front of anyone...because you will be shot...many, many times
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- "Do not believe in me who believes in you, do not believe in you who believes in me, but believe in you who believes in yourself! DUMBASS!"
~Dark Eldar- Pirates of the Crystal Moon - 2400 points  38/15/4
~Pre-heresy Luna Wolves- WIP! (Probably gonna be a while) 
~Recently sold sisters, GW ruined them for me  their burning of xeno's will be remembered!  (Friend bought them back for me, making them work, statement so far half stands after a lesson learnt)
~  SKAVEN - 1000 points and growing, just have assassinate a few warlords to get my way...need more cheese...
'The bane of a gamers existance  ' |
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2010/04/21 14:49:34
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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wrong, people play Regicide all the time.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2010/04/21 16:07:04
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nimble Dark Rider
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Don't take a Tyranid to an all-you-can-eat buffet
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Malifaux - Rezzers
The Other Side - King's Empire & Abysinnia
40K - Iron Hands
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2010/04/21 16:41:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Beer_&_Bolters wrote:Don't take a Tyranid to an all-you-can-eat buffet
Who would be stupid enough to do that???
*hides a gaunt behind him*
/joke
NEVER! EVER! EVER! sing
I'm late! I'm late! For a very Important date! No time to say hello, good bye. I'm very very late!
Infront of ANYONE.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/04/23 14:31:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nasty Nob
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Thou shalt not date the hawt chick with claws.
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2010/04/23 18:16:56
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Saintspirit wrote:Thou shalt not date the hawt chick with claws.
But what about a SoB with power claws?
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2010/04/23 18:20:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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An SoB with Power Legs seems enticing enough though
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/04/23 18:27:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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aka_tizz wrote:An SoB with Power Legs seems enticing enough though
Not if she's referred to as "Sister Thunder Thighs". Then I want no part of it. 
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2010/04/23 20:44:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Eeeveryvehr
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metallifan wrote:aka_tizz wrote:An SoB with Power Legs seems enticing enough though
Not if she's referred to as "Sister Thunder Thighs". Then I want no part of it.
Then you get your Brother Storm Shield on and go for it
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts.