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**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, you never respawn.

I wish for a PC.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It's a Windows 98.
I wish I could get rid of this cold. *cough, cough*

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. you contract malaria 5 seconds later.

I wish i had a decent phone.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. it's decent, but has no battery.

I wish the Earth was flat, and I didn't fall off the edge.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, the gravity on earth would be so small we would all float off into space

I wish for 6ed to come out TODAY.

**liquidjoshi**

It does. It's terrible.

I wish I could speak fluent Russian.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. Unfortunately due to a very strange virus, nobody is left alive who can talk to you in Russian, and weirdly it wipes out your ability to speak or learn any other language.

I wish that I could invent my own number system and have it adopted by the rest of the world.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but during a complex sum with it you accidentaly breach the barriers of logic and cause the whole of the universe to unravel and causing all living beings to suffer excruciatingly painful deaths except your self as your stuck at its centre and so suffer eternaly.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse(slow dumb zombies)

**wolfius**

Granted. You're the first to die.

I wish forgeworld would make barrel shoulder termies.

**Private_Joker**

Granted, they stop making everything else.

I wish for the ability to read an entire book by only giving a glance at the cover.

**InyokaMadoda**

Granted. Unfortunately though your memory is so bad you can't remember the beginning of any sentence by the time you get to the end of it, so everything is completely incomprehensible to you.

I wish that there were more ways of cooking potatoes.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, the farmers start mass producing potatoes and doing so the potatoes get genetically altered which causes them to be highly reactive and anyone who heats up potatoes has an explosion that destroys their house.

I wish that our leaders can pay off the debt and not worry about politics.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

granted. they can. but dont because they like lining their own pockets more.

I wish politicians were only paid minimum wage.

**liquidjoshi**

OK. We're then invaded by the Tau. The Tau of all things! Even though they still have a sucky codex.

I wish I could break the fourth wall more regularly.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, you do but you run out of money and cannot afford to replace the wall you just broke.

I wish politics wasn't a career.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. We all end up liveing under a dictatorship.

I wish to see Lacuna Coil live

**liquidjoshi**

You shuffle off this mortal coil during their concert.

I wish it would rain normal rain in the normal amount without anything weird happening to or with the rain.

**Dayvuni**

Granted, a 2.0 tsunami (water not rain) comes by once a month.

I wish I had a working pen.

**liquidjoshi**

Dayvuni wrote:Granted, a 2.0 tsunami (water not rain) comes by once a month.

I wish I had a working pen.

You didn't grant my wish! I wanted rain! As a result, not only do you not recieve said pen, but the tsunami takes you to a distant uncharted land, with no way of returning to civilisation.

I wish for Elmo.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. The heresy of Elmo lives again. You also discover hes a die hard beiber fan.

I wish for a girlfreind

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, she's ugly as all hell and bitchy.

I wish for pie

**liquidjoshi**

3.1415...

I wish for cattle.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. There geneticaly alterd and blood thirsty. you are torn apart in seconds.

I wish for an egg-mayo sandwich

**Castiel**

Granted, but its 4 years old.

I wish for free 70's rock music.

**InyokaMadoda**

Wish granted. But you only receive the REALLY REALLY REALLY bad stuff. Multiple times, and it fills your hard drive so completely that your computer explodes.

I wish that life was less rubbish.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, you have a great life for a nanosecond, then get hit by a phallus-shaped meteor

I wish for june 21st

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It suddenly becomes the last second of June 21st and then becomes June 22nd.
I wish I could fly a fighter jet.

**TheAngrySquig**

Granted, you can fly toy fighter jets, but you are too big to fit in them

I wish I had a horse.

BTW, I tricked you. I have a test June 21st, by saying it was over, that means my test was too, so I have won this little game
MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Dr. Temujin**

Clever girl...

Nice one, Squig.
Granted. You are also given a free chest cast, for when the horse accidentally rear-kicks you in the sternum.
I wish I could edit 6th Edition for any rules that are too wordy or don't make sense.

**Deadshot**

TheAngrySquig wrote:Granted, you can fly toy fighter jets, but you are too big to fit in them

I wish I had a horse.

BTW, I tricked you. I have a test June 21st, by saying it was over, that means my test was too, so I have won this little game
MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

False, the day is over because you were falt out hammered and missed the test and failed. You failed everything amd will never get a job and die a hobo at age 32.

@ Dr T

Granted but GW ignore and do what they like.

I wish I can buy the new Stormtalon this weekend.