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2013/05/07 02:49:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is. Its called Road of Skulls. But you cannot find it anywhere.
I wish Gotrek & Felix was a movie.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/05/08 14:08:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. It only has one showing in a theater in Antartica.
I wish they'd fix the power here.
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 13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts  Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/09 08:08:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. there is a fine problem free nuclear reactor chugging away in your basement.
I wish for daylight.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/12 12:47:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You are now also a vampire.
I wish I had an internal organ that gives me free Wi-fi with unlimited speed.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/12 13:26:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but it also gives you cancer.
I wish that I could play poker against claptrap.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/12 15:48:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted. Claptrap turns out to be the name of the world's best poker player.
I wish for an Ork Mekboy to enter Scrapheap Challenge.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/12 15:48:57
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/05/14 19:46:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, but too bad the show was cancelled before the episode could air.
I wish this summer doesn't get over 80* Fahrenheit.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm  (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow  (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/15 02:14:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, the widespread ecological disruption this causes, ends the world.
I wish for one ton of fan mail.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/15 14:58:08
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ground Crew
Central Scotland
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Granted, it's not fan mail for you, instead it's from Twilight fans who want to discuss each and every detail of the books. Forever.
I wish I owned my own wargames company.
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I am serious and stop calling me Shirley! |
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2013/05/15 23:39:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, it's a flash-clone of Game's Workshop. Good luck working that out.
I wish for potato.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/15 23:40:24
13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/16 02:27:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a potato. Children keep pushing plastic eyes and noses into your face.
I wish today had not had to happen.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/16 05:12:10
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it didn't have to happen. But it did anyway just for lolz.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/16 05:12:21
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/16 06:31:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a healthy statue.
I wish I never have to go through a day like yesterday again.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/16 13:21:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted, it was the night you will never remember (anyone get that reference?) you are also now married...
I wish that heath ledger hadn't died.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/16 13:23:03
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2013/05/16 18:56:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. He just quit, changed his name, and retired to a tropical paradise.
I wish nobody is as sad as I was yesterday.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/16 20:46:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, they are even sadder.
I wish that I could type at 203895723908679867595879087 words per second.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/16 20:53:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You can only type and read in wingdings though.
I wish I wasn't such a potato.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/17 01:57:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, you are now a carrot.
I wish I was a rabbit.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/17 02:04:16
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you become a very tasty rabbit. mmmmmm, rabbit 
I wish the quarter was over 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/17 11:51:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The quarter is over and you did not notice. .However, your grades did.
I wish for new adventures.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/17 18:32:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, you are now the Space core.
I wish I was the Space Core.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/17 20:06:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. Your first act as Space Core is to explode. Good day.
I wish for potato salad.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/17 20:06:53
13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/17 23:20:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. A frozen two pound container of potato salad slams you offside the head. It was launched from a skunk catapult a mile away.
I wish the rabbit would leave Mrs. Snurl's flowers alone.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/05/18 02:49:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. Now it has taken to making loud noises at night and moving household objects at random.
I wish I had a microwave and protective headwear to enjoy aforementioned potato salad.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/18 13:30:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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granted, only you discover it is poisoned.
I wish for SPACE.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/05/18 14:27:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You are launched into the cold vacuum of space; you die in seconds.
I wish for perfectly safe and delicious fish fillet.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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2013/05/18 15:42:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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Granted but the fish fillet is out of your price range.
I wish my cat liked me.
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 The Black Hand
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2013/05/18 16:19:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, and he brings several 100 of his friends to enjoy your company as well.
I wish paints were cheaper.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2013/05/18 16:48:01
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, unfortunately Brushes now cost $1000 apiece.
I wish I was a seller of said brushes.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/18 16:48:18
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/05/18 17:01:17
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Grey Templar wrote:Granted, unfortunately Brushes now cost $1000 apiece.
I wish I was a seller of said brushes.
Granted. However, they cost $999 to make, and nobody buys any. You ordered over 10,000 of them.
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