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2013/04/15 06:26:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lurking Gaunt
Your childhood.
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Granted, but it's not how you think.
I wish American English was abolished.
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2013/04/15 10:36:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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GR4NTD, N0W 3V3RTH1N8 1S 1S 7337 2P34K.
1 W12H 4 W0R16 W4R.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/15 14:01:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. But the anti-1337 5p33k side wins, and annihilates all "1337 5p33k3r5".
I wish to wish.
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2013/04/15 14:29:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lurking Gaunt
Your childhood.
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Granted, but you can only wish for things to do with tramps.
I wish for North Korea to take over the world.
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2013/04/15 20:23:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you are given a copy of Red Dawn.
I wish for a shave.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/15 23:58:55
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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granted. The person giving you the shave is a serial killer, and slits your throat with the razor immediately afterwards.
I wish video rental stores were popular again
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2013/04/16 02:24:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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 Color Sgt. Kell wrote:granted. The person giving you the shave is a serial killer, and slits your throat with the razor immediately afterwards.
I wish video rental stores were popular again
ahh, so close.
Granted, but they all only have sci-fy original movies in stock.
I wish for a bad joke.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/16 06:27:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have Matt Ward's latest codex.
I wish to drink a cold beer before I go to bed in a few minutes.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/04/16 06:32:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted, but it gives you a heart attack somehow...
I wish for more money!
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2013/04/16 11:25:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you now have 1 octilian WWII Hungarian money.
I wish for...I don't know, a dinosaur to eat me?
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/16 14:43:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. It was painful.
I wish for 100 GBP, at no cost to me, my friends or my family.
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2013/04/16 21:11:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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100 Giant Bull Genitalia coming up...
Ba dum ching.
1 W15H 4 M0R3 7337 5P33K
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2013/04/17 05:28:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get whatever that was but you cant figure it out either.
I wish for clear wishes.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/17 11:14:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, your room is now filled with millions of microscopic needles.
I wish Matt Ward was being eaten by a Kroot.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/17 11:28:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - As kroot can use DNA from what they eat, You've just created Kroot-Ward. He has all the powers of ward fluff while caring even less about fluff writing consequences.
I wish for a new eldar dex to be confirmed as both arriving in july and balanced.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/17 13:57:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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PredaKhaine wrote:Granted - As kroot can use DNA from what they eat, You've just created Kroot-Ward. He has all the powers of ward fluff while caring even less about fluff writing consequences.
I wish for a new eldar dex to be confirmed as both arriving in july and balanced.
Granted. And the rules were even written by Phil Kelly, so you know they're good 
Unfortunately, Matt Ward wrote the fluff. The entire codex turns out to be an abomination.
I wish Matt Ward never existed.
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2013/04/17 22:59:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, now your fluff is the worst in the universe.
I wish I was a sandvich.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/18 06:09:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. With real sand.
I wish for even better stretch goals.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/18 11:10:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you are now taffy.
I wish I had 99 red balloons.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/18 11:14:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted you have 99 red balloons. They were filled with helium, tied to your chair, and you fell asleep and woke up at 15,000ft and rising. You now have to update your location from 'earth (unfortunately)' to 'somewhere over the atlantic'
I wish it was the weekend.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/04/18 11:14:40
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/18 12:12:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, it's now the weekend. By the way, the world ends on Sunday.
I wish I was on a boat.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/18 12:35:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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 jaggedjaw wrote:Granted, it's now the weekend. By the way, the world ends on Sunday.
I wish I was on a boat.
Granted - your boat is made of polystyrene and was also attached to the 99 red balloons.
I wish to eat my lunch.
Location - 
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/18 12:44:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, enjoy you cotton candy made of Cynde and Happiness.
I was I could fly.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/18 12:53:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - You're now a small green ventriloquist dummy called orville...
I wish I could cook.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/18 13:21:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. you cook your house down.
I wish I could divide an orange by the power of negative one...
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2013/04/18 19:29:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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 blood guard26 wrote:granted. you cook your house down.
I wish I could divide an orange by the power of negative one...
Granted. Unfortunately, dividing something by -1 is exactly the same as multiplying it by...1.
You end up with exactly the same amount of orange as before.
I wish I could convincingly crossdress.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/04/18 20:56:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are the best looking thing ever nailed to a cross.
I wish I could eat today.
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2013/04/18 21:11:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Squigsquasher wrote:I wish I could convincingly crossdress.
snurl wrote:Granted. You are the best looking thing ever nailed to a cross.
Sigged. That is pure win.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/04/19 03:05:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. you can eat today, and only today.
I wish to congratulate squigsquasher on corrupting my wish
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2013/04/19 06:14:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Gunblaze West
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Granted, now magically he retracts his corruption
I wish i finished my homework instead of posting on dakka
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 Kilkrazy wrote:We moderators often make unwise decisions on Friday afternoons.
 kestril wrote: Page 1: New guard topic
Page 2: FW debate
Page 3: Ailaros and Peregrine fight. TO THE DEATH
I swear I think those two have a hate-crush on each other sometimes.
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