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**snurl**

Granted. Instead you are washing dishes at A level.

I wish to finish my Empire soldiers by the end of the month.

**liquidjoshi**

End of the month of September 2014? Granted!

I wish for more RvB

**SteelSnake**

Granted, however it is incredibly rushed with only 2 voice actors and the animation quality of a flip book.

I wish for a larger and overall better television.

**Selym**

SteelSnake wrote:
Granted, however it is incredibly rushed with only 2 voice actors and the animation quality of a flip book.

I wish for a larger and overall better television.

Granted. You now have to buy a 100ft tall TV. Shame it costs over £1,000,000 and the electricity bill is astronomical.

**PredaKhaine**

No wish. You are stripped, shaved, tarred and feathered and then put it a pit with the adoptables from your sig.
The results are then filmed and shown on national television.

I wish people knew how to drive in snow.

**riverhawks32**

Granted, it never snows again and there are drought conditions daily.
I wish to think of a wish that is incorruptable

**snurl**

Granted. But you keel over before you can wish it.
I wish to paint even more than I did today.

**blood guard26**

Granted. you paint your models, your house, your street, the president (not sure what his security had to say about it) and all in a lovely shade of brown.

I wish that necrons were cheaper.

**riverhawks32**

Granted then model quality goes down and no matter how much paint is applied, they still look terrible.

I wish that I was able to wish my incorruptible wish.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted you are able to wish your wish.
However, your fingers fell off when you tried to type it and now the world will never know what it was.

I wish I was sat 2 inches to the left.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. Every two inches you move causes you to become two inches smaller. Eventually, you walk yourself out of existence.

I wish for more good BL2 loot.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. Unfortunately your game file becomes corrupt and you have to start from the beginning.

I wish the mods would stop gratuitously banning me.

**snurl**

Granted. You are never banned again no matter what the infraction. But no one else posts here anymore and you are doomed to troll yourself.

I wish the Dwarvenforge Kickstarter hits a million.

**Far Seer**

Granted. However the dwarvenforge guys mess up your order and you get socks and undies in your parcel with no returns and exchanges allowed.

I wish I posted more frequently on my blog.

**blood guard26**

granted. you get addicted and your entire social life crumble around you as you become glued to the chair posting on your blog, only leaving the house to pay centrelink a visit.

I wish i knew what i was doing

**snurl**

Granted. You find yourself being crushed beneath a tank. But you are absolutely certain of what you are doing.

I wish to remember where my extra glue is at.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you remember you slathered it all over your nether regions shortly after sitting on a rather annoyed brown bear.

I wish my classes were a half hour later in the day.

**snurl**

Granted. They are. But nobody told you.

I wish I could remove the cap from this glue.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, it takes you an hour to do it. but when you do finally open it you find the glue is all dried up.

I wish I had more cowbell.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. Unfortunately it is all located in your intestines, and you die of cowbell-induced intestinal rupture.

I wish Capcom would release a new Mega Man game that wasn't a gakky faux-8 bit downloadable title.

**nomsheep**

Granted, it has the best graphics and 3-d in the world. Shame it sucks.

I wish I knew why this thread has lasted this long.

**DeathRex**

Granted, you realize crushing the dreams of others is truly the only way for people to enjoy themselves and it depresses you beyond words can ever hope articulate ...but you still look forward to your next chance at twisting a wish.

I wish I had a Transformer sidekick. Like from the old cartoon shows or recent movies.

**snurl**

Granted. But it steps on your foot.

I wish my answer to the last wish had not been ninja'd.

**nomsheep**

Granted but your answer was so awful the mods closed dakkadakka down for good.

I wish I was Rich.

**wolfmerc**

granted, but you cant find anyone let alone eat or sleep swimming in all of your money.

I wish i was master of ebay and all of its trickery

**snurl**

Granted. You know every Etrick in the book. But you accidentally wind up buying something you were trying to sell, and must still pay the fees.

I wish my cat was happier.

**blood guard26**

Granted. You wake up in the middle of the night to your cat stabbing you in the stomach (with a smile)

I wish i could sleep half my brain and keep the other half awake alternatively like a space marine.

**Malcador**

Wish granted, you now have coma.

I wish i would get up and paint all my orks.

**blood guard26**

Granted. You paint them with water.

I wish for a friendly red sheep.

**snurl**

No. Just no.
I wish you had not wished for that.