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**TheRobotLol**

Granted. However they all all centuries past their experation date.

I wish I had a private jet.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but the wings are held on with super glue.

I wish I could paint quicker.

**snurl**

Granted. Your brushes turn into rollers and spray cans.

I wish my cat would act more civilised.

**Wrakkar**

Granted. It becomes more civilised than humans, and so too do all cats on the planet. They take over the world...

I wish to be a Daemon Prince of nurgle.

**Nocturn**

Granted. You eat bath salts, then human flesh, and contract a plethora of bacterial infections and viruses, spreading it around causing the modern day plague. Everybody dies.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

**Wrakkar**

Granted. You've just been fired.

I wish for 666.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Six hundred and sixty-six cars crash into your house.

I wish fo gold, lots and lots of gold.

**Wrakkar**

Granted, everything you touch turns into it. This includes everyone you love, and all food and drinks. You, however, are immune to it's effects. Then you suffer a tortuous death.

I wish for FnP to be a 2+ for my marines.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Unfortunately, your marines also get BS1, WS1, and I1. And everyone else at your FLGS have AP2 weapons. ONLY your marines. Have fun!
I wish Reanimation Protocols were at 4+ instead of 5+.

**Dheneb**

Granted. You get the Phase-out rule too.
I wish for TEA.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Hot tea splashes on to your face.
I wish I was a real Commissar.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However, a real shell lands right next to you and you get a real death.

I wish I knew more useful information.

**snurl**

Granted. You are Wikipedia.
I wish for more fun.

**DreadlordME!**

Granted, you get dropped in slaanesh's realm and die.

I wish that I was immortal and everyone I know was immortal

**DreadlordME!**

*people I like

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but you are all one massive ageless blob

I wish Matt Ward would piss off the My Little Pony crowd

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. However, the My Little Pony fans forge an army and associate Matt Ward with all of Games Workshop, and destroy it, never to return to this existence ever again.
I wish I was paid more.

**Wardragoon**

(Is it sad that I probably wouldnt be bothered by that result)
Granted, you are now paid in 100 pounds of used victorias secret lingerie and hour.

I wish I could afford my Imperial Guard army

**p_gray99**

Granted. You can afford it, but GW goes bust.

I wish I owned GW.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but due to current GW shenanigans a massive boycott is called, forcing you out of business and to go seriously in debt, causing you to declare bankruptcy and taking away anything of value you own.

I wish all the good RPs would start back up..

**p_gray99**

Granted, they start back up on the box. Check it out at some time.

I wish that no-one reports me for doing a shameless plug just there...

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but I am too tired to go there right now and by the time I've woken up I will have forgotten.

I wish I didn't need sleep

**liquidjoshi**

You don't. Not after you've discovered the box.

I wish I was Agent Washington.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, I don't think anyone knows who the hell that is.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Red Bull.

**Wrakkar**

Granted. They eat all your food, and take over the world.

I wish for pie.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Here's pi. I haven't posted all the digits here as RedS8n would kill me.

I wish I could spell

**liquidjoshi**

Wardragoon wrote:Granted, I don't think anyone knows who the hell that is.

That's fine by me. Never wished to be famous.

At P_gray: Granted. You reach world fame in spelling bees the world over, and even get successful as nerd become the number one attraction for females, causing you to become surrounded by the most attractive women you've ever laid eyes on. Your life is perfect, surrounded with women, riches and everything you could ever want... Then I swing in and assassinate you, because you're a risk to Project Freelancer. I knew this wish would pay off.

I wish the next guy's wish was granted in the exact way they want.

**Wrakkar**

Granted. But at your cost.
You see, I wish for your money.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but he (at least looking at his gallery posts) collects several armies, so he probably doesnt have much.

I wish the next Dark Angel codex would come out tomorrow.

**DreadlordME!**

Granted, everything is nerfed.

I wish My Dark Elves had always stikes first, 10 for all their stats ansd kept everythingthey had (-stats) and were just all round awesome