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2012/09/21 12:33:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Clone it may be, but it has its own personality and it hates you.
I wish to find a lost treasure.
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2012/09/21 12:37:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its protected by Guardian Boar Demons.
I wish genetic sexual attraction would kick in (between me and my opposite sex clone) and to hell with the consequences...
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/21 13:12:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bryan Ansell
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 Tadashi wrote:Granted - its protected by Guardian Boar Demons.
I wish genetic sexual attraction would kick in (between me and my opposite sex clone) and to hell with the consequences...
Congratulations, you have corrupted wishing for all. Concerned citizens will lock you up indefinitely for your sordid affair, the child of this union produces will be part of a freak show.
I wish I could find star wars supremacy and 40k final liberation and a machine that still plays them.
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2012/09/21 13:15:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its in a museum, and you never get the chance to use it.
I wish no one had found out.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/21 13:15:25
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/22 00:49:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. But you can't come to terms yourself after realizing that you just had sex with your genetic clone and you commit suicide as a result.
I wish Tadashi would stop wishing for such creepy wishes.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/22 01:13:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. Someone else then comes on and starts wishing even creepier wishes.
I wish someone would post on the PbP thread... It's been like, a day...
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2012/09/22 01:18:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. But it's a really crappy post and your IQ drops by 10 points just by reading it.
I wish roleplayers from this site would join Dark's Penthouse.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/22 02:53:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. Every roleplayer who ever got kicked off dakka for being thoroughly unpleasant joins the Penthouse.
I wish I was an Eldar.
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2012/09/22 04:12:49
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted you are one of the Eldar that perish when Slannesh is born.
I wish that people didn't get all fanboy about the systems they play
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 6000 points 
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Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/22 04:15:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, now they get all fanboy about the games they play.
I wish Skorge in GoW2 wasn't so hard to kill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/22 05:26:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, he's easier to kill. Unfortunantly, so are you.
I wish I could get a new set of brushes.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/22 06:01:26
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. A toothbrush, hairbrush, and dustbrush appear from out of nowhere.
I wish for hot pizza.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/22 06:04:57
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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I actually could use those 3 
Anyway, your wish is granted. The Hot Pizza appears in your underwear.
I wish for some new paint brushes to go with my new personal care brushes
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/22 06:20:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you mix them up the next time you use them.
I wish I didn't commit suicide.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/22 06:22:56
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are instead murdered.
I wish my roommates took their party out to the bars and left the apartment 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/22 06:34:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - they left you a list of chores to do.
I wish nothing bad happened as a result of my 'unusual' wish.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/22 12:10:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Gran- er, wait a minute. All of your wishes are unusual. Which one? The wish gods are confused so you get a dead puppy.
I wish people would watch my new video.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/22 13:10:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - it causes seizures and you get sued.
I wish for nothing bad to happen when I meet my opposite sex clone and genetic sexual attraction kicks in.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/23 06:09:20
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your clone is genetically attracted to Wardragoon.
I wish everything fun to do was not so far away.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/23 08:08:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its no where.
I wish you realized genetic sexual attraction only activates between blood relatives i.e. me and my opposite-sex clone (who would technically be 'me' or the twin sister I don't have).
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/23 12:03:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, she is attracted to me, your evil 37th cousin 4 times removed, on your mothers side.
I wish I could axe this genetic clone. (I mean literally axe, btw this is the same axe that destroyed everyones time machines)
(btw Snurl LOL WIN!)
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
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2012/09/23 13:06:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - I use Heilig Pfeil and blow the axe to bits.
I wish to have a daughter by taking my DNA, remove the Y-Chromosome, double the X-Chromosome, and then grow her in an incubation tube.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/24 03:12:05
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. After 300 or so attempts you get one that lives, but it likes Justin Bieber so it has to be put down. Hoardes of villagers with torches and pitchforks smash and burn your labrotory and trap you inside a burning windmill.
I wish for this season to be the best ever.
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2012/09/24 03:12:57
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted they are all terrible afterwords.
I wish to get mad experience with my new list so I win the upcoming GT
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6000 points
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Empire 5500 Points
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2012/09/24 03:18:37
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but the Tournament is canceled at the last minute due to a nearby Windmill fire.
I wish I had a better internet connection.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/09/24 03:53:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it requires hourly sacrifices of virgin blood to run properly.
I wish I had a full buster bar instead of this half one that I got.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/24 03:55:08
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your connection is great but your computer stops working.
I wish for a drama-free set up week.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/24 04:40:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its now a tragedy-filled set-up week.
I wish I could shoot snurl dead with 1000+ Heilig Pfeil for even suggesting I would kill my own daughter.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/24 05:36:34
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You could. But you are such a poor shot that you empty the magazine at me and when the smoke clears there is only an outline of a grinning pumpkin on the wall.
I wish that genetic scientists would remember that thier wishes are going to get corrupted.
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2012/09/24 06:06:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. They do everything they can to make wishes uncorruptable. It makes things worse.
I wish I was a metal bender.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
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