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2012/11/05 03:36:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, you find them in a magical, overflowing porta-potty.
I wish for bullets for my gun.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/05 04:02:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. The Type 95 "from" MW3 huh?
You: HAHAHA! Eat my Type 95 Custom! (BANG) Dang, I didn't know they were so loud. Ho! Look at that policeman hardscoping me like a noob! (BANG!) Ow...dying...where do I respawn?
I wish I was better at organizing my belongings so my room was tidier.
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2012/11/05 04:23:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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^ Well, "from" denotes where I first learned about that thing. I decided on that one based on the stats in game, not IRL.
(I don't even know what hardscoping is/ if it is when one actually uses a scope, then I am, a noob.)
Granted, your mom dumps everything in the trash. Organized. Can you say, 'minimalistic'? Hey, look, a bed. And a closet with clothes.
I wish that I had a silenced Dragunov with a flash suppressor to take down the Twilight franchise.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/05 05:34:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You can't kill an idea with a gun...
and what is with you and your obsession with weapons featured in Call of Duty?
My leg is finally free from cramps. But it's twitching randomly. I wish it was free of these twitches.
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2012/11/05 06:49:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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 Far Seer wrote:Granted. You can't kill an idea with a gun...
and what is with you and your obsession with weapons featured in Call of Duty?
My leg is finally free from cramps. But it's twitching randomly. I wish it was free of these twitches.
Sorry about the CoD guns (there were only two!) but I happened to be playing CoD with some friends this weekend for the first time in a while.
And also, they happen to be the only modern guns I know more about than any other, and I wished for those 2 because the other guns I know are mainly pistols. I just happen to have an encyclopedia of guns (please don't ask, was younger when I got it, and it was on sale!  )
Granted, some crack doctor paralyzes your legs.
I wish that people didn't think that I am obsessed with Call of Duty.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/05 11:28:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They Know you're obsessed with call of duty.
I wish for less delays.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/11/05 15:17:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Granted, but those few delays that do happen are longer
I wish I had a stale bagel to recite drama filled locked threads to.
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2012/11/05 19:58:35
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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 ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Granted, but those few delays that do happen are longer
I wish I had a stale bagel to recite drama filled locked threads to.
Granted, but you have to pick it up in North Dakota.
I wish I could take a dump without bleeding.
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 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:Cue all the people saying "This is the last straw! Now I'm only going to buy a little bit every now and then!"
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2012/11/05 23:49:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Ermagerd, granted. Your toilet, however, screams and bleeds every time you unload.
I wish that I had better Minecraft skills.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/06 06:36:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You are an excellent breeding machine. Your minecraft world and any servers you play on will now be full of chickens and nothing else.
By the way, I like Call of Duty as well!
I wish the crack doctor was just a respectable, calm and polite human being.
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2012/11/06 06:54:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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granted, but he dies.
I wish I had more energy drinks.
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2012/11/06 06:59:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, you drink 4 and your heart explodes
I wish that I had an official Minecraft and Tekkit instead of sitting around offline honing my skills.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/06 10:32:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. you're skills weren't "honed" enough and you are killed by swarm of angry creepers the moment you join
I wish i knew where I had left my minecraft castle before i died and respawned in the middle of nowhere
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2012/11/06 12:57:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted but it is full of creepers
I wish people would build beds so that they wouldnt lose their castles.
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/11/06 12:57:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. You left it in the middle of the void in the Nether. You know, the red void that's almost impossible to access, and is filled with screaming?
I wish for a Sega Saturn.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/06 14:20:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You look at Saturn through a telescope and there is a SEGA logo on it.
I wish for some time to play video games again.
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2012/11/06 14:28:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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snurl wrote: I wish for some time to play video games again.
Snurl, you are hereby sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. Media access rights and entertainments privileges are quickly removed
I wish for two hot blondes and a pizza ( and someone get the right answer to it this time)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/06 14:30:29
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2012/11/06 14:31:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - the blondes are traps and the pizza is cold.
I wish I didn't have to wait until the weekend to get Halo 4.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/06 14:43:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Half right, the pizza is cold.
The hot blondes are rabid golden retrievers on fire.
 Tadashi wrote:
I wish I didn't have to wait until the weekend to get Halo 4.
You find yourself digitised and inside the game, as some unfortunate victim eviscerated by aliens in the opening credits.
I wish for two hot blondes and a pizza.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2012/11/06 14:44:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. It's already out. And I have the limited edition. Too bad they sold out yesterday... I wish for cake (to throw at someone's face). EDIT: Damn, ninja'd. 
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/06 14:45:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - the blondes have STDs and the pizza is the wrong flavor.
I wish summer would come sooner.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/11/06 17:09:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but thanks to second impact it NEVER. GOES. AWAY. And there are the angel attacks to deal with.
I wish for all the consoles Sega have ever made.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/06 17:33:06
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, they still suck.
I wish my math wasn't so hard.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/06 18:03:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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You really don't like Sega do you?
Granted, it is now so soft that it is liquid. Good luck filling it in.
I wish for eggy bread.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/06 19:21:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. It is stuck to your face after someone threw it at you.
I wish I had more time for schoolwork.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/07 00:11:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, your mom breaks your computer.
I wish that I could eat as much as I want for lunch without worrying about lunch money.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/07 05:15:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Too bad your cafeteria only serves celery sticks.
I wish the doctor that was killed by nomsheep had time to fix my leg before he died.
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2012/11/07 05:34:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, he fixes your right triangle, because one of the legs was not straight. (is there dip with the celery?)
I wish that the imaginary cafeteria also served drinks
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/07 05:36:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, they only serve V8.
I wish to win the next tournament I attend.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/07 06:19:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, you win the Loser's Cup. (what kind of tournament  )
V8 is good, right?
I wish that I had Friday off school every couple weeks.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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