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**nomsheep**

Granted.

I wish I had found a way to corrupt that.

Nom

**p_gray99**

Granted. However that way of corrupting the wish spreads to yours so that your wish never exists, thus creating a paradox and destroying the world.

I wish paradoxes didn't destroy the world.

**captain collius**

granted the lack of paradoxs destroys the world.

I wish i had more money.

**p_gray99**

Granted. 5 tonnes of gold appear right above you. Enjoy!

I wish I didn't have to go play at a concert this evening.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You cancel the concert, and people think you're untrustworthy, and you won't ever get another concert for months.
I wish I had Magneto's powers.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You can't turn them off though.

Captain Collius, where did you hear the Deathwing mantra out of interest?

I wish I could stay with the people I'm with now, and now have to go back home to my crappy friends there

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Your crappy friends decide to move in with you and bake cookies. HORRIBLE cookies.
I wish she said "yes" instead.

**p_gray99**

Granted. She said "yes" when you asked whether you were now HIV positive. Or do you want Chlomidia instead?

I wish I knew the new rules and they were all good already.

**Dheneb**

Granted. Everyone else hates them. I wish I had more sundried tomatoes. (Don't look at me weird, I like them).

**p_gray99**

Granted. Sundried as in left out in the sun so that they could dry and grow mould. Lots of mould.

I wish people would post on the RPG threads more often.

**Flying Pooo**

Granted, the RPG threads are flooded with bronies who post whatever it is that they post!

I wish that bacon grew on Trees!

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone loved them so much, they harvested the bacon trees unto extinction. This causes a massive drought of bacon, and the world economy REALLY goes into the

.
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early to get to work.

**captain collius**

liquidjoshi wrote:Sure. You can't turn them off though.

Captain Collius, where did you hear the Deathwing mantra out of interest?

I wish I could stay with the people I'm with now, and now have to go back home to my crappy friends there

It's from a fellow deathwing player who I talk to on Warseer. (Only really go there for rumors and the deathwing tactica)

Granted you don't have a job.

I wish for a cookie.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Your computer gains another cookie, with which it remembers a nice little virus for you

I wish I had some chocolate. Belgian dark chocolate. And lots of it.

**Dr. Temujin**

Damnit, ninja'd.
Oh, wait, it still works...
Granted. It's been in Nurgle's folds for awhile.
I wish I was Nurgle.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However Khorne, Tzeench and Slaanesh all finally join sides to kick you out of their circle. You're now a lesser god. Enjoy!

I wish for lots of fresh belgian chocolate.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You fall into a vat of belgian chocolate and drown.
I wish I could safely dislocate my jaw like a snake and put it back together again.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. The first time you use this ability, a nurgling jumps down your throat

I wish i could beat Nids and Gray Knights with my army.

**nomsheep**

granted but that's all you can beat.

I wish I had something to do.

Nom

**Flying Pooo**

Granted, Stalin sends you to the Gulag. Plenty to do there....

I wish dinosaurs still existed. As long as humans aren't on the menu.

**p_gray99**

Granted. They exist on a planet 5000000 light years away, and you never even learn of their existence.

I wish I had a girlfriend. Who was hot.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You soon find out she's fething insane and clingy.
I wish I knew how to make cosplays.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. But your attempts at a gundam end up having explosive results.

I wish I hadn't had to go home.

**nomsheep**

granted, I sent you to Mexico, you'll never have to go home again.

I wish hamsters lived longer.

Nom

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They live longer than humans do, and decide to enslave humanity as they had planned thousands of years ago.
I wish for Gundams as part of our military, and I was a pilot for one.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the first millitary Gundam Pilot. You were last seen spinning wildly out of control during test manoevers, just before the explosion.

I wish that The Legend of Zelda is made into an awesome movie.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However you can't afford to see it.

I wish more people who want to roleplay would join my forum (see my sig. Also, blame MrMerlin for my shameless advertisement).

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. But then the forum is shut down for "illegal role-playing without a license."
I wish I didn't have to come to work until 10:00am each day.

**p_gray99**

Granted! How's 2 am?
I wish I had more money.

**snurl**

Granted. All of your money is converted to pennies. Its the same total but there is a lot more of it.

I wish for longer fuses.