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**liquidjoshi**

Toast36 wrote:Granted have this cheese cake. (just to clarify cheese cake is FOUL)

Lies!

Private_Joker wrote:Granted, you just stand there all day... doing absolutely nothing.

I wish for the ability to see through any surface.

Any one surface... glass.

I wish I didn't need fluids to survive.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. But without them, you are in a permanent coma.

I wish for something epic to happen.

**snurl**

Epic event will happen tonight in Baltimore when the fireworks start. Google Baltimore Harbor 2012 to see what im talkin about.
I wish I was there.

**Deadshot**

Granted you are. Strapped to a firework. And by firework I mean life sized working deathstrike missile

**Deadshot**

I wish I could seebthat on TV.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, however the TV you are watching it from is strapped to the rocket.

I wish women would just tell you how they felt about you instead of making you work for what may be essentially nothing... prolly wasted this one

**TheRobotLol**

You didn't use spacebar for 'see' and 'that'. Prepare to suffer..

I wish for a better TV.

**Squidmanlolz**

Ninja'd

**p_gray99**

Granted. It is better at exploding.

I wish that i could pause time for everyone else but keep moving myself, and be able to turn this off and on whenever I want.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, you slowly lose touch with the regulars

I wish women would just tell you how they felt about you instead of making you work for what may be essentially nothing... prolly wasted this one

**p_gray99**

All women you ever meet tell you they hate you straight away. Happy?

I wish I was better at chess...

**Wrakkar**

You become better at chess, but you become addicted to it, feel compelled to win all tournaments in the world, and loose all your money on travel bills

I wish 40k was real...

**p_gray99**

It is. Just not for another 38,000 years.

I wish 40k was real now...

**Wrakkar**

granted, but you become a conscript, and are sent to armageddon!

I wish I was an ork...

**p_gray99**

Granted, however you happen to be little more than a grot. Then the space marines attack...

I wish I had more time.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but in jail.

I wish for the Emperor to return to life in 40k

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. The game ends as Emperor subsequently curbstomps the entire galaxy, one race at a time.

I wish for immunity from wish corruption.

**rockerbikie**

Wish granted but you can't wish ever again
I wish for a good Chicken Burger

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but it is laced with LSD to make it better, you become addicted, and spend the rest of your life in drug-addiction hell.

I wish for a free sports car...

**rockerbikie**

Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but it is laced with LSD to make it better, you become addicted, and spend the rest of your life in drug-addiction hell.

I wish for a free sports car...

You can't get addicted from Acid.

**Wrakkar**

rockerbikie wrote:
Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but it is laced with LSD to make it better, you become addicted, and spend the rest of your life in drug-addiction hell.

I wish for a free sports car...

You can't get addicted from Acid.

Then someone poisons it, and you die

**liquidjoshi**

Free sports care made entirely from cheese. Inedible cheese. You're forced to burn it, which reeks.

I wish I could wish again, by appreciating the beauty of the infinite possibility of wishes (Not a direct reference, but an interpretation of part of Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

**Wrakkar**

liquidjoshi wrote:Free sports care made entirely from cheese. Inedible cheese. You're forced to burn it, which reeks.

I wish I could wish again, by appreciating the beauty of the infinite possibility of wishes (Not a direct reference, but an interpretation of part of Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

No. Because of your earlier wish.

I wish for incorruptible wishes, with no limits.

**Nocturn**

You roll a 1 for your incorruptible wish test, and fail it. Your wishes are corrupt.

I wish for a mateba autorevolver.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but only after you get shot by it while being mugged

(That's a bit grim, isn't it..)

I wish for a wish!!

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but since that isn't allowed you get a kick to the groin instead.

I wish for the ability to give others abilities,

**Wrakkar**

Private_Joker wrote:Granted, but since that isn't allowed you get a kick to the groin instead.

I wish for the ability to give others abilities,

Granted, but you may only give what you already have.

I wish for cake

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. Cyanide cake that you eat so you can't corrupt my next wish.

I wish Joker would grant me wishes again! And that I had a bagel.

**Private_Joker**

Granted. I eat the bagel.

I wish people would join my RPG...

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. They throw it off track and get the thread locked.

I wish I had the bagel back.