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Granted. Nom.

I wish for beer

Granted. you receive the remnants of the first beer EVER brewed. and are forced to drink it in front of the whole world.

I wish i could fly, without risking death or using mechanical aids.

Granted, however, it becomes tiring, but you may never land. (And thus are in pain and can't sleep )

I wish for fresh beer

Granted. It is so fresh that it is, in fact, just hops and a few other ingredients in a big bucket. And you are forced to drink it in front of the whole world.

I wish there were as many tau emoticons as there are ork ones.

Granted, unfortunately they are all Duck Face.

I wish for a cute Japanese girl who likes 40K.

granted but shes a trap.

I wish for cheese.

nom

Granted but it's made from Nurgling pus.

I wish for a cute Japanese girl who likes 40K who ISN'T a trap, and also that Nomsheep would stop putting Nom at the end of every post.

Granted, but she is already dating another guy. And Nomsheep now writes NomNom instead.

I wish for a free moment.

granted. and now its gone.

I wish for 3 Million dollars to be gifted to me by Bill Gates.

Granted, but then the tax man gets at it, leaving you with nothing

I wish to be the taxman!

Granted but money is done away with as the universe inexplicably transforms into Star Trek, rendering you useless.

I wish the cute Japanese girl was open to the idea of polygamy.

granted, but only with other blokes.

I wish for a portal 3

Nom I even made it pretty

I wish Magnus had remained loyal and became Emperor after the Horus Heresy.

p_gray99 wrote:Granted. Given that I don't know what a Gundam is, a nuclear missile also happens to blow you up at that exact same moment.

I wish I knew what a Gundam was.

Wrakkar wrote:Granted: It's a....

...bugger...

I wish I knew what a gundam was, too..

nomsheep wrote:granted, It's something.


I wish .....



Nom

I guess it's alright, considering where you guys live. If you were American, I would have shot the lot of you.
EDUCATION TIME: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gundam
Anyways...
@Tadashi: Granted. But then, Abbadon gets his arms back, and he successfully invades Terra and kills Magnus, plunging the Imperium into the throes of Chaos.
I wish GW writers were better story-tellers.

Dr. Temujin wrote:
@Tadashi: Granted. But then, Abbadon gets his arms back, and he successfully invades Terra and kills Magnus, plunging the Imperium into the throes of Chaos.

I wish the 'Magnus' Abaddon killed turned out to be a Callidus, at which point the Blood Angels, Ultramarines, and the Thousand Sons led by Magnus come pouring out of the Webway and butcher the Black Legion. Abaddon gets his arms ripped off by Magnus before being encased in crystal and imprisoned in the prison from The Outcast Dead (sorry, I can't remember the name).

I wish GW writers were better story-tellers.

Granted, but 40k is now so successful that it's no longer grimdark, but noblebright, in order to appeal to a wider audience.

nomsheep wrote:granted but shes a trap.

I wish for cheese.

nom

What's a trap?

Tadashi wrote:

Dr. Temujin wrote:
@Tadashi: Granted. But then, Abbadon gets his arms back, and he successfully invades Terra and kills Magnus, plunging the Imperium into the throes of Chaos.

I wish the 'Magnus' Abaddon killed turned out to be a Callidus, at which point the Blood Angels, Ultramarines, and the Thousand Sons led by Magnus come pouring out of the Webway and butcher the Black Legion. Abaddon gets his arms ripped off by Magnus before being encased in crystal and imprisoned in the prison from The Outcast Dead (sorry, I can't remember the name).

I wish GW writers were better story-tellers.

Granted, but 40k is now so successful that it's no longer grimdark, but noblebright, in order to appeal to a wider audience.

Granted but 4chan is heresy and you get purged by the Spanish Inquisition, and the whole plot arc is removed, thus Abaddon always had his arms and Magnus remains a daemon prince.

I wish I could be with my cute Japanese girl who likes 40K (Yes, I am obsessed and very lonely... )

Squigsquasher wrote:

Tadashi wrote:

Dr. Temujin wrote:
@Tadashi: Granted. But then, Abbadon gets his arms back, and he successfully invades Terra and kills Magnus, plunging the Imperium into the throes of Chaos.

I wish the 'Magnus' Abaddon killed turned out to be a Callidus, at which point the Blood Angels, Ultramarines, and the Thousand Sons led by Magnus come pouring out of the Webway and butcher the Black Legion. Abaddon gets his arms ripped off by Magnus before being encased in crystal and imprisoned in the prison from The Outcast Dead (sorry, I can't remember the name).

I wish GW writers were better story-tellers.

Granted, but 40k is now so successful that it's no longer grimdark, but noblebright, in order to appeal to a wider audience.

Granted but 4chan is heresy and you get purged by the Spanish Inquisition, and the whole plot arc is removed, thus Abaddon always had his arms and Magnus remains a daemon prince.

I wish I could be with my cute Japanese girl who likes 40K (Yes, I am obsessed and very lonely... )

Therefore, back to my original wish: I wish Magnus remained loyal and became Emperor after the Horus Heresy. Sanguinius also survived and became Warmaster and supported Magnus' claim to the Throne.

Also, what's a trap? Somehow, I get the feeling I shouldn't look it up.

You know, as in Star Wars and "It's a TRAP!"

Tadashi wrote:

Squigsquasher wrote:

Tadashi wrote:

Dr. Temujin wrote:
@Tadashi: Granted. But then, Abbadon gets his arms back, and he successfully invades Terra and kills Magnus, plunging the Imperium into the throes of Chaos.

I wish the 'Magnus' Abaddon killed turned out to be a Callidus, at which point the Blood Angels, Ultramarines, and the Thousand Sons led by Magnus come pouring out of the Webway and butcher the Black Legion. Abaddon gets his arms ripped off by Magnus before being encased in crystal and imprisoned in the prison from The Outcast Dead (sorry, I can't remember the name).

I wish GW writers were better story-tellers.

Granted, but 40k is now so successful that it's no longer grimdark, but noblebright, in order to appeal to a wider audience.

Granted but 4chan is heresy and you get purged by the Spanish Inquisition, and the whole plot arc is removed, thus Abaddon always had his arms and Magnus remains a daemon prince.

I wish I could be with my cute Japanese girl who likes 40K (Yes, I am obsessed and very lonely... )

Therefore, back to my original wish: I wish Magnus remained loyal and became Emperor after the Horus Heresy. Sanguinius also survived and became Warmaster and supported Magnus' claim to the Throne.

Also, what's a trap? Somehow, I get the feeling I shouldn't look it up.

Wikipedia: A trap is a device or tactic intended to catch an intruder, enemy, error, or substance.

I wish for GW to progress the 40k storyline

@Tadashi: you might not want to know what a trap is. Feel free to use urban dictionary, though!
Granted. The Tau and the Ultramarines and the Blood Angels and Necrons become the SUPER-FRIENDS, and together they fight and defeat the Tyranids, and then the Eldar join them and defeat Chaos, and then Shadowsun replaces the Emperor on his throne! (Very scary, yes?)
I wish players were actually satisfied with 6th Edition.

Granted. But only because it turns out to be free drugs rather than a game

I wish for three free, untainted, wishes!

Granted. However you don't get to say what those wishes are for. The first is for eternal damnation in the fires of hell, the second is for your death right now, and the third is for Satan to get the third wish instead.

I wish I could decide what I was going to roll whenever I rolled any dice.

Granted, but the dice always rolls differently.

I wish for moar dakka!!

Granted. You are dakka'd in the face.

I wish you could spell "more" correctly.

Granted, you can. But now you suddenly loose the ability to spell anything else with even the correct letters. Christmas now comes out as: q38ndxzt?!//4

I wish for cake

Granted. Specially baked cyanide cake. Enjoy!

I wish I could kill anyone I wanted simply by clicking my fingers.

Granted, but in a fit of rage, you accidentally kill everyone you ever loved, except yourself.

I wish for there to be more funny wishes and corruptions in this thread. (They are funny already, but I'm thinking more would be good )

Granted. However this causes the thread to get locked and everyone's sad.

I wish I knew what spells to give my D&D character.

Granted, but then the GM gets your character killed off before the spells can be used.

I wish to be able to understand what happens inside the warp.