corrupt a wish!

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**sing your life**

No wish. A terrorist rapes you with a chainsword.

I wish I was a dragon.

**Rotary**

Granted

I wish I lived in a better neighborhood.

**Selym**

Granted. The imperium sends you to live on Ultramar, one of the IOM's shining gems.

Unfortunately, you are unable to get a job quick enough, and are enlisted into the IG

I wish that I was a Plague Marine of Nurgle

**snurl**

Granted. But you are not filthy enough and wind up on permanent KP.

I wish this paint would dry faster.

**Selym**

Granted. It dries onto the paintbrush as you put it in.

I wish for three wishes in my next post

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, your first wish suffers a glitch and is changed to I wish I would die, it happens, your second wish is stolen by your dog (If you think you don't have a dog your wrong) and is ftyygtbhgdfxfgv fg cfgcfgfbhyfgcgbcv bvffgcv b bvcv, which is interpreted as master return now? its fulfilled, finally you can go about life as usual and make your 3rd wish.

I wish Selym would make his 3rd wish: "I wish I were a Daemonettes' unwilling pet and were tortured every 37.1429655894 seconds."

**helgrenze**

Granted. He wishes you were a Daemonette's unwilling pet, but she hates math and just tortures you every 30 seconds.

I wish work wasn't such a soul sucking experience.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, it drains your body as well as your soul, and your mind doesn't fare much better.

I wish my models would paint themselves to a reasonable table top quality.

**snurl**

Granted. Reasonable quality for any kindergarden tabletop. Some even have flowers and bunnies on thier standards.
I wish the Steelers would stop losing football games.

**Selym**

snurl wrote:
Granted. Reasonable quality for any kindergarden tabletop. Some even have flowers and bunnies on thier standards.
I wish the Steelers would stop losing football games.

Granted. They become an Ork horde. They never loose again, but they turn the game into Blood Bowl.

I wish to be on the Ork side

**snurl**

Granted. You are their Water Grot. The team delights in drowning you in tubs of Gatorade.

I wish the Steelers would just win a game.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, they win a game of curling.

I wish I could transform my arm into whatever I needed - and that it was a magical transformation, not some icky biological thing (for example, my arm turning into a proper grappling hook NOT firing a bit of my elbow off somewhere and using veins for rope...)

**sing your life**

granted, but you can't transform yo arm back.

I wish That if I touched an object whilst saying "magic!" it wouyld turn into platinum.

**Selym**

sing your life wrote:
granted, but you can't transform yo arm back.

I wish That if I touched an object whilst saying "magic!" it would turn into platinum.

Granted. Sadly, you also develop a neurological problem that forces you to randomly shout "magic!" at especially inopportune moments.
*looks at your crotch* You may want to be on the safe side, and not touch anything down there.

I wish for this wish to be uncorrupted, and benefit me in some way.

**marrowick**

Granted the benefit is that your wasn't corrupted.

**Rotary**

No wish.

Every corrupted wish here now effects you also.

I wish i had a better memory.

**snurl**

Granted. You have HD quality flashbacks of your infancy.

I wish I had not eaten at Taco Bell.

**Selym**

Granted. You ate from a pre-standards KFC. Enjoy the gut-wrenching pain as the "food" tried to escape you through seven (or eight) different holes (count them).

I wish to have fun

**snurl**

Granted. You have fun all the time in your padded cell.

I wish Taco Bell wasn't so tasty.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I've burned your taste buds out so nothing will ever be tasty again.

I wish to be outside with nice weather.

**Selym**

Granted. Human flesh, however is. Especially your own.

I wish to laugh!

**snurl**

Granted Selym is outside laughing at Predakhaine and they both get hit by a bus.

I wish Ninjas weren't quite so quick

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted, they are beyond quick and slice you in halve before you can blink twice.

I wish for Plasticard

**marrowick**

Granted. Later you find out it was made out of you credit cards.

**Grey Templar**

No wish. You are forced to assemble a thousand metal thunderfire cannons using nothing but bubble gum.

I wish I could video tape that exercise in futility.

**sing your life**

Granted, but the video makes you realise how futile and weak man is, you are driven to suicide.

I wish for porn based on Fire Emblem awakening.

**snurl**

Granted. But it is done in claymation and many key frames are missing. And its a musical sung in latin.

I wish for wishes to corrupt that wern't half corrupt already.

**Niexist**

Granted, all wishes from now on will be fully corrupted.

I wish for Marrowick to stop screwing up the game by posting answers and no new wish.

**Selym**

Granted, but the extra reading we must do causes all of our eyes to fall out. (thanks a bunch).

I wish to have my eyes back!

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, your eyes are in your back.

I wish I had a card for my wife for our wedding anniversary.