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**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. The world now resembels the insane facial expressions of Eureka 7 while the people in it adopt the personality of the original Naruto. "Belive it!"

I wish I was a powerful Shiningami.

**blood guard26**

granted. ward strikes again,

I wish for infinite wishes and no one can tell me my wishes or wish for me.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

How does ward effect the world of Tite Kubo?
You get infinate wishes and then forget how to use them.

I wish for an anime that Matt Ward cant effect (because apparantly he is everywhere)

**Tadashi**

Granted - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, simply because its PURE AWESOME.

Kick reason to the curb and go beyond the impossible! That's the Team Dai-Gurren way!

I wish I could be an omnipotent being of light ala Beyond the Wall of Sleep.

**blood guard26**

granted. it is all in japanese

i wish i was mastercheif. (if you can legitimately corrupt that, i will be very surprised)

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You impersonate John-117, but die in 2 minutes because you are nowhere near as skilled.

I wish I had less trouble thinking of wishes.

**blood guard26**

granted. now you just always come up with crap, easily corruptable, boring wishes.

I wish I was a grey knight interceptor in real time.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Your personal teleporter mishaps when you try to enter our wold Via deepstrike and you roll a 1 on the table.

I wish I was a seraphim with dual inferno pistols.

**captain collius**

granted as you are flying above the earth you a goose flies into to your jetpack and it explodes.

I wish had an eldar hornet.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

captain collius wrote:
granted as you are flying above the earth you a goose flies into to your jetpack and it explodes.

Jokes on you! Thats what the inferno pistols were for

You get a hornet chassis that has recently been in a conflict with orks and thus stripped bare.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, your wish for turning me into a god goes uncorrupted (well I did grow an extra toe)

I wish Power Armor was real and easily mass produced.

**p_gray99**

Granted. As a result, Fox gets an army of super-soldiers that no-one can hurt and they sell none of the armour to anyone else, so that no-one can beat them. Then they take over the world.

I wish I had a driving license and a car with valid insurance, MOT etc...

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but first time driving you get in a wreck that turns you into a quadrapolegic

I wish I didnt need to spend the time shaving my face

**Grey Templar**

Granted, your head gets chopped off.

I wish I had some pudding cups.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. I hope you like vomit and piss flavored pudding cups.

I wish my back didn't hurt every time I took a step.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, instead your whole body hurts every time you move.

I wish I had chocolate pudding cups.

**HiveFleetCollossus**

Granted, except you accidentally fill them with dog poop.

I wish I had angelic wings affixed to my back.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but you realise after trying to fly you lack a certain bone structure required for flight

I wish I could spell.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you are now good at spelling and become really anal about it. Your insane desire to correct spelling loses all your friends.

I wish I had a Thunderhawk.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you don't know how to fly the thing, and it looks like you need to plug in something

I wish wishes would wish themselves.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then the wishes take over the world after gaining sentience.
I wish I had an indestructible skeletal structure in my body.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, you have an indestructible metal frame placed in your body, but it renders you immobile for the rest of your days.

I wish our Dark Heresy PbP was running faster.

**Tadashi**

Granted - I wish I knew what PbP is.

**riverhawks32**

Granted it starts going way too fast and spins out of control.

I wish I was CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

**Tadashi**

Granted - now you have to deal with a certain armless failure all the time.

I wish you answered my wish.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Riverhawks says he doesn't know.

I wish I knew why plastic crack is so addictive.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but you get so drunk with this revalation you quickly forget.

I wish my bloody tablet would charge faster.

**blood guard26**

granted. it overheats and burns the whole street down.

I wish for a whole chapter of space marines under my control.

**snurl**

Granted. But its a bitch lugging all those boxes to your FLGS, and nobody ever seems to want to play a chapter sized game.

I wish I knew when to quit buying miniatures.

**blood guard26**

granted. now

I wish people liked playing massive chapter sixed games all the time.