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I wish I had a third leg.... So then I could walk more briskly.
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
Can't do that you've already had your three wishes...the Jeanie can no longer grant your wishes!
I wish Justin Bieber would cease to exist...
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
Granted but a worse teen singer with more scream.preteen girls appears from the ashes.
I wish that corruption does not happen
I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
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Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
Corruption is removed from 40K. No more Chaos marines, renegade guard, etc. The withdrawal of these forces GW into administration, and shortly after the company is bought by Malifail, which kills off warhammer altogether. I then kill you.
And Ha! My wish came true! It's a me! Mario!
I wish I had pizza.
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
liquidjoshi wrote:Corruption is removed from 40K. No more Chaos marines, renegade guard, etc. The withdrawal of these forces GW into administration, and shortly after the company is bought by Malifail, which kills off warhammer altogether. I then kill you.
And Ha! My wish came true! It's a me! Mario!
I wish I had pizza.
.ot that corruption. I meant the one I did in my last post about Justin Bieber+
I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures! DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+ Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
Granted, but said food is full of cigarette butts.
I wish I could scratch that one itch.
Mael-Dannan Ravenous Angels Tomb Kings Protectorate of Menoth
halonachos wrote:Mordo is evil, the cute walrus wearing a monocle is just a disguise for the evils within the confines of the avatar box.
darksage wrote:And then the darkness approached the computer screen ready to unveil untold horrors on millions of unsuspecting innocents... Some knew him as the bringer of terror...some knew him as the spawn of all things evil...some knew him as the walrus, but then their lives would account for nothing, for they would be dead in seconds of the words leaving their lips.The walrus has posted, prepare for the death of worlds.
Granted, but while your reach is extended to scratch that itch the strain of the motion snaps your spinal cord and you spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair.
Granted, but then all the better looking guys find it easier too and they get all of the good looking ladies first leaving you with the ugly ones.
I wish I had eyes on the back of my head!
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
Granted, but you now have to deal with the anatomical complications of laying on your eyes when you sleep.
I wish I were you.
Mael-Dannan Ravenous Angels Tomb Kings Protectorate of Menoth
halonachos wrote:Mordo is evil, the cute walrus wearing a monocle is just a disguise for the evils within the confines of the avatar box.
darksage wrote:And then the darkness approached the computer screen ready to unveil untold horrors on millions of unsuspecting innocents... Some knew him as the bringer of terror...some knew him as the spawn of all things evil...some knew him as the walrus, but then their lives would account for nothing, for they would be dead in seconds of the words leaving their lips.The walrus has posted, prepare for the death of worlds.
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
You know if you hit 30 without getting a girlfried you become a wizard...
I wish I had a dragon.
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
Granted. you now have a Komodo dragon. latched on to your face.
I wish i could go to Xanth
"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Granted but, you are "freaked out" when you view panties, and women use this to gain advantage over you?
(Took all of my google-fu to come up with that one).
I wish I could just simply walk into Mordor...
"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
Granted, but then everyone stereotypes you as a Hillbilly and they make fun of you causing you to question your identity, which drives you to become a raving insane Hillbilly. You loose all your teeth and sit rocking in your rocking chair all day in your overalls sinking deeper and deepen into insanity, but hey you're a mad banjo player!
I wish I could play Kazoo professionally in an orchestra.
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
Granted, but you suffer the social stigma of playing Kazoo professionally in an orchestra.
I wish I were omnipotent.
Mael-Dannan Ravenous Angels Tomb Kings Protectorate of Menoth
halonachos wrote:Mordo is evil, the cute walrus wearing a monocle is just a disguise for the evils within the confines of the avatar box.
darksage wrote:And then the darkness approached the computer screen ready to unveil untold horrors on millions of unsuspecting innocents... Some knew him as the bringer of terror...some knew him as the spawn of all things evil...some knew him as the walrus, but then their lives would account for nothing, for they would be dead in seconds of the words leaving their lips.The walrus has posted, prepare for the death of worlds.
Wish granted. You are omnipotent. But due to a taste in philosophical conundra, you challenge yourself to create a more powerful being with the ability to destroy you. You do so. It does. You pop out of existence being thoroughly pleased and frustrated with yourself at the same time.
I wish that cheese tasted better ungrated than it did in it's grated form.
(How's that for two ends of the spectrum in one post?)
It does. But it causes you to age over 100 times faster.
I wish I was unbeatable at anything.
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
Granted. no one plays anything with you ever again.
I wish i could always get the exact die results i need in order to win a game.
"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Granted. Then, in a fit of rage, one of your opponents grab your dice and toss them at a wall. The dice crack, revealing the weights placed inside them...
The rest, as they say, is history.
I wish I had a Tiger tank.
Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote: Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
Granted, but In every massacre there are survivors... The Bronies will unite against you and tear your soul apart with love happiness and rainbows. (Disclaimer: I'm not a Bronie)
I wish I had a working time machine and I could go back in time without altering the future, or I could alter the future and make it better...
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"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome!
Flying Pooo wrote:Granted, but In every massacre there are survivors... The Bronies will unite against you and tear your soul apart with love happiness and rainbows.
(Disclaimer: I'm not a Brony)
Fixed. And yes, we will...
I wish I had a working time machine and I could go back in time without altering the future, or I could alter the future and make it better...
Sure. Better for all the evil out there and that has passed, such as Hitler and Bin Laden. You have single-handedly ruined humanity for the very worst.
I wish everyone was a brony, especially master of ordinance. Now who's evil? :Trollface:
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
Granted. It's perfectly normal, therefore too mainstream for the audience. They settle down and watch Tellitubbies re-runs for hours on end- you included.
I wish I had total control over all gerbils in the world.
Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
"Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath" 
Guilliman and the Ultramarines are like Manchester United, everyone hates them because they are so awesome! 
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