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2012/06/26 13:34:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. But she cheats on you with me and in one all night long  continous marathon i burn her sexdrive out completely as well as completely demolishing her(brownie points if you get what i mean) and wrecking her thus preventing any future coitus between her and anyone else. Also she cant walk straight for a week and she shows you the video(more of a movie really or a whole series) and tells you i was so awsomely better than you that shed never feel any pleasure from you again even if she could participate in such an event that she no longer can. I leave you to choose how to react to this.
I wish that this blind date a freind is organizing for me will go well. 
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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2012/06/26 14:15:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Someone else gets those wishes.
I wish I had the technology to install a computer directly onto my contact lens.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/26 15:13:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. However as you can't install a fan, the computer overheats and gets to about 6000 degrees centigrade.
BTW, did you know that the eyeball melts as about 6000 degrees centigrade?
I wish I could actually get to my FLGS rather than getting distracted by wishes.
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2012/06/26 18:17:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. You get to the FLGS to find it burned to the ground.
I wish I could waterbend.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/26 18:19:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. It bends into your face, drowning you.
I wish my avatar was larger.
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2012/06/26 19:52:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted it turns into the Eldar Avatar and wrecks havoc.
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8000 Dark Angels  (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/06/26 19:56:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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No wish. You are the unlucky Eldar warrior who is sacrifised to the Avatar. It involves a huge, molten effigy picking you up and slowly disintegrating your bones and flesh over several hours.
I wish for more stuff to.paint.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/06/26 20:22:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. Here is an RAF Harrier jumpjet. You've got to paint it with normal citadel paints and brushes and if you're not finished by tommorrow you're getting fired and can never paint anything ever again.
I wish for a well painted RAF Harrier jumpjet.
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2012/06/26 20:41:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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p_gray99 wrote:Granted. Here is an RAF Harrier jumpjet. You've got to paint it with normal citadel paints and brushes and if you're not finished by tommorrow you're getting fired and can never paint anything ever again.
I wish for a well painted RAF Harrier jumpjet.
Do you mean a life sized or a model? Because either way I reckon I could paint it in a day as long as I had unlimited paints.
Granted its the one I painted. Except its mine and you can't have it 
I wish I had the Entire Citadel paint range, including all the Brushes, even the Eavy Metal Ones, as well as an unlimited supply.of.all glues and tools.
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/06/26 20:43:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Granted but then I take them from you
I wish I had BlapBlapBlap with me here
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2012/06/26 20:49:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. He suddenly hates you with all his being, and also has a shotgun.
I wish I had a life-size working harrier jumpjet. And I wouldn't expect the RAF to have any model ones, TBH.
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2012/06/26 21:48:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Of course, you don't know how to operate it, and the neighbors start to complain about a giant jet crashing into their yard.
I wish I could waterbend without drowning myself.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/26 22:07:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
The oceans of the world
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Granted. But you can only bend a milliliter of water at a time.
I wish I could hold my breath for an hour.
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2012/06/27 01:23:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Too bad you were just dropped in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
I wish I could absorb energy from the sun.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/27 06:02:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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PanOceaniac Hacking Specialist Sergeant
Lake Macquarie, NSW
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Granted. Too bad it's night.
I wish my cake didn't turn out rubbish.
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
-Norman Schwartzkopf
 W-L-D: 0-0-0. UNDEFEATED |
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2012/06/27 06:31:17
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. It turned out  instead.
I wish the Soviet Union was still around.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/27 07:53:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. It nukes the USA and those of us here in England are laughing.
I wish I had control of a trident submarine.
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2012/06/27 16:06:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Granted you run into an undewater spire slash the hull open and sink.
I wish for a carbon fiber mega yacht 1 billion dollars and nothing to ever be anything other than the way i want it including the universe.
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/06/27 16:14:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted, except that that's 3 wishes so instead you don't get any of them. Enjoy!
I wish people would post more often in RP threads.
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2012/06/27 19:29:28
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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Granted. Everyone posts in RP but soon everything derails into constant P&R bickering, grammar nazis and internet PHDs explaining why everything is invalid in their obviously superior opinion.
I wish to begin a new project.
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2012/06/27 20:52:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. You begin a project to blow yourself up. Very soon after this you finish the project. Well done!
I wish I was better at making characters
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2012/06/27 22:26:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. But, people are jealous of your skill to make characters, and they target you first and do their best to kill you off.
I wish there was an effective way to decide the results of combat in RPGs.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/28 03:27:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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granted, but it takes so long to perfect that you never see its release.
I wish for less quote pyramids.
Nom
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2012/06/28 03:50:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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nomsheep wrote:granted, but it takes so long to perfect that you never see its release.
I wish for less quote pyramids.
Nom
Granted, there is exactly one less quote pyramid. This is not the one less, however. 
I wish for MORE quote pyramids!
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/06/28 07:22:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. You create so many quote pyramids that the Mods get annoyed and ban you from dakka. For ever.
I wish I understood what admiral9 was saying most of the time
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2012/06/28 11:10:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but it turns out that he is crowing about how he "conquered" your grandmother.
I wish I was less clumsy.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/06/28 11:18:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Granted, you are less clumsy. In fact, you never have any accidents at all! Because of this, people deem you to be some kind of witch and put you through the witch trials completely forgetting its the 20th century
I wish our cafe would stop giving me cold wedges
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2012/06/28 11:37:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. They give you wedges that are 500 degrees C.
I wish I had a driving license
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2012/06/28 12:05:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but the Decepticons invade and you are too scared to drive a car in case it turns out to be an omnicidal robot in disguise.
I wish we could have a live action 40K movie directed by Ridley Scott.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/06/28 12:07:48
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. However Ridley Scott happens to be Matt Ward in disguise.
I wish Matt Ward had never existed.
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