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**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you receive eternal happiness when I rip out your spine and floss with it.

I wish for a friendly, cuddly, cute Daemonette girlfriend (not bothered about what kind of genitalia she has).

**Dheneb**

It's about to get a bit X-rated, so I'll put it in spoilers. Wouldn't want the youngsters to see it.

Spoiler:

I wish for simple green.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but it turns out to be complicated blue.

I wish you had read the bit about her being friendly, and therefore not likely to be suffocating me.

**Deadshot**

Granted, he did, so she smothers you with kindness.

I wish I had enough money to afford to go out, and to get the 6th ed book at the same time.

**p_gray99**

Granted, but both your legs break in a freak accident.

I wish I no-one posted on the RPG while I was away and then everyone came back as soon as I was back.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but your computer dies and the RPG thread dies, and its all your fault.

I wish I had enough money to buy a new army and a new firearm.

**DreadlordME!**

granted, but gw goes bust and the gun misfires and you die

**DreadlordME!**

I wish for fresh cake

**snurl**

Granted. A dozen clowns show up and pummel your face with the freshest cakes ever.

I wish I got to be a clown more often.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you turn into a Doll Clown that lasts for eternity

I wish I was an Angry Marine

**Toast36**

Granted but you are angry at your own inability to love!

I wish the rain would stop for a couple of days! (here in England it's rained every day for about 2 months now)

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, the rain is replaced by giant meteors that shower the Earth for two days straight pretty much ending all life as we know it.

I wish cough medicine actually worked to stop your throat from hurting instead of smoothing it for just 5seconds

**Wardragoon**

Granted, all cough syrup is replaced with brandy

I wish it would rain here

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The area you live in is flooded with two feet of water.
I wish I could listen to news without having to worry about a political agenda.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you now watch political agenda with a little bit of news

I wish I made sense

**DreadlordME!**

Granted, you do, and the government orders the death penalty on you for obscene horror.

I wish I was funny (extremely, I already am funny)

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you are now really funny looking

I wish that people would respond to PMs with a little haste

**DreadlordME!**

granted, they respond with relative haste, as the eldar believe it

**DreadlordME!**

I wish for milk and cookies and pie

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. All mixed up with a dead dog's eye. Or several.

I wish Dreadlord could no longer post.

**snurl**

By God it worked. Until next time, that is.

I wish for a new chainsaw.

**DreadlordME!**

Offended, there is nothing wrong with my posts.

Granted, it blows up and you die.

I wish for AK-47 and Pizza

**Deadshot**

Granted. You order Pizza. The delivery boy is a terrorist and shoots you with an AK.

I wish I had a Smith and Wesson 500 Magnum, a liscense to carry and use it in public and some tries to mug me with a .44 Magnum, just so I could watch him gak his pants when my gun makes his gun look like a pellet gun.

**snurl**

Granted. Except your gun has no bullets and the muggers is loaded.

I wish my new chainsaw had not exploded.

**Deadshot**

Granted. It imploded instead

I wish I had a full set of 20 rounds for the S&W 500 to use in the above situation.

**snurl**

Granted. You have bullets, but you forgot to put them in the magazine.

I wish for better luck with chainsaws.

**Deadshot**

Granted. You are luckier in that you don't get sucked into the vacuum that appears from.the imploded chainsaw. However, that vacuum causes an anomoly in the space-time continum. Not enough to drastically alter reality. However, you for some unknown reason, arrive in the 41st millenium as a person 1cm tall and 1/4cm at the shoulders. You have unfortunately appear on the cair of Ghazkull Thraka's chair, as he is about to sit. In the nude.

I wish I could blow up a swimming pool as long as I am.not in it.

**snurl**

Granted. You huff & puff and blow up an inflatable pool while you are not in it.

I wish for an axe.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It's stuck in your cranium.
I wish for an indestructible laptop, which I own.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, it's stuck in your colon.

I wish misquito bites didnt itch