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**riverhawks32**

Granted the world implodes immediately.
I wish I could learn everything without going to school/studying

**Mynameisalie**

Don't we all?
Granted. You go home and study. For 5 minutes. Then you get bored, go on your PC and forget you were ever meant to study.

I wish I hadn't stepped on that nuke trap...

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. You step on napalm instead.

I wish people would stop exploiting rules loopholes.

**p_gray99**

Granted. There are no loopholes, instead it's just one great big gaping hole due to Mat Ward writing a new rulebook.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

No wish. You wither and die in the realm of slaanesh

I wish Matt ward didnt write my loophole free rulebook.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, no one writes the codex, effectively squatting Sisters of Battle.

I wish I had unlimited .45 ACP ammunition.

**p_gray99**

Granted, but you have nothing to fire it with.

I wish I'd made a good wish last time.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. It's still corrupted.
I wish I was Khorne.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Dr. Temujin wrote:
Granted. It's still corrupted.
I wish I was Khorne.

Granted, but now you have to deal with your 3 annoying siblings who keep testing your authority, and keep playing practical jokes on you because you are so slow witted.

I wish I was an octopus.

**p_gray99**

Granted. You are killed by a bigger octopus.
I wish I won the sig war.

**CthuluIsSpy**

p_gray99 wrote:
Granted. You are killed by a bigger octopus.
I wish I won the sig war.

Granted, but you lose the avatar war.
I wish southland tales never existed.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but the Internet goes away too.

I wish I had a nice big turkey sub.

**Doomhunter**

Granted, but its actually made from your dog.

I wish finecast was actually good.

**Tadashi**

Granted - but its now hot damn expensive.

I wish I could be a Daemon Prince and rule the world.

**Doomhunter**

Granted, but the world is no longer worth ruling.

I wish GW would update codexes more often.

**Tadashi**

Granted - they're all written by Ward.

I wish I was a Daemon Prince, ruled the world, and then went out to conquer the galaxy.

**Doomhunter**

Granted, but you are called before the chaos gods and killed for being to good.

I wish for smarter players

**Far Seer**

Granted. They now make the most crazy lists you have ever seen, exploiting every loophole the rulebook and FAQs haven't covered and make every game excruciating for you.

I wish post heresy Emperor's Children weren't so pink...

**Wardragoon**

Granted, Orks are hot pink.

I wish I had the ability to shoot steaks out of my eyes.

**blood guard26**

granted. one gets stuck and you are blinded by a steak that has materialized in your eye socket.

I wish an inquisitor came to this thread and executed all the heretics, deamons and chaotic aspirers on this website. (it would be HILARIOUS)

**CthuluIsSpy**

blood guard26 wrote:
granted. one gets stuck and you are blinded by a steak that has materialized in your eye socket.

I wish an inquisitor came to this thread and executed all the heretics, deamons and chaotic aspirers on this website. (it would be HILARIOUS)

Granted, but you are among the executed for serving Khorne.

I was Bloodrayne 3 (the game) was made (by TRI of course), and that it was well received to the point that the franchise was revived..

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Your Xbox red rings.

I wish ward comments were banned from this thread.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:
Your Xbox red rings.

I wish ward comments were banned from this thread.

Jokes on you, I don't have an Xbox. Pure PC gamer, baby!

Granted, you now have to deal with a surge of Cruddace comments.

I wish FPSes returned to the good old days of Duke Nukem and Wolfenstein style gameplay.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Thats like saying you want to return to the dark ages....

They do and then your computer crashes.

I wish strategy games returned to the simple elegence of the original FF- Tactics

**blood guard26**

granted. then those fething critics give em bad reports and they go back to normal.

I wish I had an reliable jokaero weaponsmith as a pet (or just an obedient hormagaunt)

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Then the jokaero get rabid and eats your face and the Horm remembers that it follows the hive mind and again, eats your face.

I wish I had a necron stasis crypt as a lawn ornament. (No way this can go wrong

)

**CthuluIsSpy**

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:
Granted. Then the jokaero get rabid and eats your face and the Horm remembers that it follows the hive mind and again, eats your face.

I wish I had a necron stasis crypt as a lawn ornament. (No way this can go wrong )

A necron comes out...and wants to have tea with you. You two become best friends, up until a bunch of eldar arrive and nuke your house from high orbit.
Because they are racist dicks.

I wish good metal was more popular than fabricated pop music.

**blood guard26**

Granted. Then an angry necron lord with a missing stasis crypt empties his tesseract labyrinth and a tyranid hormagaunt and a rabid jokearo smith eat your face while I roll around on the floor in stitches of laughter.

I wish I was a necron overlord with a pet jokearo smith and hormie (my metal face is uneatable!)

(it took me ages to write this on an iPod, I'm not changing it)

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Then a Daemon senses you and the jokaro, kills him, turns you into a spawn and then eats your spawn face.

I wish I had saint celestine as a girlfriend.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:
Then a Daemon senses you and the jokaro, kills him, turns you into a spawn and then eats your spawn face.

I wish I had saint celestine as a girlfriend.

Granted. But you may never have snu-snu with her, because she's, you know, all holy and whatever.

I wish I had a daemonette as a girl friend.