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2012/07/22 18:46:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted, however you are then slowly, and horribly killed by everyone who hadn't seen it yet.
I wish the halo games didn't devour my time so.
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2012/07/22 18:50:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted your Xbox red rings.
I wish I had an xbox that wouldnt red ring
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2012/07/22 18:59:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Ninja
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/07/22 19:28:20
I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
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Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2012/07/22 19:38:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, a pirate shoots you
I wish my Air conditioning worked
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/07/24 08:15:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
In Firenze kicking Templar arse.
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Granted, you freeze.
I wish my gunholes were drilled
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2012/07/24 12:09:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your guns are drilled and resemble swiss cheese.
I wish I could get to bed on time.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/07/24 12:29:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Your best friend calls you at what would have been an hour when you were still up.
I wish SoB were plastic.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/24 12:33:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted, however all the models are either chaos sisters, or sisters being impaled by a GK halberd.
I wish they would release that chaos codex sooner.
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2012/07/24 12:46:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted
Matt Ward writes it
I wish the Monolith would be restored to its former glory
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/07/24 12:46:14
My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/25 05:53:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. It's also $80 to purchase.
I wish 40k Daemons were less expensive to purchase.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/07/25 10:51:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted
then Gw's annual price up hits.
I wish orks would go extinct 
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/25 16:04:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, they turn into very big Grots
I wish I coud find a hand for my metal Librarian
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/07/25 16:04:56
DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/07/25 16:06:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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granted
The hand is holding the broken off pommel of a sword 
Think about it.......
I wish SoB would get a flyer
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/25 16:09:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, it costs an arm and a leg.
I wish my 2000 Points of Marines would build themselves.
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
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2012/07/25 16:11:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted, however they build themselves with chaos bits.
I wish someone else would post other than the two of us
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/25 16:48:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but the person has a heart attack before they can successfully submit their post.
I wish Sammael didnt weigh a ton.
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/07/25 17:04:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Granted, he is made of fincast and has 348 resin bubbles... he also breaks if you look at him wrong.
I wish 6th edition wound allocation was better.
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2012/07/25 17:09:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted, for your opponent, as all the wounds allocate to your most important models.
I wish for better headphones.
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2012/07/25 17:27:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. then you step on them
I wish for a YMDC thread where people would act somewhat civilzed.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/25 17:31:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but they do so in Swahili
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/07/26 08:31:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
In Firenze kicking Templar arse.
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U didn't wsih
I wish my minecraft would stop lagging
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2012/07/26 09:21:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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liquidjoshi wrote:Sure. Dr Bad-ass sue to the copious amounts of curry you consume every night.
I wish the Lynx codex turned out well for the guy doing it.
Wtf man. Why? Anyway, your minecraft crashes repeatedly instead. I wish watermelons didn't have as many seeds in them and were sweeter.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/07/26 11:34:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Scientists nuclear engnieer sweeter, seedless watermelons. Unfortunatly now you are glowing b/c now you ate nuclear watermelons
I wish money grew on the cactus in my house.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/26 11:38:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. They also happen to be non-existant.
I wish my bank gave me more intrest.
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2012/07/26 11:40:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted, then it collapses (USA joke, if you dont get it dont worry)
I wish GW hadn't over-complicated power weapon rules.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/26 12:24:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. They have over-complicated rapid fire weapon rules, which are used far more commonly.
I wish I had more time and less forums to look at.
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2012/07/26 13:10:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your server is down for a long time.
I wish everyone knew that the sweetest watermelons are the round ones with dark green stripes.
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2012/07/26 13:11:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted, Now there are none left for you.
I wish Necrons still had a 4+ WBB
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/07/26 13:20:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
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Granted, but they only get the WBB save if the weapon that "killed" them was less than str 2
I wish I had nothing
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in Inquisitor, a Space Marine can take a krak grenade, pull out the pin, eat the grenade, throw the pin, and the thrown pin will actually kill a normal man, whereas the Space Marine won't even have indigestion. This has actually happened in a game. Hell, a marine can throw his bolt shells and do more damage than by shooting his boltgun |
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2012/07/26 13:45:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you have nothing, including air. You asphyxiate and die.
I wish Portal 3 would come out.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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Then he got trampled in the incoming stampede! 
