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**Mynameisalie**

Granted. They're not. Unfortunately, everyone cheats and hacks now.

I wish for my uncle to answer me on that goddamned facebook message I sent to him asking about my password! (Had to use his email; parents wouldn't let me have one)

**snurl**

Granted. He answers you via smoke signals but you missed it while stareing at your monitor.

**Mynameisalie**

snurl wrote:
Granted. He answers you via smoke signals but you missed it while stareing at your monitor.

He lives in Wales.

**Far Seer**

snurl wrote:
Granted. He answers you via smoke signals but you missed it while stareing at your monitor.

No wish! Fortunately for you nothing happens...yet

I wish I had much better organisation skills.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, your skills at organizing are legendary, and you quickly climb the Bureaucratic Imperial ladder to the top. Now you are hooked up to an ancient machine that allows you to process a thousand files a second, and takes care of all your bodily functions. Essentially you are entombed in a dreadnought that can't move, shoot, crunch or look good. Just type. Enjoy the rejuvie treatments, and congratulations on your 100 years of good work...can't wait for your bicentennial.

I wish my commissar would use his super accurate quick draw/insta-kill gun skills to shoot the enemies...instead of us.

**snurl**

Granted. But he runs out of ammo and the enemies overrun you.

You can send smoke signals from Wales, but you may get arrested.

I wish these little Germans did not take so long to assemble.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortunately they are now singe piece models that you cannot customise.

I wish I was a true Thaumaturgist

**PredaKhaine**

you are - however, you also blow a whole in the side of the universe and 'gharstly beings' from the other side begin to arrive. You know this, because a small talking dog tells you.

I wish I was still on holiday.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortunately you use all your money and starve. And you have to walk to the airport.

Edit:

I wish I was more epic

**snurl**

Granted. You are a heroic statue.

I wish for warmer weather.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. The planet stops with the sun facing directly onto your position. Within a week your side of the planet is reduced to a blasted wasteland, scoured by solar radiation.

I wish that i hadnt seen that hentai picture of the Witch Coven of Gharlgast

in the middle of lesson!!!!
(the worst thing is i just bought them 2 days ago)

**snurl**

Granted. Instead you were caught watching MLP hentai during lesson and must now write a formal apology to your entire class.

I wish to be invisible for a day.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. We also granted you the extra bonus of being ethreal, so people can't accidentally bump into you! Unfortunatly you can't re-corpralise yourself and will most likely die from starvation or dehydration.

I wish I could paint extremely fast.

**Decio**

You can, actually. Unless you wanted faster than dipping into horrendously thick paint.

I wish that I had one subject of homework per day.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortunately that homework takes 5 hours to complete.

I wish I could paint faster at a great quality.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Unfortunately you become addicted to painting due to your great skill and you find yourself unable to eat, drink and sleep.

I wish I wasn't forgetful so much

**Decio**

Granted. You remember every- Granted. You remember- what was I saying? Oh, right. Granted, you remem- what?

(5 hours is less than I usually spend on homework, and I'm only a young teen D: what's it like in the sophomore year?)

I wish that my homework was indeed only 5 hours.

**snurl**

Granted. Five hours of homework every single day including holidays and weekends for the rest of your life.

I wish painting did not take so long.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, painting is nearly instantaneous. Dipping in house paint counts painting right?

I wish this room was 18 degrees C.

**master of ordinance**

Granted the room is 18 degrees c but your in the other room.... You know the one saying "warning inferno room do not enter" on the door?

I wish for witch coven of garlghast hentai

**snurl**

Granted. It is tattoo'd on your face.

I wish my cat was self-amuseing.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - it learns to be entirely self reliant and invents the paw operated tin opener. Then it teaches other cats. Cats then take over the world...

I wish our new cat overlords were benevolent.

**Squigsquasher**

That's impossible. Cats are bastards. Evil things.

I wish I could go on a killing spree against the evil cats, armed with a flamethrower and a hedge strimmer.

**snurl**

Granted. But your weapons are useless, you should have used a length of yarn, a laser pointer, and a rolled-up newspaper to have any effect.

I wish restaurants were not all so crowded on Friday nights.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Now they are empty. The staff aren't there either.

I wish could have more holidays and less school

**snurl**

Granted. Every other day is a holiday, but you won't finish school until you are fourtysomething.

I wish for some dessert.

**Novelist47**

Wish granted, but you find a squirming bug in it.
I wish for BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

**snurl**

Granted. There's blood everywhere. Unfortunately it's yours.

I wish for the perfect cup of coffee.

**p_gray99**

Granted. In Nurgle's eyes, it's perfect.
I wish I was better at drawing.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. Your drawing comes to life and Kills you.

I wish Dakka was like it was in the old days.