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**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You buy it. Yours melts.

I wish I could turn invisible and visible whenever I liked.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, but you cross the street one day while invisible and a car hits you. Multiple cars run over your invisible body until it is nothing more than an invisble stain.

I wish for an uncorrptable wish.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, they legally charge you triple and you get a miscast hunk of plastic

I wish for a fully operational Impala

**snurl**

Granted. It snorts at you then runs away.

I wish for a part in the hobbit movie.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You are a table.

I wish to be reborn as a 100ft long dragon.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, you are reborn in a car, which crushes your massive new form.

I wish that school was over.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, a letter came in the mail saying your test scores got mixed up with another students and you actually have to go to summer school.

I wish to be a White Scar space marine

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. You are now a dead White Scar Space Marine.

I wish that life had an awesome soundtrack to it.

**Private_Joker**

Granted. But it's what a screaming teen fangirl thinks is awesome. It's Baby- by Justin Bieber.

I wish I had an egg salad sandwich.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, your egg salad has worms in the bottom and fleas on the eggs and dressing.

I wish I had DCM status.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, you pay 25 dollars that you will never get back for a meaningless standard on the Internet.

I wish I got paid all the money coming from people who buy DCM status

**Castiel**

TheAngrySquig wrote:Granted, you pay 25 dollars that you will never get back for a meaningless standard on the Internet.

I wish I got paid all the money coming from people who buy DCM status

Granted, but Dakka gets shut down due to lack of funding and you are killed by the nerdrage backlash.

I wish for more ginger beer.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It's ginger beer from circa 1722, a year known for its bad ginger harvest.
I wish I had a fez.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, but it's the That 70's Show one, and he's sitting on your head.

I wish for a monkey wearing a Turkish Fez hat

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. He then relieves himself on your face.
I wish I had Necron Wraiths for my army.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. But without a HQ, you can't use them.

I wish I knew what the feth was going on!

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted. But that becomes all you know, as you slowly forget everything else.

I wish for TACOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!

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**Dayvuni**

granted, you come home to find your house is flooded with tacos with 2 ft. long worms eating it.

I wish I had a sandwich.

**liquidjoshi**

House flooded, 2 ft worms, you know the drill.

I wish I owned Microsoft, then sold it on for millions.

**Deadshot**

Granted but two minutes later its value skyrockets. You would have to bankrupt the world to sell it. But alas you got nmillions. 2 million to be precise. 2 million Rupees.

**Private_Joker**

For the cowardly crime of not making a wish I wish Deadshot was executed for non-wish making.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. than you are executed for wishing harm upon him.

I wish for 1 slice of fresh cheese.

**Bobakos**

Granted but a mouse eats it before you get it.

I wish I had a power sword

**Great White**

Granted, it's for opening letters.

I wish I had chinese food.

**liquidjoshi**

Chinese food, made from fresh Chinese people. You're arrested for cannibalism.

I wish Someone else would make this wish.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. They make your wish, but unfortunately they wish for you to be tortured until the end of your days.

I wish that people in the UK were proud of our country.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. Too proud. One foreign person insults the UK and a horrific nuclear war takes place, utterly destroying this once beautiful planet.

**Deadshot**

No wish. Starving cockroaches eat you as the only survivor of nuclear holocaust.

I wish my glue wasn't done amd would actually glue my stormtalon together.

**InyokaMadoda**

Granted. Your glue is refilled and the strongest glue in the world. It sticks your stormtalon together perfectly. Unfortunately though, it also glues it to your face and (due to a very bizarre accident) your gentleman's area! Your face is hideously scarred after the ensuing surgery and your unmentionables have to be removed.

I wish that everything was free for me and that I could just buy things with a thought so that I wouldn't have to go shopping any more.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Granted. a meteor falls on you just before you think to buy something to protect you from them.

I wish i was immune to meteor strikes.