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**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You are immune from meteor strikes. However, like the aliens from War Of The Worlds, you are killed by the common cold.

I wish that wishes came true.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, people wish more evil on people and the world turns to utter chaos.

I wish there were more bike paths

**snurl**

Granted. There are dozens of them and they all lead to your house. You never get a moments peace again as riders endlessly want to use your bathroom.

I wish Sci-Fi channel would not play so many commercials.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok, but they are far longer.

I wish I was a ghost.

**Castiel**

Granted, but due to the massive head trauma you suffered when you died you do not remember who or what you are, so never leave your grave as you are trying to figure it out for eternity.

I wish that the house was clean.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, it is devoid of all bacteria and oxygen making it 100% free of contamination. Unfortunately you are inside and you suffocate.

I wish for a 1 million post count.

**captain collius**

Granted, you are removed from the board for spamming.

I wish for more time.

**4oursword**

Granted. There will be plenty more time, but you have already died.

I wish for the complete annihilation of all realities and universes.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. All realities and universes are annihilated. You included. That would suck.

I wish that a new colour was discovered.

**snurl**

Granted. A new color is discovered. Only dogs can see it.

I wish for some cool new miniatures that dont suck.

**4oursword**

Granted. Every one of them is bought by small snotty children before you get there.

@InyokaMadoda: So my wish wasn't corrupted, so I win?

I wish for ultimate power.

**snurl**

Granted. You have ultimate power, but like Angnamemmnon, you are too unaware to use it.
I wish for an unseen servant.

**4oursword**

Granted. You lose him.

I wish for world peace.

**Castiel**

Granted, everything in the world is silent, but twice as violent.

I wish for £30, without any dodgy dealing involved.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, the notes are torn in two.

I wish for an updated version of DayZ.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, but the update is so massive it crashes your computer whenever you try to load it.

I wish for finals to be canceled.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, your average sinks due to a zero for every final.

I wish that I was done with high school and in ROTC and college already...

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You attend one of the finest universities in the country, and get stuck with massive, soul-crushing debts.
I wish the History channel would show more actual history stuff.

**liquidjoshi**

Pfft, like that'll ever happen. They decide the stuff they're showing is old enough to be classed as historical, so they keep showing it.

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You don't have to go to the dentist. Unfortunately though, because you didn't go, all of your teeth get tooth decay, rot and fall out. You are left as a gummy idiot who can only eat thin soup and you are ridiculed by everyone mercilessly forever. You never gain the affections of anyone and die a bitter and twisted, lonely fool.

I wish I had an extra three hours in each day where I could do whatever I wanted.

**liquidjoshi**

Jokes on you, that was all going to happen anyway

You have your three hours... because you've set your clock wrong. So really, you're three hours late for everything.

I wish I had more crisps.

**Private_Joker**

Granted. You get 0.00001 grams more crisps.

I wish for an epic Warhammer 40k movie that I could go see in 3D.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. But there are no 3D glasses...MWAHAHAHA!

I wish for a better computer.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, it's a NASA computer that has massive processing power, but is only used for producing complex calculations for how the new toilet system will work.

I wish for a comfortable bed.

**liquidjoshi**

Nothing like a water bed, filled with LAVA!?!?!?!

I wish for lava.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. right where your teeth used to be...

I wish for the ability to cause lightning strikes at will.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. But every time you cause one, a tiger bites your face.

I wish that trees were blue.

**4oursword**

Granted. They no longer grow and they all die.

I wish for the ability to stop, rewind and resume time.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. you have the ability to stop, rewind, and resume time. however, you do not have the ability to CHANGE anything when you rewind, nor can you do anything while time is stopped.

I wish to be able to choose when and how i die.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. You are placed in a dark room at the edge of space with no oxygen and a rusty nail sticking out of the wall with no hope of ever returning to Earth and the only thing to keep you company is the ungodly cold and the burning sensation of your lungs trying to draw air. On the bright side, you don't have to die until you want to, and you can choose whichever way you would like to die so long as you can accomplish it in your new home.

I wish goat racing was a real sport.