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**Private_Joker**

Granted, I vomit it up onto your lap.

I wish people would stop wishing.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but tzeentch revokes your wish.

I wish to be Khorne himself!

**Deadshot**

Granted but MLP becomes 40k canon.and fighting ceases so...

The horror...

I wish there wasn't so many RPGs at once but there was at least 1 which I am part off and don't die untill I want to.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. But I agree completely, so go ahead.

I wish for more chinese takeaway.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but it is tasteless

I wish for cake (not poisoned)

**Deadshot**

Granted but you choke and die

**Wrakkar**

Your unmentioned wish is not granted.
I wish to be reborn

**Deadshot**

As a cow. You end up on multiple tables at McDonald's.

I wish I made a wish last timen

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However it has no affect, and so you might as well not have wished it, or your last wish.

I wish for world domination with an iron fist.

**p_gray99**

Granted. An iron fist dominates the world, including you.

I wish that I was emperor of the world and that no-one could overthrow me.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but it is soo much hard work that you retire.
I wish for nothing.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You get nothing. This means you get no air - you die. You get no funeral - you rot. You get nobody sweeping up your rotting remains - you turn into a foul-smelling puddle of awfulness.

I wish for time to speed up so that the things I am waiting for come sooner, but then for time to resume speed afterwards.

**Deadshot**

Granted. You are waiting for Grim Reaper to take you away. In addition only your timestream is speeded so the only affect it has on every other spot in the universe is the fact you just died.

I wish Tyranids get a good codex in 6th ed.

**liquidjoshi**

They do. They are then squatted.

I wish everyone loved Mat Ward.

**TheRobotLol**

Gra---No, just no.

I wish the people on the RP would post!
I mean they're already here!

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They post, but then they somehow derail the threads onto non-RPG related stuff.
I wish I possessed a real-life army to conquer the world.

**Nocturn**

Granted. You assume control of Iceland's army. But they don't have one.

I wish I could receive all of the training that a storm trooper gets.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However, partway through training a stray lasgun shot hits and kills you.

I wish I knew all my latin for the GCSE on wednesday.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but you now can only speak latin, and your friends and family no longer understand you.

I wish for more money!

**Nocturn**

Granted, but you spend it all on mis-cast finecast, and are not allowed any refunds.

I wish for another energy drink right now.

(so, I guess the auto-append feature isn't working...?)

**Nocturn**

**Deadshot**

You wished but then you didn't so no wish. Have fun tied up in Slaanesh' palace traitorscum!

I wish for somkething to excite me. Nothing does any more :(

**liquidjoshi**

Something excites and inspires you: Inspires fear in you! It's the rise of the Mole people, and they steal you away to thier underground lairs. You spent the rest of your life in the excited, delusional hope that you can escape.

I wish I didn't have to know about Irvine Welsh.

**Deadshot**

Granted you don't because you got sucked into a jet engine.

I wish it was dry enough to spray paint my remaining parts of my Stormtalon, yet not too warm to produce drought or ruin the spray painting job. And I keep my paints in a temperature controlled room so they don't dry out so you can't use that one.

**Nocturn**

Granted. It is dry enough outside, but a water main breaks and floods your house, entering your temperature controlled room for your paints and ruining them in a rainbow mess of floodwater.

I wish for a block of delicious muenster cheese.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. however, before you can eat it a water main breaks and floods your house, and by the time you can get back the cheese is completely moldy

I wish i had no sense of taste, and liked it that way.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then your friends start raving about a particular restaurant and just how tasty and juicy and delectable the food is. Oh, and they talk about it frequently to you since they don't realize you have no sense of taste.
I wish I had a Gundam to pilot.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Given that I don't know what a Gundam is, a nuclear missile also happens to blow you up at that exact same moment.

I wish I knew what a Gundam was.

**Wrakkar**

Granted: It's a....

...bugger...

I wish I knew what a gundam was, too..

**nomsheep**

granted, It's something.

I wish .....

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