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2012/10/14 14:20:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. However its faster-than-light travel seems to have damaged it and there is an aura of slaaneshiness around it.
I wish I had this codex: squats that's replacing the eldar codex.
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2012/10/14 14:24:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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You do. Here it is!:
Squats: They suck
Squat special rules: "We still don't exist!" You automatically lose every game, regardless of scenario.
Squat warrior: (1 on all stats, apart from Wounds, which is 0. Models cost 500 points per model, £1000 each, are fail cast, and monopose.)
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/14 15:02:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Well, at least I can use the book as good firewood...paper... combustibles!
No wish for you, so slaanesh takes you as her own.
I wish I had more food.
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2012/10/14 16:35:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Cool.
You can have your food. It's Nurgle's best Nid-scub, straight from his lavatory. The best part is, for Nurgle food, life begins anew! Inside you. You now have a Carnifex rampaging in your small intestines!
I wish I could think of a wish.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/14 16:54:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. You wish to be anally raped by a morbidly obese hairy old man, Goosh Goosh style.
I wish I could go on holiday to Japan.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/14 17:36:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Dude...
No. I'm just going to drop you into a pool of mild acid, so you slowly burn to death. The kicker is that it's japanese acid.
I wish I had a personal servant.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/14 17:53:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. It's that hairy old morbidly obese man. In a mankini.
I wish my bed wasn't so creaky.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/14 17:55:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I hate you squigsquasher...
Granted. It now groans instead.
I wish the obese man would go away forever, without me.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/14 17:58:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. However, a hairy old morbidly obese woman takes his place.
(I'm sorry, I can't help it. It's too funny.)
I wish for a Sega Dreamcast.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/14 19:39:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted, you even get the version that has the virtual visor. But whenever you have the visor on your jimmy's are being rustled by a thousand old wrinkly hairy men that constantly honk like geese. And when you have to remove said visor, they are replaced by equally repungent morbidly obese women whose milkshakes bring all the boyz back to the yard and catch you in seething, hairy mass of whale love. Enjoy.
I wish for an Emperor Class Titan.
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2012/10/14 19:45:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Fork over $5000 first.
I wish more people contributed to the Ask Teh Space Emporer thread.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/14 19:50:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. KhornePysker and Gailbraithe return.
I wish that Crunchyroll wasn't so slow.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/14 22:10:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Now you keep getting ninja'd.
I wish Tadashii posted more. It was fun.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/14 22:12:30
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but the end result is every poster on Dakka is turned into homocidal girlfriends.
I wish for less Cowbell
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/14 22:19:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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 Grey Templar wrote:Granted, but the end result is every poster on Dakka is turned into homocidal girlfriends.
Ah, good times, good times. I remember that stream of posts and am now remenecing on it fondly.....
Less cowbell but more ammunition with less overheat. You get plasma'd to death instead. (If that wasnt the cowbell reference that I thought it was this post will be extrememly embarassing)
Now I really wish Tadashi posted more. Especially about homocidal girlfriends.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/15 01:52:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. One of his homicidal girlfriends finds you and assassinates you.
I wish we didn't have homicidal girlfriends.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/15 06:57:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They are taken away in a time machine.
I wish to burn another windmill.
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2012/10/15 07:30:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. It sets the dry, grassy plains on fire. You are found guilty of arson.
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2012/10/15 09:55:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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No wish.
I wish for (surprise!) a pretty girlfriend who matches all my criteria.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/15 11:02:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted, but at midnight she turns back into a pumkin,
i wish for pie.
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2012/10/15 11:26:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its poisonous.
I wish for godlike powers.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/15 11:33:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. We thus we have the ability to wish for whatever we want. You just keep getting corrupted 
I wish my Etheral Counts army could be more competitive.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/15 12:37:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - they never win though.
I wish I could set the WFB Vampires against 'sparkles' from Twilight (I dare anyone to corrupt this wish).
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/15 15:18:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted but you set up ehtreal vampire counts and well....
See above.
I wish I could use a flamethrower on sparkles.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/15 16:40:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but she is fireproof and has a minigun.
(Don't worry, I find bronies blabbering on about how sexy Fluttershy is really annoying too. Especially as we all know Rainbow Dash is in fact the sexiest pony. )
I wish for a chocolate helicopter.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/15 16:41:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Oh. Hang on. Wrong sparkles.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/10/15 17:18:45
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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 Oh no! Please don't squash me!
Granted. But it melts before you can pick it up 
I wish a gigantic asteroid would hit the earth, ending all life here.
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2012/10/15 17:35:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. By some sheer stroke of fate or coincidence, you are the only human now left alive, and you are forever tormented with the fact that you caused the extinction of your own species.
And then Slaanesh makes you his/her/its personal toy after a long and painful death.
I wish for more 40K references in Borderlands 2.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/10/15 18:07:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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There are more references, but they are all pony references.
I wish for Communism
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/10/15 18:16:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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(...dammit)
Granted. But Stalin's descendant comes to power and wrecks everything again.
I wish people understood what Communism was in the first place.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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