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2012/09/04 12:19:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. They're lowered by 1p. Then the next day they're £10 more as usual.
I wish I could afford a crisis suit. Not a model, the real thing.
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2012/09/04 12:28:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted but you gamble it all away in your greed.
I wish people wouldnt try to make black and white rules grey (can anyone figure out where I just came from?  )
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 12:59:22
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. They make it purple instead!
I wish I WAS TZEENTCH!!!!
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2012/09/04 13:03:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Then all your blood angels and what looks like something of khorne grow to life in your magical aura and kill you.
I wish I was the nightbringer and we still used 3rd crons.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 13:06:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. then Matt Ward strikes again!
I wish I was an inquisitor.
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2012/09/04 13:11:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Your are a ordo hereticus inquisitor and are subsequently faced down by a greater daemon of Slaanesh (which you are sorely unqualified to fight I might add). Enjoy your stay with the prince/cess of excess
I wish I was Draigo.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 13:15:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you become troll bait.
I wish I was Ahzek Ahriman.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/04 13:16:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. The gods finally get bored of you and withdraw their forces so you spend eternity in the warp bored as hell doing absolutely nothing.
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2012/09/04 13:20:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I wish you had a wish.
(technically Ahriman is not dependent on Tzeentch - even if he does have a Mark - thanks to his Rubric).
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/04 13:27:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Ah but being locked in the warp for eternity means I would'nt know or care 
He had a wish but it was such an unbeatable wish that this threda ended. That means I should stop typing?
Just in case- I wish that wishes about this thread wouldn't effect this thread.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/04 13:27:25
My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 13:29:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - I second that wish.
I wish for this thread to keep going.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/04 13:31:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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 Tadashi wrote:Granted - I second that wish.
I wish for this thread to keep going.
Granted. This thread goes on forever.
In respect to that wish, I wish that people would stop trolling me (I mean Draigo  )
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 13:32:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Wishing that wishes about this thread wouldn't effect this thread is a wish about this thread so therefore it is negated, but if it was negated than it was never there to be negated in the first place so therefore this is fething confusing!!!
I wish to be able to control time,
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2012/09/04 13:33:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - but only for yourself, and unless you return to your original time, you can't interact with anything or anyone else.
I wish Ward got fired, and all the classy bits like daemonhunters and oldcrons came back.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/04 13:34:12
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/04 13:34:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Can I opt not to corrupt?
I wish I can. There I can
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 14:24:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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How do you corrupt that! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2012/09/04 14:51:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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No wish. You get captured by Slaanesh as a plaything.
I wish for a real crisis suit.
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2012/09/04 14:52:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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irk...
Ninja'ed
Granted but your crisis suit turns on you for the greater good.
I wish GW would be more like malifaux and not have an ungodly complicated ruleset.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/04 14:53:26
My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 14:53:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. It is so simple in rules that it now actually follows the chess rules and is indistinguishable from chess.
I wish you had answered my last wish.
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2012/09/04 14:56:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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.....I did?
Ahem: Granted but your crisis suit turns on you for the greater good.
I wish that p_gray99 would stop hating on me 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/04 14:57:12
My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 15:00:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. He now loathes you instead.
I wish I had full control over said crisis suit.
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2012/09/04 15:28:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Then a necron Doomscythe comes down and 1 shots it.
I wish I was one of a numberless necron hord.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/04 15:35:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. Due to said horde being numberless, you are now unable to move for necron models. Or breathe. Or anything else for that matter.
I wish no other 40k tech existed, only the crisis suit.
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2012/09/04 15:46:01
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but its aptly named and you end up having a "crisis" in your shiny new suit and suddenly its not so shiny anymore.
I wish for a hot girlfriend.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/04 15:50:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. A hot "girl" friend. Enjoy finding out the pleasant little surprise 
I wish the crisis suit always functioned perfectly.
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2012/09/04 15:56:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it functions perfectly, as a lawn ornament.
I wish I was king of the world.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/04 15:58:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted, but no-one obeys you and the world basically continues as it always has.
I wish the crisis suit worked exactly as they do in tau fluff.
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2012/09/04 16:36:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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granted. Then you decide you don't want it anymore, and you never wish for it again. (Take the subtle hint )
I wish my new race would actually get some positive feedback (mind you, haven't really put down the updated fluff down on the forums yet)
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/04 16:42:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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It gets positive feedback from Mat Ward.
I wish I had a broadside in real life
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2012/09/04 17:22:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. However it is the size of it's model, and requires a power station to function.
I wish for a fully sized, fully functioning and fully usable Warlord Titan.
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