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**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Too bad the explosives are duds.
I wish for everyone to have a Happy Birthday, America celebration!

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but the military partys too, and some vengeful japs nuke you before you can even press the red button.

I wish to be a daemon prince of nurgle, who never has bad luck.

**p_gray99**

Granted. In fact, it was lucky that it took 50 railguns to bring you down.

I wish I could never fail a die roll.

**snurl**

Granted. You never fail to roll the dice perfectly. The result, however, will always be undesireable.

I wish I had some rockets leftover from last night.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, but they're in your pants now, and someone just lit them up

**snurl**

Again?

No wish, so you become celibate.

I wish for more unlit rockets.

**Wrakkar**

Granted. But they are back in your pants, and will be lit soon.
Also, you can't remove them.

I wish to use some C4 on a carnifex.

**p_gray99**

Granted. So long as you're wiling to be the one putting the C4 on the carnifex. And it's an angry carnifex.

I wish I wasn't drunk.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You're high.
I wish I was a firebender.

**Nocturn**

Granted, but the avatar takes away your bending.
I wish I wasn't at work.

**p_gray99**

Granted. How do you like it here on your summer vacation in hell.

I wish I wasn't drunk or high.

**Nocturn**

Granted. You're in a coma.

I wish my work had soap that wasn't bar soap.

**Wrakkar**

p_gray99 wrote:Granted. So long as you're wiling to be the one putting the C4 on the carnifex. And it's an angry carnifex.

I wish I wasn't drunk.

Where's the corruption bit?

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Granted, I'ts a giant block of soap that costs so much that you had to be laid off.

I wish I.... ...Cake...

**Deadshot**

Granted. You...cake. I eat cake. So do angry carnifexes with C4 attached.

I wish I was drunk.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

So drunk, that you enter a higher state of being, and disintergrate instantly.

I wish for money in my bank account, which cannot be stolen.

**snurl**

Granted. There is money in your bank account but you have no idea which bank or what account number you have.

I wish it would cool off in PA, the Gettysburg reenactors on the news looked like they were suffering.

**Dr. Temujin**

You live in PA? Nice! My friend actually goes to Gettysburg for school.
Granted. Over the next few days, random blizzard storms tear through the area and cake two feet of snow over everything.
I wish I could more easily talk to girls.

**Nocturn**

Granted, but in your efforts to become in-tune with the female psyche, you actually turn into a woman.

I wish I didn't just eat a bag of expired buffalo ranch Doritos.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

But then your life would be nowhere nearly as awesome as if you had.

I wish for dominoes pizza.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Enjoy this pizza made of dominoes!
I wish I had a good symol for the box.

**Nocturn**

Granted, but the symbol is copyrighted, and the owner of the logo sues you for everything you have.

I wish for more guns!

**snurl**

Granted. You have thousands of tiny plastic WH40K guns.

I wish for a good rainstorm.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted.

So good, that your home is flooded and all your possessions wrecked.

I wish for an awesome x-box 360 game.

**Wrakkar**

Granted. But you can't afford to buy it.

I wish to become the chaos god Tzeentch.

**snurl**

Granted. You are now an illustration of Tzeentch in the GW rulebooks.

I wish for more bandwidth.

**Nocturn**

Granted, but you leave your wifi open and someone downloads bestiality porn. Now your internet provider thinks you like to see literal "doggy style".

I wish to not have my post censored by moderators...

**Deadshot**

Granted because you were caught hacking Dakka's server to use as a proxy server to look at indecent mateirial. You are sued and fined everything you own and are banned from the Internet forever.

I wish the hot girl I was chatting to.on Facebook was still.on Facebook

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Through your various conversations the hot girl lets slip she is not, in fact, a girl, but a grown man using a picture of a hot girl as bait.
I wish for the next poster to have good luck if he/she promises not to corrupt my wish, but bad luck if they do.

**p_gray99**

Not granted. Your wish is now corrupted, yet I still get good luck

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

**Nocturn**

Granted. You never need to sleep again, but now have severe narcolepsy.

I wish it wouldnt cost $18 to buy an egg salad sandwich, bag of pretzels, 2 energy drinks, and an Arnold Palmer.