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2012/09/06 07:09:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, but it's parsley soda.
I wish everyone stopped using iPhones. I don't feel very special anymore when I use my iPhone 4 :(
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2012/09/06 09:07:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. They use samsung galaxys (my phone by the way)
I wish I was Kairos Fateweaver
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2012/09/06 11:14:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Then you get draigo'ed
I wish for a hot eldar girlfriend who was into BDSM and was a Yondere
(Crazy chicks are always the best with ropes) 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/06 11:15:19
My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 11:23:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - every other woman in your life ends up brutally killed.
I wish I knew why people started copying my wish for a yandere girlfriend.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 11:28:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted- It dug up repressed memories from childhood which lead to a deficit in a mother figure so now people are compensating later in life with the desire to be dominated physically and mentaly by the only thing they can associate with a mother figure (aka crazy B)
I wish I hadn't taken the psych class that let me answer that question. (this is seriously the first time I've used anthing I learned in that class)
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 11:37:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - I tell you I don't need a reason to be a yandere and or want to know why I want yandere girls.
I wish for more apple pie.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 11:42:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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 Tadashi wrote:Granted - every other woman in your life ends up brutally killed.
I wish I knew why people started copying my wish for a yandere girlfriend.
You asked 
Granted. You get a neverending supply of apple pie and gorge yourself on it until you resemble the Blob from X-men
I wish I didnt have to wake up before 8 to go to work. 6 o'clock days are so wounderful 
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 12:19:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now you have to wake up before 4am to start your trash route.
I wish for cake.
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2012/09/06 12:24:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its coconut.
I wish for a new computer.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 12:40:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Granted. Your new computer comes booby-trapped with a miniature nuke set to go off when you hit the power button.
I wish for eternal life.
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2012/09/06 12:44:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - eventually you become nothing more than a dessicated corpse, but remain aware of everything around you.
I wish I could use a VR interface and 'live' Mass Effect/Halo.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 13:11:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted there is a reason there is only 1 spartan left and give you a hint, Its not you.
I wish people would stop calling me an Anime Otaku.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 13:14:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - but I must ask why?
I wish could go back in time with the money to become a somebody in the pre-war Japanese Empire and set in motion a series of events that led to a Japanese victory.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 13:16:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. The world is a better place. Gratz to you. And because half the people who do it don't even know what it means.
I wish I could rule said Japanese Empire with Tadashi as my general.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 13:22:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you are now Prime Minister of the Japanese Empire and an IJA Lieutenant General. I'm Minister of War and a Fleet Admiral - first order of business: pacifying Chinese holdouts and keeping the shattered USSR from being rebuilt (not to mention keeping the victorious, post-Hitler Germany on poor terms with the exhausted British and neo-isolationist Americans).
I wish I knew what you meant by half of the people who did it doesn't know what it means.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 13:27:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted- It started as an inner circle nickname amongst friends, then some people heard it and thought they knew what it meant and are now using it in the wrong situations.
I wish that during the new Japanese imperial regime we instituted policies to make war recovery not only a possibility but a reality.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 13:33:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - a wise choice for the position of Viceroy of Formosa allows for the quick and efficient development of resource areas in the Japanese satellite states of SE Asia, while new economic policies in the homeland give Japan a continued technological edge (not all that necessary - seeing as we brought back technology a hundred years ahead of the best of the time).
I wish I had Blu-Rays for Konpeki no Kantai and Kyokujitsu no Kantai.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 13:39:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. No device within a 1000 mile radius of you can play them.
I wish for VR to hurry up and get real already! I'd love shooting the hell out of everything with the gun in my hands!
Damn I shouldn't have wished for that...
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/06 13:47:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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And VR is real. Now the new Emperor of Japan and Admiral of the fleet deploy Mobile Suits to crush you, and your allies, and return the world to peace.
I wish I had more information on the rumored to exist MS program in Japan.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 13:49:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - "it never existed, and you never heard about it."
I wish for a real Plasma Rifle.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 13:51:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. It gets hot and you fail your armor save.
I wish for a new Admiral to replace Tadashi, may he rest in peace.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 14:08:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - I come back after two months in a regen capsule.
I wish for the Yamato to be armed with cruise missiles.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/06 14:10:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Then the Destiny project is completed and we get the Minerva.
I wish I wasnt so addicted to Skyrim
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/06 14:12:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - now you're addicted to Halo.
I wish I completed Project Spiral and we get Gurren Lagann and an all-powerful fleet.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/07 01:23:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Then the animator suddenly got a heart attack. the Fleet is no more.
I wish I was a Panzer commander during WWII.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/07 01:32:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are the commander of a Panzer IV platoon that spears the march into Stalingrad. You die a frozen death.
I wish for some Ice Cream.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/07 04:21:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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(Probably what would have happened to me, anyways.)
Granted. Mustard-flavor ice cream is served to you.
I wish I had a fully-functioning Iron-Man suit, fully tailored to my size, and with all the gadgets and gizmos.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/07 04:28:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you get the real Ironman suit. Unfortunantly, it can't be removed and you catch 32 STDs from its tainted codpiece.
I wish for some nice Strawberries.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/07 05:03:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Except, they've been laced with cyanide.
I wish I had a pet Alien for a guard dog.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/07 06:53:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, it's a grot who runs away everytime it hears a noise.
I wish for an Ork warboss as my bodyguard who will be loyal to me forever.
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