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Granted, but your cookies are laced with cocaine, you become addicted, indebted to Colombian druglords, and a video of your head being chopped off with a chainsaw is found on the shadier side of the internet.
here let me make your wish for you then corrupt it. ACTUALLY, Im going to corrupt my own wish in wishing to write a wish for you so im not actually going to write anything for you at all ill just write down a different wish.
I wish the person who corrupts this wish turns into a monkey.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
Granted. First I give you a job as a GW representative, Then I promote you to head rep for the internet and it becomes your job to explain all of GW's decisions to the general public on forums.
I wish for an interesting corruption to happen to both myself and the next poster.
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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
Granted but it is so interesting a computer geek sees it copies it and then deletes the post so nobody else will ever see it again.
I wish a functioning death star with a crew under my control that was just the one in the movies except that it could actually do all those things and it wasn't just a prop..
Granted - its just like the one in the film. Complete with a Jedi cat flap in the back. Its blown up roughly 4 seconds after you take delivery - sold as seen too.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
Granted - The pen changes color to match the color of the surface you are writing on.
I wish my lawn would stay short.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Granted - But due to a misread you now have Premonitions ... of yourself eating waffles.... just after you order them.
I wish I was at Gen Con.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
Stop bleeding and fight back! 
Heresy Blam! 
ing good eating then causes head asplosions.
