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DreadlordME! wrote:Granted, everything is nerfed.

I wish My Dark Elves had always stikes first, 10 for all their stats ansd kept everythingthey had (-stats) and were just all round awesome

Is that even possible? Wait...I guess they could remove Fearless on Deathwing

Granted, you have no armor though, any shooty army dominates you.

I wish Cypher makes a comeback like the proper boss he is.

Granted, he does, but everything else goes away from his awesomeness and you lose ur dark angels

DreadlordME! wrote:Granted, everything is nerfed.

I wish My Dark Elves had always stikes first, 10 for all their stats ansd kept everythingthey had (-stats) and were just all round awesome

Granted, but they have a special rule saying they can only hit inanimate objects.



_______________________________ Damn, ninja'd.

Granted, you have no wish.

I wish for seurygbisdgnjiedghopsdh

Granted, in my language "seurygbisdgnjiedghopsdh" means death. Here you go.

I wish I knew all the rules to 6ed already.

Granted, but then 7th ed arrives before you can get a game in.

I wish for indestructibility!

Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but then 7th ed arrives before you can get a game in.

I wish for indestructibility!

Granted, but you can still feel pain from all that heat right in the center of that small star. (Small because they last longer).
I wish I didn't have quick reply stopped.

p_gray99 wrote:

Wrakkar wrote:Granted, but then 7th ed arrives before you can get a game in.

I wish for indestructibility!

Granted, but you can still feel pain from all that heat right in the center of that small star. (Small because they last longer).
I wish I didn't have quick reply stopped.

Granted. It isn't stopped. You just have no internet access.

I wish that GW products were the same as they are now, but cost 50% less. And that there are no changes in monetary values.

granted, but they neglect to make any more models

I wish for lots of babes

Granted, they all live in the same house as you during their period, have fun with that.

I wish I was the superhero deadpool.

Granted, but someone finds your body dead, in a pool.

I wish for more storm troopers.

Granted. US stormtroopers raid your house and then arrest you when they find you're making nuclear weapons for china.

I wish I wasn't a "Sinewy scourge". I mean, how boring's that?

Granted. They're real, and force you into conscription as a guardsman.

I wish to be Yarrick.

Granted, you're a scourge with much less sinew.

Granted, you will never make love to a woman again (fake eyes and giant claws are the determining factor here).

I wish I could stop making nuclear weapons for China...

Nocturn wrote:Granted, you're a scourge with much less sinew.

Granted, you will never make love to a woman again (fake eyes and giant claws are the determining factor here).

I wish I could stop making nuclear weapons for China...

Granted. The CIA assassinates you.

I wish to be.. ..loved.. *sniff*

Granted. Slaanesh loves you so much, he makes you his pleasure slave. I hope you like piercings, hot wax, and whips.

And ballgags. God help you if you don't like ballgags.

I wish for some wheat thins.

Granted, you now have a thin grain of wheat, what you will do with it the world may never know

I wish I knew how many lick it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

Granted. You are an Owl.

I wish my Garden of Morr had 90% less skulls.

Granted, someone melts your Garden of Morr

I wish the band Disturbed would get back together

Granted, however they disturb you to the extent that you did horribly.
I wish I wasn't ing censored so much!

Granted, you will be banned for foul language.
I wish the next Gaunts Ghosts novel would come out.

Granted. It comes out today, but it is printed in Morse Code.

I wish I had not wasted all night painting all them skulls.

Granted. You wasted your night by watching Cloverfield repeatedly.

I wish that I had a Taurus SHO.

You have a shoe shaped like taurus.

I wish my face was my prokchop.

prokchop or porkchop?

If porkchop: You eat ur face.

I wish people at school played warhammer but were just a little bit worse than me

Granted, they are so bad they don't even bring their warhammer stuff

I wish for cheesecake!

Granted. In your attic you discover a cheesecake that has been there since 1962. Enjoy.

I wish GW would release a new updated version of Mordheim with plastic buildings new figures and rules.

Granted. You can't afford the new stuff, though, since they jacked up the price.
I wish I could hire a 'Eavy Metal painter to paint my army to completion.

Granted, but all your models are destroyed the day before he shows up


I wish Games Workshop was 10% cheaper

granted, but it goes bust

I wish for happiness