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2012/06/21 15:23:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted - but they are sold out before you get to them 
I wish for nomnomz
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If you see slaanesh, just look away. 
"I can't look away!!!" 
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2012/06/21 15:27:49
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Granted, you are eaten by a shark.
I wish for the ability to kill people by writing their name three times, which does not extend to myself.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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2012/06/21 15:29:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Granted, But then you end up living in an ANIME
I wish there were more sexy promiscuous women playing 40k and war gaming in general
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/21 15:29:43
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2012/06/21 15:49:56
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Sexy and promicious women playing with warhammers and they dont like the look of you. Squish.
I wish that i was back from the moon and couldnt be exiled and nor can my warhound titan. my other wish still counts.
OT: @hotsauceman1 1 have to admit i wish that alot to. Sadly as with all my wishes it never comes true.......
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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2012/06/21 16:29:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Granted you are nommed by a Tyranid (it still applies to previous wisher)
I wish I was immortal, indestructible, eternally young and could bestow these onto anyone I choose and could get over death of family and could teleport me and others anywhere in the universe in a nanosecond.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/21 16:30:09
I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/06/21 19:18:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. You have a great time, for about 100 billion years, but then the universe consists of nothing but black holes, and you start getting bored...
I wish I could find a job that I wanted with decent pay and hours and that was in easy reach of my house by bike.
Hey, master of ordinance and 4oursword have exactly 647 posts each! Just thought I should mention it...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/21 19:19:52
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2012/06/21 19:18:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. You are a Timelord! But the Council of Timelords thinks you're too renegade and send enforcers to capture you and send you to trial for your crimes.
I wish I could materialize fresh food out of thin air right in front of me.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/21 19:24:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Heh, ninja'd you. Anyway, granted, but the only food available is grass. Hey, you don't mind rabbit food do you?
I wish my earlier wish would be answered...
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2012/06/21 21:05:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted but you can't remember what it was.
I wish I was a Daemonette.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/06/21 21:06:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Granted. You are the slave in particular who resides at the foot of a bed. The bed of the first Daemonette. Slaanesh wasn't right in the head and SHE is fugly as hell.
I wish my soul crushing.depression would leave.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/06/21 21:11:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but the sudden pressure change makes your soul burst.
I wish (again...) for a cute Japanese girl who likes 40K and has a well painted army, isn't a trap, likes me, is faithful, is my age, and who doesn't have anything dreadfully wrong with her.
Please... 
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/06/21 21:18:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Granted. She has all of the above. I have two corruptions so please do it again.
She has nothing horrible wrong. As long as you don't consider having, well, male and female genitalia a deal breaker
I wish a girl I was interested in liked me and she doesn't have dieseses, male genitals or anything wrong with her in the slightest.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/06/21 21:23:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Umm...Nope, fine by me...Obviously I'd prefer her with just the female set, but not a huge problem.
Granted, but...No, I can't do it. Granted.
I wish KrimsunBarun would decide on a bloody paint scheme, for crying out loud!
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/06/21 21:36:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Squigsquasher wrote:
Granted, but...No, I can't do it. Granted.
Thank you. I love brother!
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/06/22 00:30:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Granted, But its Teal and Honey colored.
I wish i wwas a vampire, Not a Twilight Vampire, But a cool swath sophisticated one that is pretty.
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2012/06/22 11:39:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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hotsauceman1 wrote:Granted, But its Teal and Honey colored.
I wish i wwas a vampire, Not a Twilight Vampire, But a cool swath sophisticated one that is pretty.
Granted, but you have a strange skin condition that makes you sparkle constantly, so we mock you.
I wish for Chuck Norris.
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2012/06/22 12:26:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. However, the impossible happens, and Chuck Norris (you) dies. RIP.
I wish I had a decent avatar.
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2012/06/22 12:40:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Granted, you "had" a decent avatar, but you've lost it and cannot find it, ever.
I wish work wouldn't filter out the websites I like to go on.
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2012/06/22 12:43:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. The government does instead. And now you're not allowed on any fun sites ever. Not even dakka.
I wish I was better at painting my models.
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2012/06/22 15:31:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but miniature painting is made illegal.
I wish for Cornish pasties.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/06/22 18:23:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. One appears about a foot above your head. However, it doesn't hover.
I wish I find another RPG to join.
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2012/06/22 19:28:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted, but it sucks.
I wish for Pi
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/22 20:31:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted you have to carve it out on a rock face to 1000000 places. Enjoy.
I wish for 6th edition to be enjoyable.
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/06/22 20:35:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted, but only enjoyable by matt ward.
I wish for matt ward to not write 6th ed.
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/22 20:52:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, it's written by KhornePysker instead.
I wish for a pet dumbo octopus, and equipment to look after it.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/06/22 21:05:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Squigsquasher wrote:Granted, it's written by KhornePysker instead.
I wish for a pet dumbo octopus, and equipment to look after it.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, but you accidentally over feed it.
I wish for a rock.
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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2012/06/23 06:29:53
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. It's a giant boulder, and it just landed on your foot. Good luck trying to lift it.
I wish I could successfully genetically alter my body, without any physical, mental, or spiritual repercussions.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/23 10:18:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you modify yourself and become super-tasty to all the wildlife. You step outside one day and are eaten by the neighbourhood cats, dogs and rabbits.
I wish for a new Ipod
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2012/06/23 13:27:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. It happens to be a 5000-tonne one which appears directly above your head.
I wish I hadn't had sports day today so that I could have gone to GW instead.
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2012/06/23 14:00:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Granted, but then you realise that you can't get there because your lack of exercise caused all the muscules in your body to deteriorate.
I wish for 6th edition psyker rules to be good!
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If you see slaanesh, just look away.
"I can't look away!!!"
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5000pts 
6000pts 
3000pts
