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**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted. They are all twilight fans

I wish there weren't any twilight fans.

**blood guard26**

granted. they all like some other terrible book series.

I wish I was the protagonist of a really badass video game

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted. That game is Farmville. If you are a boring person, then it is certainly badass

I wish there were no console exclusives.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - it marks the beginning of a long and devastating net flame-war between AWESOME Vampire Counts and Vampire Counts IN SPAAACE! and their allies (Hellsing and other classy vampires), against the sparkling gay vampires of Twilight and their compatriots.

I wish for a banana split.

**blood guard26**

granted. you are split like a banana.

I wish people would put more thoought into their wishes to make it more of a chalenge.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted

I wish for my wish to be corrupted in the most imaginative way possible.

**snurl**

Granted. You are tadashi's congenitaly joined twin.

I wish I hadn't wrote that.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted You didn't.

I wish Snurl would wish that Predakhaine's is Tadashi's congenitally joined twin.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. He types the wish incorrectly, instead wishing for the Predator to be merged with Khaine to make Tadashi. The world implodes.

I wish I could run Planetside 2.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - the CPU handles the load, but the monitor explodes in your face

I wish I knew why everyone hated Tadashi (I think he's banned/left anyhow, haven't heard from him after I told him to keep his personal quarrels of my threads http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/490792.page#5018277)

**PredaKhaine**

Wish granted - you know, but are unable to remember for more than 4 seconds. Everytime you read it, you feel enlightened, then confused.

I wish that I'd thought of combining Khaine with the Predator - and my username wasn't just a hackneyed play on Predaking.

http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Predaking

**CthuluIsSpy**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Wish granted - you know, but are unable to remember for more than 4 seconds. Everytime you read it, you feel enlightened, then confused.

I wish that I'd thought of combining Khaine with the Predator - and my username wasn't just a hackneyed play on Predaking.

http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Predaking

You mean that wasn't the original intent? That is most disappointing.

**PredaKhaine**

No wish - you are sent to live in a house made of banana skins.

It's only disappointing if you aren't as obsessed with 80's plastic as I am...which is probably a fair few people.

I wish I'd thought it through...

**Coolyo294**

Granted, but you thought it through so well that you became scared of the outcome and decided not to go through with it.

I wish I knew why PredaKhaine's flag is a European Union one instead of a country's flag.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. The knowledge both disturbs and disgusts you.

I wish I knew why Tadashi had vanished. I liked him.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - you end up leaving dakka too.

I wish to eat bacon.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but the bacon is accompanied by grapefruit juice and chocolate milk. Got a rumbly in your tumbly?

ahhh, I have nothing to wish for. Do your worst.!

**Admiral Valerian**

I set cyber-mastiffs on you for corrupting my bacon wish

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted. You get slaaneshed. Hard. Multiple times, in every conceivable way.

I wish for nothingness.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you recieve nothing. And YES! Avoided Slannesh

I wish for a good wish.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted. That wish benefits me.

I wish Valerian didn't intercept Slaanesh.

**snurl**

Granted. You did instead.

I do not hate Tadashi. He is just "that guy", predictable and always off on some new fixation, often with too much information provided. I just thought it was fun to poke him a bit.

I wish for fun times ahead.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - I am Alpharius.

I wish I knew who Alpharius really was.

**snurl**

Granted. So does Omegon.

I wish for new releases.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - they're no good.

I wish those kids next door would shut up.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. But then the kids across the street begin to blare bad music from their windows.
I wish I had a real, working chainaxe.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - it tears itself apart upon activation.

I wish those damn kids would just go away.

**Far Seer**

Granted. They go to the most awesome place you can think of whilst you sit in your house, green with envy.

I wish my phone could clean itself automatically without an energy source.

**snurl**

Granted. But you have to feed it now and sometimes it doesn't promptly fly back with a message.

I wish Admiral Valerian taught the kids next door how to play 40K.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - they are now taught. They weren't grabbed by it and decided instead to all become insomniac 24hr drummers.

I wish Tolkien had never thought of Tom Bombadil. So no more talking about his boots ever....