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**master of ordinance**

It is. So sadly is goat football, goat rugby, goat swimming.......

I wish for a good hard [censored by the inquisition]

**Castiel**

Granted, you get a good hard censoring by the Inquisition. With a large probe somewhere painful.

I wish for more biscuits.

**liquidjoshi**

More biscuits... somewhere painful.

I wish I was on Blue.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. you become one of her fleas. than what-his-name in the green shirt gives here a flea bath...

I wish for thousands of fish to invade the world.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. You die in a fishpocalypse.

I wish people understood my references.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, you forgot every reference you had the next hour.

I wish I could afford good biking glasses.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but you receive the money by inheriting it from your dead parents.

I wish I was dead.

**Shredsmore**

Granted, but the undertaker who owns the morgue you are in is a necrophiliac.

I wish I could run naked in public without being arrested.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. A new law is put up allowing anyone to run naked in public. Unfortunately, most people who do this are rather unsightly in their birthday suits.
I wish I was a Necron Overlord.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but you stay out in the rain and rust.

I wish for a shadowsword kit and a hot date with a girl i like

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. Unfortunately though, the 'hot' date is in a volcano and you must watch your favourite girl die through sulfur poisoning and her skin melting. Your shadowsword is delivered to you there and it melts too. Then you melt.

I wish I had a burger.

**liquidjoshi**

A burger made out of pain and anguish, drawn from Hell itself. It's inedible.

I wish I was a Spartan.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You are the fat one from meet the spartans....

I wish i had a

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**Private_Joker**

Granted. You die from profuse bleeding from the anus.

I wish for a 3d TV that doesn't require glasses.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Instead your eyes have to be modified to be old school style 3D veiwers. you can now only veiw the world in red and green.

I wish for a tankpocalypse

**Castiel**

Granted, I crush you under the tracks of my Challenger 2.

I wish I owned a Challenger 2 tank.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You have a Challenger 2 tank.....in a world where everyone else has titans.

I wish I had a titan.

**liquidjoshi**

You're the poor bloke that was on the Titan taken down by Wazdakka.

I wish I had soup.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. 3 quintillion gallons of decades old chicken noodle soup are delivered directly to your stomach.

I wish for a gallon of mead.

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted. In your cranial cavity.

I wish this thread stopped smothering mine.

**captain collius**

Granted it smothers you instead.

I wish for a harem and the funds necessary to maintain such an exstravagance.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. But your 'little gentleman' rots off.

I wish there was something good on tv right now.

**Castiel**

Granted, there is an elf sat on your tv. Noone will believe you though.

I wish I had a Challenger 2 tank the size of a titan, and the means to use it.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. however, everyone else has titans that scaled with the upsizing of your tank.

I wish i had an Imperitor titan and the means to use it.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You have your titan and the means to use it. Shame your planet gets blown up then, isn't it?

I wish I had the power to destroy planets.

**Flying Pooo**

Granted, but didn't the Death Star blow up!

I wish I had the ability to read peoples minds.

**4oursword**

Granted. Unfortunately, all of the people around you have sexual fetishes and dirty minds, so you die from disgust.

I wish for a cannon that shoots sharks. Laser guided ones.

**Flying Pooo**

Granted, but the cannon would be quite ineffective. Especially outside of salty water.

Then there would be the hassle of keeping the Sharks alive until you fired and the problem of finding the sharks in the first place...

Also guided missile would do a lot more damage...

I wish I had a pet Dragon...

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However it is a thousandth of a millemeter long, and while you sleep, it flies into your nose and lays hundreds of eggs.

I wish for a great party.

**liquidjoshi**

A party populated by ponies! Woop! I know how much you love them...

I wish I was Mario.