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2012/06/19 20:08:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted you are sent there right now as you are.
I wish to meet One sane woman.
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/06/19 20:13:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted, but she is repulsive.
I wish that Horus had never been killed!
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If you see slaanesh, just look away. 
"I can't look away!!!" 
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2012/06/19 20:58:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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He wasn't.
HORUS WAS THE EMPEROR ALL ALONG!!!!!!
I wish I was the Emperor, and won without being stuck in the Golden Throne.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/06/19 22:10:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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liquidjoshi wrote:He wasn't.
HORUS WAS THE EMPEROR ALL ALONG!!!!!!
I wish I was the Emperor, and won without being stuck in the Golden Throne.
Granted, except now you have sit in every boring Council meeting every day. I wish Sanguinius had become Warmaster instead of Horus, and the Emperor sided with Magnus at Nikaea.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/20 08:16:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted, but sanguinius' gene seed mutations cause all chaos marines to be even angrier, and more powerful (a la matt ward..)
I wish matt ward didn't feth up all the 40k fluff he touches...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/20 08:16:26
If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/20 09:43:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. Instead, all 40k fluff is banned by his successor.
I wish 40k fluff was better...
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2012/06/20 10:22:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted, but money problems force you to not buy any of the new fluff 
I wish for GW products to cost less.
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/20 10:55:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but sanguinius' gene seed mutations cause all chaos marines to be even angrier, and more powerful (a la matt ward..)
I wish Magnus used his powers to prevent that from happening, just as the Emperor used His powers to stop the flesh-change, and only the Emperor's Children, Word Bearers, World Eaters, Iron Warriors, Death Guard, Night Lords, Sons of Horus, and Alpha Legion became traitors among the legions.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/06/20 10:56:51
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/20 10:56:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Wrakkar wrote:
I wish for GW products to cost less.
Granted, but now they're made in China so they're full of defects.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/20 11:02:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but sanguinius' gene seed mutations cause all chaos marines to be even angrier, and more powerful (a la matt ward..)
I wish Magnus used his powers to prevent that from happening, just as the Emperor used His powers to stop the flesh-change, and only the Emperor's Children, Word Bearers, World Eaters, Iron Warriors, Death Guard, Night Lords, Sons of Horus, and Alpha Legion became traitors among the legions.
Granted, but matt ward then uses Magnus the red's powers to turn all CSM into uber-butt-hurt cheese kings, even worse thatn the GK's and how the BA as gay with Necrons now (AKA: Vampire counts and Tomb Kings IIIINNN SSPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!) 
I wish for life to be better for everyone including myself.
Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:
I wish for GW products to cost less.
Granted, but now they're made in China so they're full of defects.
..Not much different than the finecast then... (Except finecast's fething expensive)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/20 11:02:48
If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/20 11:08:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but sanguinius' gene seed mutations cause all chaos marines to be even angrier, and more powerful (a la matt ward..)
I wish Magnus used his powers to prevent that from happening, just as the Emperor used His powers to stop the flesh-change, and only the Emperor's Children, Word Bearers, World Eaters, Iron Warriors, Death Guard, Night Lords, Sons of Horus, and Alpha Legion became traitors among the legions.
Granted, but matt ward then uses Magnus the red's powers to turn all CSM into uber-butt-hurt cheese kings, even worse thatn the GK's and how the BA as gay with Necrons now (AKA: Vampire counts and Tomb Kings IIIINNN SSPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!)
I wish they fired Matt Ward and Co. so we can have good stories. And Guilliman is Emperor, Magnus controls the Webway, and Lion is Warmaster. Loyalists: Dark Angels, White Scars, Thousand Sons, Imperial Fists, Blood Angels, Iron Hands, Ultramarines, Salamanders, and Raven Guard. Dark Eldar are extinct, and Eldar are now a client race of the Imperium. No Imperial Cult, still Imperial Truth. Tau are grimdark. Oldcrons. I wish for life to be better for everyone including myself.
Granted, except now Humans on Earth are so decadent I'm writing from an ark ship (Craftworld) in deep space.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/06/20 11:09:39
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/20 11:16:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but sanguinius' gene seed mutations cause all chaos marines to be even angrier, and more powerful (a la matt ward..)
I wish Magnus used his powers to prevent that from happening, just as the Emperor used His powers to stop the flesh-change, and only the Emperor's Children, Word Bearers, World Eaters, Iron Warriors, Death Guard, Night Lords, Sons of Horus, and Alpha Legion became traitors among the legions.
Granted, but matt ward then uses Magnus the red's powers to turn all CSM into uber-butt-hurt cheese kings, even worse thatn the GK's and how the BA as gay with Necrons now (AKA: Vampire counts and Tomb Kings IIIINNN SSPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!)
I wish they fired Matt Ward and Co. so we can have good stories. And Guilliman is Emperor, Magnus controls the Webway, and Lion is Warmaster. Loyalists: Dark Angels, White Scars, Thousand Sons, Imperial Fists, Blood Angels, Iron Hands, Ultramarines, Salamanders, and Raven Guard. Dark Eldar are extinct, and Eldar are now a client race of the Imperium. No Imperial Cult, still Imperial Truth. Tau are grimdark. Oldcrons.
I wish for life to be better for everyone including myself.
Granted, except now Humans on Earth are so decadent I'm writing from an ark ship (Craftworld) in deep space.
Granted, but then the universe collapses under the sheer weight of this impossibility.
I wish... The warp.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/20 11:18:42
If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/20 11:34:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but sanguinius' gene seed mutations cause all chaos marines to be even angrier, and more powerful (a la matt ward..)
I wish Magnus used his powers to prevent that from happening, just as the Emperor used His powers to stop the flesh-change, and only the Emperor's Children, Word Bearers, World Eaters, Iron Warriors, Death Guard, Night Lords, Sons of Horus, and Alpha Legion became traitors among the legions.
Granted, but matt ward then uses Magnus the red's powers to turn all CSM into uber-butt-hurt cheese kings, even worse thatn the GK's and how the BA as gay with Necrons now (AKA: Vampire counts and Tomb Kings IIIINNN SSPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!)
I wish they fired Matt Ward and Co. so we can have good stories. And Guilliman is Emperor, Magnus controls the Webway, and Lion is Warmaster. Loyalists: Dark Angels, White Scars, Thousand Sons, Imperial Fists, Blood Angels, Iron Hands, Ultramarines, Salamanders, and Raven Guard. Dark Eldar are extinct, and Eldar are now a client race of the Imperium. No Imperial Cult, still Imperial Truth. Tau are grimdark. Oldcrons.
I wish for life to be better for everyone including myself.
Granted, except now Humans on Earth are so decadent I'm writing from an ark ship (Craftworld) in deep space.
Granted, but then the universe collapses under the sheer weight of this impossibility.
I wish it didn't and it actually became real, so now I'm a Thousand Son.
I wish... The warp.
Granted, but your soul is sucked away in an instant.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/20 11:52:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but sanguinius' gene seed mutations cause all chaos marines to be even angrier, and more powerful (a la matt ward..)
I wish Magnus used his powers to prevent that from happening, just as the Emperor used His powers to stop the flesh-change, and only the Emperor's Children, Word Bearers, World Eaters, Iron Warriors, Death Guard, Night Lords, Sons of Horus, and Alpha Legion became traitors among the legions.
Granted, but matt ward then uses Magnus the red's powers to turn all CSM into uber-butt-hurt cheese kings, even worse thatn the GK's and how the BA as gay with Necrons now (AKA: Vampire counts and Tomb Kings IIIINNN SSPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!)
I wish they fired Matt Ward and Co. so we can have good stories. And Guilliman is Emperor, Magnus controls the Webway, and Lion is Warmaster. Loyalists: Dark Angels, White Scars, Thousand Sons, Imperial Fists, Blood Angels, Iron Hands, Ultramarines, Salamanders, and Raven Guard. Dark Eldar are extinct, and Eldar are now a client race of the Imperium. No Imperial Cult, still Imperial Truth. Tau are grimdark. Oldcrons.
I wish for life to be better for everyone including myself.
Granted, except now Humans on Earth are so decadent I'm writing from an ark ship (Craftworld) in deep space.
Granted, but then the universe collapses under the sheer weight of this impossibility.
I wish it didn't and it actually became real, so now I'm a Thousand Son.
I wish... The warp.
Granted, but your soul is sucked away in an instant.
Granted, but Tzeentch reveals why he let arihman get away with a successful rubric: the un-spent warp energies revert the whole universe back to the way it was before the wishes! Just as planed...
I wish for Oldcrons back
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/20 11:57:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Wrakkar wrote:
Granted, but Tzeentch reveals why he let arihman get away with a successful rubric: the un-spent warp energies revert the whole universe back to the way it was before the wishes! Just as planed...
I wish to be a real Space Marine. I also wish for more 40k fans here in the Philippines, and a GW branch/distributor. And if there were more fans, I wish I could meet another half-japanese girl who's also a 40k fan.
I wish for Oldcrons back
Granted, but then...wait. A Librarian has just given me a message. Look out behind you! There's a pariah sneaking up! 
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/20 12:06:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:
Granted, but Tzeentch reveals why he let arihman get away with a successful rubric: the un-spent warp energies revert the whole universe back to the way it was before the wishes! Just as planed...
I wish to be a real Space Marine. I also wish for more 40k fans here in the Philippines, and a GW branch/distributor. And if there were more fans, I wish I could meet another half-japanese girl who's also a 40k fan.
I wish for Oldcrons back
Granted, but then...wait. A Librarian has just given me a message. Look out behind you! There's a pariah sneaking up!
Granted, all of it. Now wait for the consequences...
...on my next post...
I wish for sexytimes with a cute girl who is about my age 
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/20 12:51:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:
Granted, but Tzeentch reveals why he let arihman get away with a successful rubric: the un-spent warp energies revert the whole universe back to the way it was before the wishes! Just as planed...
I wish to be a real Space Marine. I also wish for more 40k fans here in the Philippines, and a GW branch/distributor. And if there were more fans, I wish I could meet another half-japanese girl who's also a 40k fan.
I wish for Oldcrons back
Granted, but then...wait. A Librarian has just given me a message. Look out behind you! There's a pariah sneaking up!
Granted, all of it. Now wait for the consequences...
...on my next post...
(jeers and angry muttering)
I wish for sexytimes with a cute girl who is about my age
Granted, but she's a trap (yes, I know what it means).
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/21 08:31:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Tadashi wrote:
Granted, but she's a trap (yes, I know what it means).
What do you mean shes a trap? i wish i new........
back on topic:
No wish. you are castrated with a blunt spoon and have your nerves stripped out from under your skin before being drawn with your own entrails and quarterd by justin beiber with a blunt axe.
I wish for a real life size warhound titan...
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/06/21 08:58:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Granted. it steps on you.
I wish for the ability to make my models come to life 100% loyal and obedient to me.
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2  1 11  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2012/06/21 09:43:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Granted. However everyone else gets this wish as well and as soon as one of them is destroyed in a battle you have to buy a new one. And GW has just increased their prices by 5000%.
I wish I had enough money to buy the 6th edition rulebook when it comes out...
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2012/06/21 10:06:36
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Granted. You have just enough money to buy the 6th ed rulebook. However it leaves you bankrupt and the rules are matt ward fluff styleized and are usless.
I wish that my warhound didnt step on me wont step on me wont fall on me wont shoot me wont be destroyed and that i wont be shot killed assassinated murderd crippled harmed in anyway and that no random related or totaly unrelated event shall harm myself my family, freinds or the rest of the world, universe, galaxy etcetera..........
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/06/21 10:08:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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p_gray99 wrote:Granted. However everyone else gets this wish as well and as soon as one of them is destroyed in a battle you have to buy a new one. And GW has just increased their prices by 5000%.
I wish I had enough money to buy the 6th edition rulebook when it comes out...
Granted, but it turns out to be a massive waste of money.
Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:Tadashi wrote:Wrakkar wrote:
Granted, but Tzeentch reveals why he let arihman get away with a successful rubric: the un-spent warp energies revert the whole universe back to the way it was before the wishes! Just as planed...
I wish to be a real Space Marine. I also wish for more 40k fans here in the Philippines, and a GW branch/distributor. And if there were more fans, I wish I could meet another half-japanese girl who's also a 40k fan.
I wish for Oldcrons back
Granted, but then...wait. A Librarian has just given me a message. Look out behind you! There's a pariah sneaking up!
Granted, all of it. Now wait for the consequences...
...on my next post...
(jeers and angry muttering)
I wish for sexytimes with a cute girl who is about my age
Granted, but she's a trap (yes, I know what it means).
...You become a real space marine; but one that's been horribly mutated by the warp. You manage to scare off all the girls you were looking for, and the new GW claims you as intellectual property. You now have no rights either.
I wish for 42
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/21 10:33:41
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master of ordinance wrote:I wish that my warhound didnt step on me wont step on me wont fall on me wont shoot me wont be destroyed and that i wont be shot killed assassinated murderd crippled harmed in anyway and that no random related or totaly unrelated event shall harm myself my family, freinds or the rest of the world, universe, galaxy etcetera..........
Granted. You are, however, exiled to the moon and live out your days completely bored.
Wrakkar wrote:I wish for 42
Granted. You get 42 shots in the head for being ninja'd.
I wish I could shoot whoever I wanted without any penalties yet didn't shoot anyone I didn't want to.
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2012/06/21 11:14:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Wish granted. You are given a license to kill and the free reign to exercise it. It's a shame someone shoots you first....
I wish I had a balloon.
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2012/06/21 11:19:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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InyokaMadoda wrote:Wish granted. You are given a license to kill and the free reign to exercise it. It's a shame someone shoots you first....
I wish I had a balloon.
Granted (throws water balloon).
I wish the Imperium was real and came to 'negotiate' with us today.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/21 11:56:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. They decide that we are impure, and start exterminatus.
I wish my watch hadn't run out of power.
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2012/06/21 12:14:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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p_gray99 wrote:Granted. They decide that we are impure, and start exterminatus.
I wish they didn't after they realize this world has something to offer them. I also wish after compliance that those who supported them (including everyone on Dakka) becomes the nobility.
I wish my watch hadn't run out of power.
Granted. Except that the battery's so powerful, it causes electric shock.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/06/21 13:02:35
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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NO WISH. You are transformed in to a japanese gumball- machine gundam sex-toy on a keychain that nobody will plug $6 american into a machine to purchace.
I wish for positive results.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/06/21 13:10:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted you are tested Positive for Trolls Disease.
I wish for the Sundresses to be out today.
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/06/21 15:23:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted - but they are sold out before you get to them
I wish for nomnomz
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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