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granted, it's mouldy

I wish for global anarachy

Granted, you get brutally raped at gunpoint by Horus' ancestors.

I wish for more food.

Granted, its laced with Mercury.

I wish for a free new 40k army.

Granted, but its defective.

I wish for a beautiful, elegant, soft-spoken, and gentle girl who isn't a trap to be with me forever.

Granted. However, you cast into a hellish parallel reality in which to escape back to your love, you must have raunchy hankie pankie with your mother in law for just long enough for her to be not worth the effort. She is 150 years old, weighs 700 pounds, insists that she must be on top, and screeches in banshee wails whether she is asleep or not.

I wish for dinner.

Granted, but you're allergic to the food.

I wish for a gentle, beautiful, elegant, soft-spoken girl to be with me forever with no strings attached.

Granted but a plane drops on you and she suffers from depression and becomes a crazy, psychopathic, unstable husk or a person, in excruciating emotional pain 24/7. Meanwhile you are in the Afterlife filled with regret about your wish and forcing this women through that, and you are already dead so suicide isn't an option. She eventually suicides and joins you, but she is broken and hollow and you two exist in a state of depression for eternity, unable to even make contact for there is an iron chain on the ground around the both of you, effectively sealing both of you in 2 seperate bubbles forever, untill someone moves them which no one can do because they are built into the ground.


I wish for enough money to buy my own copy of Dark Vengeance so I can have DA and sell the extra Chaos lord.

You work hard enough to buy a copy, but because of the international banking scam, your life savings is forfeit after you acquire the DA. You are forced to sell all but one model of DA in order to eat.

I wish money didn't matter.

Granted. Without money you cannot obtain food you and everyone you love starves to death

I wish I had a pet dragon that would never betray me

wolftheassassin53 wrote:
Granted. Without money you cannot obtain food you and everyone you love starves to death

I wish I had a pet dragon that would never betray me

Granted - but he gets killed by a knight in golden armor with a crimson cape and armed with a burning sword.

I wish a Covenant Fleet would glass Europe and North America.

Granted. They begin but then decide to come after you instead.
I wish the primer was dry so I could start painting.

Granted - but its so dry that it starts to flake off.

I wish that after North America and Europe were glassed, China's forces and military bases and all military bases/forces in the South Pacific were glassed as well, then a slipspace anomaly takes the Covenant Fleet away - leaving Japan as the premier power in the Pacific.

Granted. However Africa suddenly becomes very powerful, develops nukes and blows you up.
I wish I had more time.

Granted - but now you have no money.

I wish the TENSHI (equivalent to SPARTANs) disabled the nukes and plunged Africa into civil war.

Granted, but they die.

I wish I lost my anger management! Lol

Granted but then you get very angry murder a man and spend the rest of your life in jail being raped by a very 'large' man

I wish i could fly with a forcefield around me that i could interact out ove but not be damaged

Wish granted, but you get caught in a turbine of a massive A3A80 airplane carrying 400 people onboard, although your invulnerability saves you, it causes the turbine to explode, rendering it useless. The airplane then falls on a orphanage, there were no survivors...

I wish that I could rewrite the GK codex

Granted, after the editor monkey goes through it it is actually worse than the old DH codex was in 5e.

I wish my sore throat would go away!

Granted, but the doctors are forced to remove it due to complications. You are now on permanent life support and have to be fed through a little tube.

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but you are suddenly overcome by a insane attraction to Poodles and you blow every wish on them.

I wish I had my own personal island complete with secret lair.

Granted, its an old island used for nuclear testing, and the secret lair is filled with radioactive killer moss.

I wish I had a fish.

Granted. You own a pirhana (sp?). And it finds your foot very tasty.
I wish Republicans would grow a spine and put a stop the Tea Party Movement.

Granted. But while they are doing so and distracted the democrats win everything.

I wish Warlord Games was sold in a shop around here.

Granted. It lasts for a day, then GW moves in with its land raider and demolishes the store.

I wish I had an Imperator Titan.

Then the US military steal it.

I wish I was a Shinigami Captain.

Granted. You then trip over your robes and fall onto your sword.

I wish I had an Imperator Titan that I could could keep locked up in a locker, made with TDA grade ceramite.

Granted - but you forget the combination for the locker.

I wish for cake.

(BTW, I've worn something similar to what shinigami wear, and I've never tripped - it doesn't actually drag over the floor you know.)

Granted. But you forget the combination for the locker.

I wish Historicon was still held here in Lancaster.

 Tadashi wrote:
Granted - but you forget the combination for the locker.

I wish for cake.

(BTW, I've worn something similar to what shinigami wear, and I've never tripped - it doesn't actually drag over the floor you know.)

Well the whole point of this thread is to corrupt your wish. So I gave you extra long robes that drag over the floor

 Far Seer wrote:

 Tadashi wrote:
Granted - but you forget the combination for the locker.

I wish for cake.

(BTW, I've worn something similar to what shinigami wear, and I've never tripped - it doesn't actually drag over the floor you know.)

Well the whole point of this thread is to corrupt your wish. So I gave you extra long robes that drag over the floor

Oh, I see...now let's get back to the topic.