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**p_gray99**

Granted. In Matt Ward's opinion, they are good.

I wish I had a 6th edition rulebook right now.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but it's an illegal pirate copy, and GW sues you for all your money and possessions.

I wish 6th ed rules would be something I enjoy.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Through the awesome power of chaos you are now Matt Ward and therefore enjoy it.

I wish I had a legal copy of the 6th edition rulebook I could use now.

**Wrakkar**

Gra- Oops, I can't.

I wish for APOCALYPSE BATTLES OF 40K !!!!!!!

**p_gray99**

Granted. However a tau manta is accidentally dropped on all your models, not only breaking them but also creating a court case in which you lose and are forced to pay for the manta.

I wish my super-successful thread hadn't been locked

**Wrakkar**

Granted, it wasn't locked, it was just removed instead

I wish for a non matt ward 6th edition rulebook

**p_gray99**

Granted. It just happens to be a non-40k rulebook

I wish I had more posts on dakka

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. But all of them are automatically converted into spam posts, you are marked by your peers as a troll and thus duly banned from the forum. You slip into depression, which leads inexorably towards suicide. Nobody notices you die and you are not missed. Be careful what you wish for.

I wish that bunnies were exactly the same but one percent bigger.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. they gain this extra mass by consuming you.

I wish i had a block of properly aged Edam cheese in my refrigerator.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. These bunnies were genetically altered to be this way. However, they also became rabid and carnivorous, and they now hunt in packs for human flesh. And your scent was just picked up.
I wish I had a real bolt-pistol, complete with live ammunition.

**Deadshot**

Granted but you drop it. The pistol fires upon impact with the round ricocheting into a metal plate. It heads of the open wind, hits a tree. The tree explodes, falls and crushes your girlfriend who is walking past, and aslo crashes into a car. A truck swerves to avoid it and crashes into your house. It tumbles over, releasing concentrated sulphuric acid all over. Congrats, you are the star of Final Destination-The live version!

I wish I had £45 to order 6th Ed.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You have 45 pounds on a picture.
I wish I had a mechanical arm, fully functional and resistant to rust or extreme wear and tear.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. So do I, and we must fight throughout the ages until only one is left in a no-holds-barred winner takes all fight to the death.

Actually, that sounds epic, I want that to be my wish too!

**Deadshot**

Granted but you both lose as Arnold Schwarzeneggar joins in. AKA the Terminator

I wish I had tickets to see that.

**liquidjoshi**

You do. You're also in, but as everyone's favourite muppet, Kermit! You spend the entire fight running around screaming until one of us beheads you.

I wish I won the fight.

**Dr. Temujin**

liquidjoshi wrote:Sure. So do I, and we must fight throughout the ages until only one is left in a no-holds-barred winner takes all fight to the death.

Actually, that sounds epic, I want that to be my wish too!

Deadshot wrote:Granted but you both lose as Arnold Schwarzeneggar joins in. AKA the Terminator

I wish I had tickets to see that.

DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN. DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN.

All of this sounds epic. Anyways...
Granted, but then you get curbstomped in a steel cage match by a Predator.
I wish I was an Alien.

**p_gray99**

Granted you are an alien form of bacteria, capable of doing nothing but sitting there and splitting in half...

I wish I had a power sword and artificer armour.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but the Imperium turns out to be real, and a spess muhreen kills you for it.

I wish I was an Ork

**p_gray99**

Granted. If you count a tiny, weedy grot as an ork. Who then becomes an ammo runt until he is killed by an exploding shot to the face.

I wish I could play games on miniclip without as much lag.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. However, your opponents still beat you consistently.
I wish my Necron army was finished.

**snurl**

Granted. They are finished for good when they are accidentally taken out with the trash.
I wish Taco Bell was open all night.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However due to two broken legs, you can't get there.

I wish I could win more games of 40k

**Flying Pooo**

Granted, but you become obsessed with winning and become the crazy guy that no one wants to play with.

I wish I could own a Segway.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but you get so fat from not walking that you break it within months.

I wish for more time.

**p_gray99**

Granted. You spend more time in a torture chamber.

I wish I had a good book to read that was roughly 300 pages long with normal-size pages and normal font.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It's a good book... in Stephanie Meyer's highly regarded opinion.
I wish my life was kinda like a video game, where you have respawn points after you die and you get cool weapons.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, it's Chairman Mao's little red book.

I wish for an openable bottle of clean, drinkable water.

**p_gray99**

Granted. It appears about a meter above your head, and the bottle happens to be in the shape of a balloon. Full of water, as you asked.

I wish for a boltgun.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Someone's aiming one at you.
I wish for a cute girlfriend who has the same job I do and I can hang out with.

**Wrakkar**

Granted. But the relation is built over your hatred for your boss, and she stabs you in the heart one night.

I wish for three more wishes!