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liquidjoshi wrote:
I wish everyone was a brony, especially master of ordinance. Now who's evil? :Trollface:

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PONYS OH GODS AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH TO MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS TO MUCH HIPPY POWERS BURNING MY EVIL, CORRUPT SOUL GGGGNNNNNNNN NO DONT PAINT PEACE SIGNS ON MY FIGURES AAAGGGLLLLLLWWWRRRRLLLLLLL (master of ordinance/)

Back on topic:

Granted but all the good stuff sells within seconds and buy the time you get there theres only grey knight stuff left.

I wish that i will be resurrected from my untimly defeat and death at the hands of liquidjoshi`s brony charge of goodness and hippy love and proceed to rend there souls from there mortal frames before recomencing my massacre of the bronys.

Granted, however you yourself become a brony, so have to massacre yourself.

I wish I am in heaven.

Granted but so is Justine Beiber and he insists on sitting next to you.

I wish work was fun.

Granted. You spend the rest of your life resitting maths papers, and never accomplish anything.

I wish for infinite wishes

Granted, but nothing gets completed due to distraction and your employers go bankrupt from lack of productivity.

I wish TV was more entertaining.

It is. Sadly only for Beiber fans.

I wish that my little pony was declared heresy

Granted. However, just before all little ponies are wiped out by a thermonuclear bomb, you get turned into a little pony.

I wish that I was Slaanesh

Granted. Your a 30mm figure of slaanesh in a yiff fetish brothel.

I wish for this damned infection on the back of my right knee to piss off and stop bugging me.

Granted. You now have a damned infection (damned by Nurgle) everywhere on your body except on the back of your right knee.

I wish that I was an omnipotent god.

Granted. Omnipotent bronyyiff god.

I wish i had a Titan Knight in real life. A Crusader variant i think.

Granted. Unfortunately Mars recalls them and immediately auses everyo oneof them to self destruct while you were inside. RIP.

I wish My Little Pony never existed, and nothing was worse than MLP ever made or ever will exist.

Granted, My Little Unicorn is made which is equal (not worse) to MLP.

I wish for a butt-scratcher.

Granted. A chainsaw should suffice..

I wish for a burger king next door.

Granted. It causes you to get obese and die.

I wish I could stop looking at facebook.

Fine, How about ponies instead?

I wish everyone loved ponies, and repented for thier foolish ways... and not love in the Slaaneshi sense either. I know hat you lot are like...

Granted. they love them in the Khornate sense instead.
(Love to kill them!)

I wish i had access to an alternate dimension wherein i could do anything i wanted.

Granted but you get trapped there as the only person alive. And there's no toilet paper.

I wish I had more scotch to drink. (this bottle's nearly empty)

Granted but a syphalyptic dudes pissed in it. You catch syphalis from his pee and die.

I wish My Little Pony never existed and nothing worse than it or as bad as it ever existed either and the bronys never existed and nothing as bad as them or worse than them ever existed either.

Granted, however something only an insignificantly small amount less bad than bronies exist instead. It is called My Little Horse.

I wish for the Hordes 2 player battle box to be released earlier, but with the same high standard of casting and sculpts that PP are known for, and that I could get one.

Granted. You get a Hordes 2 box only to find it is empty. When the company refuse to do anything about it you nerdhaterage on them to such an extent the company is destroyed. Unfourtunatley this only increases your nerdhaterage to apocalyptic levels causing your body to explode in the most agonising death ever yet.

I wish for cake

Granted have this cheese cake. (just to clarify cheese cake is FOUL)

I wish for sleep.

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish for upside-down walruses and sideways manatees
(don't ask what that mean, because I don't know.)

Granted, nature gets pissed that you messed with the natural order and you are killed by a freak rain of sideways manatees and upside down walruses.

I wish for less rain.

Granted, Scotland turns into a desert and you have to become British again in order to survive.

I wish for invunability and immortality.

Granted. However you are only invunerable/immortal in My Little Pony land whilst listening to justin beiber. Is it really worth it?

I wish for a flame thrower and megan fox

Granted. Megan Fox is holding the flame thrower and doesn't like the look of you, death is slow and firey

I wish that whilst being invunerable/immortal & trapped in My little pony world I can have a huge supply of weapony and ammo.

Granted. However while killing Ponies you realise you didn't ask for infinite youth and slowly become so old that you yourself become a little pony...
I wish I had an awesome avatar.

Granted. You are placed in the movie Avatar. The native ones don't like you and kill you.

No wish, so you turn into a frog on the freeway.
I wish I had tree powers.

Granted, you just stand there all day... doing absolutely nothing.

I wish for the ability to see through any surface.