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Granted, inside you.

I wish I was a dragon.

Granted. You're a dragon. Made of lead and nearly a foot tall, when your neck and wings havn't fallen off due to not being pinned properly when you were assembled. You sit on a shelf gathering dust.

I wish for some more blacklights.

Granted, your car headlights are now blacklights. You get pulled over for this on the way home from the bar and receive a dui.

I wish there were less ghetto people and rednecks in the world.

Granted. You are now the only person left in the world.

No Wish. You are left in suspence. Always looking over your shoulder, never knowing when, or how, corruption will strike.

I wish for some fries.

Granted. You get some fried poo. I wish I could find my white dwarf.

Granted - you find your white dwarf, its outside your front door.
You went to get it but got locked out.
You forgot to put any clothes on.

I wish for it to start snowing.

Granted. It's a new ice age!

No wish. Some blood ravens cut off your limbs and torment you by drving rhinos around you.

I wish I could turn into a dragon.

 sing your life wrote:
No wish. Some blood ravens cut off your limbs and torment you by drving rhinos around you.

I wish I could turn into a dragon.

Granted, you are a METHUL BAWKS dragon (some kind of 40k alien aircraft), and get regularly penetrated by anti-air fire.

I wish to be a METHUL BAWKS!

Granted, but a scimitar jetbike penetrates you with its multi-melta.

I wish for a small piece of cheese.

Granted. It is hidden inside a giant METHUL BAWKS! You must find it in this 24,000 sq km Methul Bawks.

I wish for more METHUL BAWKSES!

Granted: GW/PP/Spartan/Mantic/poison of choice release a model that any army can take. It is literally a tiny lump of pewter in the shape of a wedge of cheese called METHUL BAWKSES!. It's a special edition that costs $50 for a gram of pewter and you decide this is insane and don't buy it. A week later you find out its a 1pt model with a perfect stat line and has 2 special rules: you opponent must remove 1/2 their army (by number of models, rounding up) from the board each turn and that it can't be removed for any reason. Your opponents won't let you proxy it and you can't buy one anywhere.

I wish I could actually write the f ing papers I'm supposed to for my composition class not just random tidbits.

Granted. You write them and they are perfect. Your instructor fails you because they are too perfect, and must have been copied from the interwebz.

I wish no one else ever wishes for METHUL BAWKSES.

Granted. No-one ever does. Everyone wishes for nukes instead. I wish for a nuke.

Granted, it blows up in your face.

I wish I could turn into a dragon.

Granted. You turn into a dragon...fly.

I wish I could punch a bear.

Granted. But in Soviet Russia, bear punch you! (You're in soviet russia now).

I wish to be russian for 5 seconds.

Granted. You are punched by a bear.

I wish Suda 51 released his games for PC

Granted, but they're terrible ports.

I wish I could turn into a dragon.

Granted, you turn into a 2" tall dragon and promptly get eaten buy a passing cat.

I wish for no wish to be repeated.

Granted. But you are stuck inside an indestructible METHUL BAWKS!

I wish to be that Methul Bawks.

Granted, You're made of that metal that melts at just below human body temperature. PredaKhaine escapes and returns with 50 gallons of gas/petrol, fills you with it and lights it up.

I wish for more chained wishes where I can make a previous corruption not so bad. (Like releasing PredaKhaine from Selym!)

 ChaoticMind wrote:
Granted, You're made of that metal that melts at just below human body temperature. PredaKhaine escapes and returns with 50 gallons of gas/petrol, fills you with it and lights it up.

I wish for more chained wishes where I can make a previous corruption not so bad. (Like releasing PredaKhaine from Selym!)

Granted, you are chained to a wall, while slaaneshi daemons commit horiffict acts upon you

I wish to be a daemonette

Granted but your one of the new ugly ones

I wish to be a shape shifter that could turn into ANYTHING without limit. I can do it easily by thinking which form i wish to take and they're all full size and I keep my own mind.

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
Granted but your one of the new ugly ones

I wish to be a shape shifter that could turn into ANYTHING without limit. I can do it easily by thinking which form i wish to take and they're all full size and I keep my own mind.

Granted, however, due to your regular animalization of yourself you begin to lose your sanity. You eventually end up as a stray, mindless dog in china.

I wish to eat that dog!

Granted. But as it is actually a human, you go insane with guilt. I wish it was my birthday now.

Granted, but no-one knows it's your birthday, you get no presents.

I wish for fried chicken.

Granted. But I kind of ate it.

No wish.
The moderators tie a ball and chain to your testicles and throw it out the window every time you post with out a wish. That includes all forums on the internet and any other threads on dakka.

I wish i could get one more als call today and have it go super easy.