Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

Granted. Some guy who littered got fined. You happy?

I wish for some aloe vera.

Granted. An Aloe Vera plant erupts from your chest.

I wish ethanol gasoline didn't ruin lawn mowers and two stroke engines.

Granted. Its now the best fuel ever for all engines, from small radio control cars to rocket ships and aircraft. As a result it has become very scarce and valued resource. Many wars and global conflicts caused by this eventualy escalate in Nuclear war witch leaves human civilisation in ruins. Your lawn mower gets stolen by mutants.

I wish for more Fallout 4 DLC.

Granted. It's almost as bad as Destiny's DLC.

I wish for amazing dance skills.

Granted. You become a master of the River Dance. Your instructional VHS will be sold all over the world...

I wish banks weren't such a pain.

Granted, but everything else becomes much more of a pain

I wish I didn't have so many projects and exams to study for

Granted. The only thing you have to study is the barrel of the pistol pointed at your head.

I wish my favorite hobby shop had not closed up.

Granted. It instead slowly shifted to stocking nothing but local trinkets, and eventually became a very successful gift shop.

I wish to be at my physical peak.

Granted. You are still chubby since you never really had a physical peak.

I wish the polar ice caps stopped melting.

Granted. The air around them begins to burn.

I wish I knew the reason for my banishment.

Granted. The petty reason infuriates you to no end.

I wish I had my old insurance coverage at the old price.

Granted. The only insurance you have is for a cat that you don't even own.

I wish ads on TV didn't last so damn long.

Granted. They are shortened, but they play twice as many of them.
I wish to avoid any more facebook drama.

Granted. The drama now doubles and moves to Dakka instead.

I wish for the end of innocence.

Uh...granted? You lose your innocence, violently.

I wish I was a master of karate.

Granted. Bruce Lee can still kick your ass though.

I wish I was Bruce Lee.

Granted. You are in a very dark box and it's getting stuffy in there.

I wish for less neighbor noise while I'm trying to go to sleep.

Granted. Your bed is transported to the country while you sleep. Now if only the coyotes would stop stealing your covers.

I wish I was paid what I was worth.

Granted. You are paid even less.

I wish I could sleep in but never be late because of it.

Granted. You are unemployed.

I wish to be 20 years younger.

Granted. You are given a more youthful visage, but not the energy. The aches and pains are the same.

I wish I was immune to snake venom.

Granted. You are immune to every known type of snake venom for 25 days per month. But you have no idea which days those are.

I wish to complete the city layout.

Granted. You complete the layout. Your city counsel adopts it as the layout for your home town. However to achieve the layout, the school, the hospital and the community center. This causes violent protest outside your house.

I wish GW miniatures came in the old two part cardboard boxes.

Granted. Because of the new "premium" packaging style prices are increased 100% across the board.

I wish I could afford to drop $60 on B-movie trash.

Granted. It makes you think about your life choices deeply. You then slowly descend into madness.

I wish I wasn't affected by illness.

Granted. You are affected by madness instead.

I wish to tour France one day.

Granted, but you miss your flight and thus miss out on a once in a lifetime trip around France

I wish I could communicate fluently in any and all languages

Granted. Unfortunately the brain overload means you can't pick and choose which language you want to communicate with.

I wish people were not generally so passive aggressive.

Granted. Now everyone is Manic-Depressive. Thanks a lot.

I wish to plan my trip.

Granted. You don't account for all this traffic though.

I wish I had my own island that isn't that far off Spain.