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**DreadlordME!**

Granted, they are fatal instead.

I wish that my next wish could not be corrupted

**Wardragoon**

Granted, I have not corrupted your wish

I wish I was an Ork

**DreadlordME!**

Granted You die a violent death and suffer immense pain

THis wish can't be corrupted ( see above)

I wish for happiness

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you find a way to make yourself happy

I wish for more mexican food.

**DreadlordME!**

Granted, but it is so hot it burns out your tastebuds

I wish for enchiladas that are yummy (that means unspoiled)

**snurl**

Granted. You have unspoiled enchiladas that are frozen in carbonite.

I wish to find the perfect miniature.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you find a perfect miniature whilst looking at the 'Eavy Metal in your respective codex.

I wish to be reffered to as Dr. Badass

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. Dr Bad-ass sue to the copious amounts of curry you consume every night.

I wish the Lynx codex turned out well for the guy doing it.

**snurl**

Granted. It is the best codex ever, but it is only available as a 9GB downloadable (?) PDF.

I wish my pumpkins will grow to mammoth size this year.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, they are even mammoth shaped too (Sorry that one was too random to corrupt)

I wish I had control of Games Workshop

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You drive it into the ground.

I wish I owned a Harrier Jumpjet.

**Wardragoon**

(How is that possible, they are doing it themselves, I think even if one just maintained a policy of saying no to most of the stuff in marketing GW would succedd
XD)

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Granted, but due to local zoning laws and some elderly vandals, you are both unable to fly it, and it is turned into a flower bed.

I wish I had a flying flowerpot!!!!

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Giant bees attack it to pollinate it.
I wish my phone was powered by a miniature nuclear reactor.

**Nocturn**

Granted, but you lose radiation containment and turn into a ghoul.

I wish my wife wasn't mad at me.

**snurl**

Granted. Now she is Furious and Homocidial as well.

I wish for more mammoth shaped pumpkins!

**Nocturn**

Granted, but my wife is not just furious and homicidal, she is furious, homicidal, and herbicidal. She annihilates your mammoth mammoth-shaped pumpkins.

I wish there was a Tim Horton's coffee shop in Panama City, Fl, that won't burn down, flood, blow up, or have anything else happen to it that prevents my access, nor anything that prevents my travel to and purchasing of product and consuming and safely digesting said product. I don't care what happens after that.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You spontaneously combust upon entering. But hey, the shop is fine!

I wish Mat ward was immortal.

**snurl**

Granted. Matt is immortal but is in a coma.

I wish facebook would crash. Hard.

**liquidjoshi**

It has. But FB HQ has an odd incident with a warp portan and "crashes" into your house.

I wish i had tacos. Incorruptible tacos. That stopped me from being corrupted too.

**Nocturn**

Granted, the tacos are fine. They are so pure and incorruptible that your flesh bursts into flames when you try and pick them up(they only make you incorruptible once consumed).

I wish that the swing shift at my work actually did their job so that I wouldn't have to work unpaid overtime EVERY day.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, they do all the necessary work and the day shifts work all at once, you now lose your job

I wish UPS had teleportation shipping

**Deadshot**

Granted, although as an early predessor to SAGs, it is only capable of shipping Snotlings to your brain. However, as it is not cut out for weaponisation it puts them at your feet. However the first time you use it, and the wormhole opens jnfront of you, UPS rolls a

.

**Nocturn**

Your wish is corrupt by default, sir.

I wish that I had an energy drink.

**Deadshot**

Doh!

Granted, but its a nuclear eneergy drink, and the radiation kills you instantly and with lots of exploding bits.

**Deadshot**

I wish for £56!

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you get mugged by the person who gives it to you

I wish it was about 20 degrees cooler here

**snurl**

Granted. You are attacked by a poltergeist and the temperature drops 20 degrees when it is nearby.

I wish for cheaper popcorn at the movies.

**Nocturn**

Granted, but the staff at the theater dislikes you and urinates in it. Extra butter, they say.

I wish I could get service from Knology as opposed to the People's Republic of Comcast.

**snurl**

Granted. You get Knology, the same day it is bought and reformatted by Comcast.

I wish people in movie theatres would be quiet during the film.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but everyone inside hasnt bathed in the better part of two years.

I wish I could spoil the new batman for EVERYONE!