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2013/07/26 09:18:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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 snurl wrote:Granted. You are now a Hamster living in a cage. Sometimes your exercise wheel gets stuck.
I wish to know how to make water balloon land mines.
Granted but you step on them.
I wish I had been born female.
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2013/07/26 11:57:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, In 1490.
I wish this stupid Grumman F3F-1 model would quit fighting me.
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2013/07/26 22:23:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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 ChaoticMind wrote:Granted, In 1490.
I wish this stupid Grumman F3F-1 model would quit fighting me.
Granted but now it Swears at you repeatadly
I wish more chaos marines would be shown with the half face MkVII helmets[ the one the Ravening sergeant form DV wears], if only so I could make Bane referances.
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2013/07/26 23:07:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. But now everybody hates bane so extremely that the mere mention of his name will send anyone on the planet into a violent rampage.
I wish for Torchlight 3
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2013/07/27 02:54:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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 sing your life wrote: ChaoticMind wrote:Granted, In 1490.
I wish this stupid Grumman F3F-1 model would quit fighting me.
Granted but now it Swears at you repeatadly
I wish more chaos marines would be shown with the half face MkVII helmets[ the one the Ravening sergeant form DV wears], if only so I could make Bane referances.
I' LL TAKE IT!
@Overlord Thraka
Granted, your brain literally explodes 2.74962 seconds after it is announced. You are now dead and cant get it in the afterlife.
I wish the Nazis hadn't added bad connotations to grey peaked officer's caps.
Grogan durn Nazi dip squigs.
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2013/07/27 05:29:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Instead they added the image of Sophie the Succubus.
You are banned for being a nazi.
I wish for 5 gallons of black paint.
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2013/07/27 08:28:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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snurl wrote:Granted. Instead they added the image of Sophie the Succubus.
You are banned for being a nazi.
I wish for 5 gallons of black paint.
Granted but it's all enamel paint.
I wish for a meltagun.
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2013/07/27 11:40:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Granted but its a meltagun vibrator
I wish for war and stuff
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2013/07/27 12:48:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but you are consripted and spend the rest of your [short life] in a muddy tranch waiting for artiellary to kill you.
I wish for an 8th HP book.
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2013/07/27 13:19:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terrifying Doombull
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(Woooooo noting like dying young ina war!)
Granted but its the erotical version of HP.
I wish for more crazy shenganigangs in Norwegian politics
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2013/07/27 18:10:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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 Trondheim wrote:(Woooooo noting like dying young ina war!)
Granted but its the erotical version of HP.
I wish for more crazy shenganigangs in Norwegian politics
Granted but the governmant turns to facism and starts a nuclear war. And you get consripted to fight in it  .
I wish I had a penguin.
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2013/07/27 19:03:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, it is Pen-Pen. He tears your liver out with his claws and takes it home to Misato.
I wish that the Fraulein Revoltech stands weren't so goddamn useless.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/28 02:17:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. Now they're just plain useless
I wish for Age of Empires 4
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2013/07/28 06:08:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But it plays like Zork: Nemesis.
I wish for something original.
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2013/07/28 19:29:11
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but it's the original sin.
i wish for pancakes [that aren't stuck to the pan  ].
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2013/07/29 01:29:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Stacks of pancakes everywhere, but not a drop of syrup or butter to be found for miles around.
I wish for some cheeseburgers.
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2013/07/29 18:26:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. The cheese is Stinking Bishop that's been left in a leather tanning workshop for a month, and the beef is actually horse.
I wish I had somewhere good to display my various figures and Transformers.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/29 21:03:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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So its a normal burger then? Granted - My house. Then I move house and don't tell you.. mwahahaha! I wish masterpiece soundwave was out in uk toys'r'us now - I'm sick of waiting.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/07/29 21:22:15
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/07/29 21:14:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Unfortunately he turns out to be the real Soundwave and he calls the |Decepticons over. The world is taken over 2 days later.
I wish I knew how to get my old Spore account on my new computer (I'm re-downloading it off the disc on my new PC now, but I don't know if I can "pick up where I left off" Steam-style. I think you can, it would be silly if you couldn't....)
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/29 23:27:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. You know how. Then you forget
I wish for Mechcommander 3
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2013/07/30 08:25:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Mech Commander number 3 shows up at your house and boy is he mad.
I wish for an iPad.
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2013/07/30 08:57:18
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Granted. Unfortunately, it's a Helicopter iPad and you get crushed as a result.
I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2013/07/30 13:25:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Granted. It goes so terribly right that you wish you hadn't wished that.
I wish they use cartoons for Code Lyoko again so I could actually watch it without seeing how terrible it has become.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/07/30 21:50:38
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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granted but they're drawn really badly.
I wish for pancakes [that aren't stuck to the pan] with maple syrup.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/07/30 21:50:50
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2013/07/30 22:09:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Granted, the pancakes are stuck inside the maple syrup jar.
I wish Craigslist had some better deals on warhammer 40k
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2013/07/31 02:15:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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granted, It's all for space marines built with hot glue and covered in massive amounts of blue paint.
I wish being head of logistics for a con weren't as bad for my sanity.
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2013/07/31 02:40:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The Shoggoths that follow you drive you so insane that you forget all about the con.
I wish more people knew the truth about Cthulhu.
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2013/07/31 09:08:06
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but the truth is that he's a puppy. Thousands commit suicide out of disapointment.
I wish I knew the thuum [like in Skyrim]
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2013/08/01 04:52:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. If you ever run into a dragon you'll have lots to talk about before being eaten.
I wish more people would support: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironmaskminiatures/iron-mask-miniatures-dwarf-musketeers
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2013/08/01 19:00:08
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Granted but I think they are Low-quality sculpts and consquently start a campaign against them.
Wish for pancakes[ that aren't stuck to the pan/ inside the maple syrup jar] and maple syrup.
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