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**PredaKhaine**

Granted,however we corral you back into your starting trap before you get chance to run amok and we make you run for our amusement. As you're a demon, we decide you don't need to stop ever - your feet wear away from too much running and we make you run around on the stumps. When those are gone, you have to use your hands. When those are gone, we fire your torso into the glue factory. Demons make good glue. Apparently.

I wish I could become invisible whenever I liked with no downsides.

**Selym**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted,however we corral you back into your starting trap before you get chance to run amok and we make you run for our amusement. As you're a demon, we decide you don't need to stop ever - your feet wear away from too much running and we make you run around on the stumps. When those are gone, you have to use your hands. When those are gone, we fire your torso into the glue factory. Demons make good glue. Apparently.

I wish I could become invisible whenever I liked with no downsides.

Granted. There are only upsides. Like with that hot coffee, and that guy walked into you while you were invisible, and the 100*c coffee went upside your face

I wish to watch this incident happen

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I'm still invisible though, so you don't see anything and all you hear is me swearing.

I wish Selym ate all his clothes.

**Selym**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted - I'm still invisible though, so you don't see anything and all you hear is me swearing.

I wish Selym ate all his clothes.

Granted, but I am wearing roast chicken at the time - Lady Gaga style - and I thoroughly enjoy myself

I wish I had some gravy for this chicken.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you're up to your neck in a bath of gravy. Its alright, but then someone puts bovril in it. And Marmite. And Bisto - the net effect is the gracy ends up solid and you end up encased in ~~carbonite~~ gravynite for the next few hundred years.
When you finally get free, you find that apes have taken over the world...

I wish your chicken clothes were more like lady gaga's outfits. Raw.

**sing your life**

granted, but they're so bright you go blind and mad.

I wish for a gun.

**marrowick**

Granted. You get a gun in the face.

**sing your life**

No wish. I get a gun in the face, but I duck and you get shot instead.

I wish I was a dragon.

**Rotary**

Granted

Spoiler:

I wish for a great 40k movie series with a solid plot that battles through all the races. Something we would all want to watch.

**Selym**

Rotary wrote:
Granted

Spoiler:

I wish for a great 40k movie series with a solid plot that battles through all the races. Something we would all want to watch.

Granted. The plans were drawn up. But GW yet again fails to understand its consumer base and how to capitalise in its IP, and remakes it into a david cameron style action movie with watered down fluff, female SM love interests, and the only enemy is some kind of gangster drug-dealer who hates love because his wife divorced him.
The DVD of the film is £75, and there is a premium edition with a free poster and nothing else special for £175.

I wish GW would actually learn to understand modern technology, its consumer base, and how to best use its IP.

**snurl**

Granted. Hell freezes over. The dead now walk the earth. Thanks.

I wish for about eight yards of dinosaur hide.

**marrowick**

Granted. you have 8 yards of metal dinosaur hide replica pile n top of you.

**KommissarKiln**

No wish. A mecha-tyrannosaur (minus those 8 yards of hide), is out for the blood of whoever stole a section of his precious skin (you). He has a power klaw and eye laser just like Yarrick, except TYRANNOSAUR.

I wish I could watch the real Yarrick hunt you down himself then eat the heretical, copycat mecha-tyrannosaur for a nice battlefield brunch.

**KommissarKiln**

Double post. Previous wish still stands.

**Selym**

Granted. However, Yarrick also manages to take over the entire planet, and calls in the IOM (turns out we are a lost colony of the IOM), and planet earth becomes rules by tyrants.

I wish to become a commissar for the IG.

**marrowick**

Granted. But I don't know what a commissar is so I'll just save time and make you the Janitor.

I wish I was Abadddon.

**Selym**

Granted. But, as usual, you manage to fail in many hilarious ways, and never succeed. Also, you sometimes lose your arms

I wish to be the most powerful psyker in the universe!

**Rotary**

Granted but you are badly injured in a rebellion and spend the rest of eternity inside the golden throne. On a sad note, our technology has not advanced to the level of the imperium.

I wish my kid would sleep the entire night.

**Selym**

Granted, thanks to a coma.

I wish for Pi to be edible

**Largeblastmarker**

granted, but the number goes on forever so you eventualy get diabetes trying to finish it.

I wish for real life space marines who will obey my commands (and force gw iinto dropping their prices)

**Selym**

Granted. Chaos Space Marines. Of Nurgle.
Hf w/that

I wish to be one of those lucky nurgle marines

**snurl**

Granted. You are about three inches tall and made of Finecast. Then the dog chews you up.

I wish for a big tent.

**Selym**

Granted. Its canvas spans 1024 acres, and you need to put it up all by yourself, on pain of eternal torture.

I wish to be that tent.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a huge tent that needs to be put up. Elephants walk all over you in the process. You also get ripped.
I wish for some clowns, to go with my tent.

**Selym**

Granted. Murder clowns from Slaanesh. (Yakety sax is played as they chase you in/around/across/over/through the tent, much to our amusement).

I wish to be one of those clowns.

**marrowick**

Granted. But you specialize in falling on your face and getting trampled on by elephants.

**Selym**

No wish - Slaanesh tortures and rapes you with murder clowns for all eternity!

**Grey Templar**

No wish, you are also tortured by Slannesh and raped by murder clowns for all eternity!

I wish for Cake.

**Selym**

Granted. Cyanide cake.

I wish to be the cyanide.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, I feed the cake laced with Selym Cyanide to Snurl.

I wish I had some more Cyanide.