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2012/09/08 01:50:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you have to write a report instead.
I wish we paid them off.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/08 02:29:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted, they assign your finals. Due by midnight tonight.
@sneaky Tadashi - The world bank notices your insane amount of money and requisitions the KGB to destroy you and steal your funds.
I wish that more people played Warhammer 40k. A lot more.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/08 02:30:37
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2012/09/08 04:47:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. Than gw gets sold out.
I wish Horus killed the emperor brutally and survived to lead the galaxy in an eternal quest for the chaos gods.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!
LET THE GALAXY BURN!!
LET THE HEAVENS BLEED!!!!!!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/08 04:48:54
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2012/09/08 05:00:37
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but Mat Ward writes the fluff.
I wish for an incorruptable wish.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/08 05:04:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. but since I am corrupting it it was obviuosly faulty.
I wish Matt ward was better at writing fluff.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/08 05:04:56
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2012/09/08 05:18:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. From that point on, he writes good fluff but writes terrible rules that makes armies underpowered.
I wish I could start Flames of War soon.
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2012/09/08 06:19:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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(You know, I almost wish Mat Ward would do that.)
Granted. You start right about when prices skyrocket.
I wish Codices were written by several people again instead of just one person.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/08 09:21:40
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The next codex is written by 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters. It will be delayed, but perfect.
I wish for the rain to hold off for today.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/09/08 09:25:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. It hails instead.
I wish I was a grey knight grand master.
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2012/09/08 09:28:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bounding Assault Marine
Christchurch, New Zealand
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Granted. But you lead the chapter to chaos.
I wish for someone who knows what their doing.
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Damn the haters, Full speed ahead!
The Steel Drakes  3500pts and counting! |
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2012/09/08 09:40:57
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get a suicide bomber.
I wish for more figures for Bolt Action.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/08 10:53:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Doomhunter, grey knights NEVER turn to chaos (unfortunately)
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2012/09/08 11:04:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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The wish was still corrupted. That's the point, wasn't it?
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/08 14:37:10
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. But they all look terrible and you've wasted all your money on them.
I wish more people played "Beat this Unit" so that it wouldn't die on page 299.
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2012/09/08 21:57:05
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. More players join in but it turns into a rules argument trolling flame war and gets locked.
I wish I knew the true story about what happened in the old mill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/09 08:59:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. The Inquisition storm your house one day and mind wipe you and all your friends, family and acquaintances. Pretty much anyone that you usually talk to.
I wish I could post more in the Warseer forums.
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2012/09/09 19:32:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Then you are reported for spamming 
I wish people didnt ask silly questions in YMDC that lead to the stupidest arguments.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/09 20:00:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, now people ask stupid questions that lead to the silliest arguments.
I wish I had more paint.
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2012/09/09 20:05:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. It all dries up.
I wish wardragoon hadnt hated on my post.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/09 20:35:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. Now he's hating on you.
I wish I had more coffee.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/10 01:33:44
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. A truck full of coffee beans crashes through your home.
I wish I could believe the stories.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/10 02:06:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted they are all really true and will happen.
I wish I had unlimited money and an immortal life until I experienced everything.
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6000 points 
4000 points 
Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/10 02:40:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - then you die.
I wish Chaos was real.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/10 05:34:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You can find it on the expressway around 5pm.
I wish my friends would not mess with things they dont understand.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/10 05:52:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. They now mess with your minis that you spent so long painting.
I wish I had an airbrush.
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2012/09/10 06:02:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its defective.
I wish I could make a deal with Tzeentch.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/10 08:43:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Tzeentch fixes my defective airbrush and makes it awesome.
I wish I knew how to operate my new airbrush.
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2012/09/10 08:50:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - but it sucks your soul out.
I wish I was a Champion of Tzeentch.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/10 11:06:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Then you meet a champion of khorne with a colar. Things obviously dont go well for you.
I wish the heretics would stop posting their desire to join with the dark gods.
*BLAM* heresy......
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/09/10 11:23:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you accidentally shoot yourself in the foot.
I wish I could rule the world.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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