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**Largeblastmarker**

Granted! Now find them.

I wish... for balanced codii!

**marrowick**

Granted. But I have no idea what that is so I drop a spiked 1,000 ton weight on you instead.

I wish that I never have not enough money to pay my bills and any other expenses the majoraty of the world pay plus 300 dollar income each week.

**snurl**

Granted. As long as you keep playing Monopoly.

I wish walls were easier to build.

**grayshadow87**

Granted. They are also much more prone to falling apart though, due to being constructed out of bubblegum and cheap cardboard.

I wish someone would drop a 1,000-pound spiked ball on me, crushing me instantly. (Yeah, try to corrupt that).

**Desubot**

Granted, you don't die but you are pinned in place for eternity

I wish i had a monkey paw

**grayshadow87**

Granted. It's has been stapled to your face and then reinforced with a roofing nail lodged in your skull.

I wish that I could be paid for being the neighborhood arsonist.

**snurl**

Granted. Unfortunately for you its part of a police sting operation to catch you accepting money for arson, you are framed and incarcerated for the rest of your days.

I wish for a better nail gun.

**sing your life**

granted but it has a habit of going off at random moments. That random moment is when you are having a quick look down the barrel to see if it's clean

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I wish for Horus heresy miniatures in plastic.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a fine collection of metal Horus Heresy miniatures encased in a three foot cube of solid plastic.

I wish for speedy delivery.

**sing your life**

Wish granted. As soon as you click the buy button the delivary truck smashes straight into your house.

I wish Matt Ward would have the decency to insert a running chainsaw/sword into Tom Kirby's Posterior.

**Desubot**

Granted, it is silicon and vibrates and the mental image is now burned into your retinas

I wish for more coffee

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. You drown in the boiling brown liquid.

I wish for pie and chips.

**Desubot**

Granted here is a cow pie and some wood chips.

I wish i had the portal gun from portal

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. It comes in a canister of neurotoxin.

I wish they would make squid Girl season 3.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but the total running time for the season is four seconds, and it is declared that no further seasons will be made.

I wish I knew what Squid Girl is.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. Squid Girl is a comedic anime series about a vengeful squid who takes on semi-human form to punish humanity for polluting the seas. Unfortunately for her, she is not very good at punishing, given that she is A: Very cute, and B: rather easily distracted (and quite a softy when it comes down to it). After she breaks a hole in the wall of a local cafe, the owners put her to work as a waitress. Whilst they are initially hostile to one another, Squid Girl soon becomes something close to a member of the family. Each episode is split into 3 parts, in each of which Squid Girl and co embark on various misadventures, from celebrating Tanabata to visiting a fairground, amongst other things. It's a great series, but for the love of god, watch it in Japanese with subtitles. The dub is...awful.

(That's all true. No corruptions!)

I wish .flow would work without changing my system's Locale.

**AlmightyWalrus**

Granted, you are eaten by Ceiling Cat though.

I wish you'd never give me up, let me down, turn around or desert me.

**snurl**

Granted. You two are now congenitally joined at the hip and share most of your digestive tract. Ah, togetherness.

I wish for less bills.

**Riho**

Granted. Your taxes are raised to a ridiculous height.

I wish I could meet Jeff Bridges.

**grayshadow87**

Granted, but he hates you and stabs you to death.

I wish I could meet Jeff Daniels.

**snurl**

Granted. You also meet his brother Jack and then forget all about meeting Jeff.

I wish for faster progress.

**sing your life**

Wish granted. Faster progress to armegaddon.

Largeblastmarker wrote:
Granted! Now find them.

They're under my bed

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EDIT: I wish for a new Skaven army book.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a brand new 5th edition Skaven army book.

I wish Jezzails were easier to find.

**church_ex**

granted. they are easier to find but is in Australia (actually at my local games workshop they have 3 boxes out on shelf's and a lot more in the back)

i wish for a none violent none exploding puppy

**Desubot**

Granted here is your passive imploding puppy

I wish for avocado ice cream with maple bacon crisp on top.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, its made with moldy year old avocado, cheap nasty tofu maple bacon crisps and is served in a cone made of "ocean breeze" (salted rotten fish).
Enjoy

I wish I weren't so lazy.

**snurl**

Granted. You are suddenly energetic while trying to avoid millions of flesh eating ants.

I wish for a better paint sprayer.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you have the best paint sprayer ever, it can handle any paint and applies it evenly. However all you can find for paint is super thick textured latex paint that costs 3.4296 trillion dollars per 1/32 milliliter.

I wish there was a dead skunk in the middle of the road at maximum stink.

**snurl**

Granted. And its right in front of your house too.

I wish about 20 gallons of flat black Latex housepaint would suddenly appear.

**Desubot**

Granted its all over the living room, in the sink, and all over the carpet.

I wish for a manta