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2012/11/20 21:14:51
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but neither does Bacon.
I wish people wouldn't make such easily corrupted wishes.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/20 21:19:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, they make incorruptible wishes that make your head asplode by trying to corrupt them.
I wish I had all the bots to complete my Energon "Maximus" combiners, and the Fansproject add ons for them.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/20 21:21:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ok. Then a headcrab attacks you.
I wish my last wish hadn't been ignored.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/11/20 21:30:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. But then a skeleton pops out. Your skeleton. Popping out of your eye socket.
I wish that my bed didn't creak.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/20 21:31:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, instead it awkwardly moans.
I wish I had some incorruptable bacon.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/20 21:34:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. By the way, cooking now counts as corrupting, so enjoy it raw.
I wish my eyes weren't tired.
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2012/11/20 21:37:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Yeah, raw bacon  Just how I like it.
Anyway, granted. Your eyes are fine, the rest of your body however is talking to you like crazy.
I wish I had some syrup to go with my raw bacon.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/20 21:48:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but the syrup is mixed with curried sewage.
I wish for a Nintendo Gamecube.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/20 22:20:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. I give you the burnt out one my friend owns. You use it as a paperweight.
I wish my body lost its biological need to sleep.
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2012/11/20 22:21:22
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you also lose your biological ability to reproduce.
I wish I had some icecream.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/21 05:07:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. It's the one flavor nobody likes.
I wish this semester would end already.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/21 05:42:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You party every night and get wasted everyday. Unfortunately, the doctor informs you that your lifestyle is extremely unhealthy. He recommends you to dance with a Harlequin.
I wish I had the power to freeze time so that I could cram study before exams.
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2012/11/21 06:52:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. The test material is nothing like what you study for though. What you first thought was an English test turned out to be an eye exam, which you fail because you read books in the dark.
I wish that I knew what to do with my 19 Kabalites.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/21 09:48:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. In a show of sadism rarely seen outside of Vects palace You force them up your anus. 0ne after the other 
I wish Lord Chunky(My Bloat Thrall) was real and my friend and didnt want to violate me and dosnt get killed and would help me lead the assault on the Beiber worshipping spiral knights and there heretical overlord justin beiber
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/21 09:54:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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 master of ordinance wrote:Granted. In a show of sadism rarely seen outside of Vects palace You force them up your anus. 0ne after the other I wish Lord Chunky(My Bloat Thrall) was real and my friend and didnt want to violate me and dosnt get killed and would help me lead the assault on the Beiber worshipping spiral knights and there heretical overlord justin beiber
Granted you lose and beiber does  things to you. enjoy your herpes. I wish I had a perfectly normal sandwich.
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2012/11/21 10:16:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. which is then dropped in a perfectly normal mud puddle before given to you.
I wish there was a larger blood angel community on this site.
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2012/11/21 11:11:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but there all hardcore twilight worshippers I wish that Lord Chunky and his command, Lord Chunkys first light foot(Bile Thralls) would rescue me from the beiber heretics when i am cut off before i fall and am captured and then we complete our charge, felling the spiral knights and the beiber minions before we storm the fortress of beiber and in a show of epicness kill all we find and enialate beiber and his heretical 1st leiuteneant, nomsheep
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/21 11:25:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, but the God of Grammar is disgusted at you, and wipes you and your Bile Thralls from existence, to the point where they never existed. All your hard work is undone.
I wish for a Tako Luka plushie.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/21 11:34:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, but the guy mishears you and you get a Taco Slushie.
I wish for the bieber army to be represented in the latest Matt Ward codex.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/21 13:14:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but.....no...i cant......but i have to......its a grey knights codex 
I wish that the god of grammar scatters his DS and ends up in impassable terrain which results in him being destroyed so he fails to wipe out Lord Chunky and his 1st light foot and myself so we succeed in our epic charge.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/21 13:19:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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No.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/21 13:35:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No wish. You are chained to Justin Beiber for one full year and the two of you become huge Twilight fans.
I wish I had a night off of work tonight.
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2012/11/21 14:09:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but all your models are set on fire and reduced to a pool of liquid plastic and metal and your cards and books are incinerated
I wish for my Girlfriend to live in the same town as myself 
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/11/21 15:47:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, she suddenly begins to hate you. Then she knocks your brains out with a jackhammer strapped to her arm, and runs off with me.
I wish that my computer could run Team Fortress 2 better.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/21 17:46:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Granted. You spend all of your monies upgrading that windows 95 into a state of the art gaming beast. 4,000 dollars later, you can finally play teamfortress 2, but soon are frustrated that valve decides to upgrade the graphics under public pressure to suit the next best technology. Your Alienware upgrade to you Win95 becomes outdated within three days and you can no longer play.
I wish Skaven were in the 40k universe.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/11/21 18:34:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Their codex, when released, has the disastrous effect of making even the Tyranid and Tau codices look good compared to this monstrosity.
I wish Adeptus Mechanicus were given their own codex, and it was competitive.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/21 18:37:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. for some obscure reason, no-one likes it.
I wish for a normal wish.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/21 19:05:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, it is a perfectly normal wish for a perfectly normal collossal squid (which by the way has teeth on its tentacles and is real) to perfectly normally anally and orally violate you with its tentacles. This then becomes a perfectly normal day, IE it happens with such regularity that it might as well be normal.
I wish Eiken didn't exist.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/21 20:11:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Slenderman exists near you instead.
I wish that the Fabricator-General of Mars trolled the other High Lords of Terra to a great extent.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/21 20:12:21
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. It disappears for two seconds before reappearing and spawning thousands more every second. Then you're locked in a room with them.
I wish I had a Boltgun in Dark Heresy.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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