corrupt a wish!

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**Selym**

Here you go, it's a flying metal pole that constantly insists on trying to hit you on the head.

I wish to be this pole

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You are a pole. I wish that I didn't have school tomorrow.

**Selym**

Granted, the school, along with the surrounding 25 mile radius of land, is destroyed in a nuclear blast

I wish that the US government wasn't so fething slowed.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, the Obama and all subsequent administrations embrace fascism, executing slackers and anyone else deemed detrimental to the union, editing our bill of rights just like the MODS WHO WILL HAVE US EDETID!!1!
(Please, please understand that that's a sarcastic inside joke)

I wish everyone was required to read the thread where Dakka fascism originated.

**Selym**

Granted, but not a single person understands what the feth is going on.

I wish for a wishy wish that will wish all the other wishes into wishing wishdom.

**snurl**

Granted. They are required, but quickly their attention turns to Youtube cartoons and DAKKA's membership dwindles.

I wish to visit more Halloween Attractions.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You visit more Halloween attractions, as a real ghost.
I wish that I had more money.

**snurl**

Granted. A few skids of coins fall from a freight airliner, through your roof, and your head.

I wish for a good sized pumpkin.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, however the neighbourhood yobs break into your house and steal it.

I wish Dakka Dakka was more like real life.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. The world is now broken into WFB/40k/LotR/other games based on the size of each forum, and trolls and internet fights are commonplace out in the streets. People have to fight off Nids or Orcs or other nasties every day of the week, as well as comment on how well they were painted and review their list composition after fending the intruding forces off their lawns. (Feth! I just put in new rosebushes where that Trygon burrowed up!). The governments are all fascist.

EDIT: I misinterpreted your wish, but making real life more like Dakka would still make Dakka more like real life anyways. This made it more interesting of a corruption.

I wish I lived in that world.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you are encased inside one of the Dakka Dakka servers.

I wish upon a star.

**snurl**

Granted. The star hears your wish and pats you on the head with a tremendous flare.

I wish pumpkins lasted longer.

**helgrenze**

Granted... they last forever.... in your colon.

I wish Jeremy Clarkson would drive a Yugo.

**snurl**

Granted. He drives it straight across your feet. And doesn't even slow down.

I wish I knew what was going on.

**sing your life**

Granted, You're being forced to watch episodes of barney the dinosaur.

I wish I was more muscular.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you have an extremely muscular head and neck.

I wish they would hurry up with AoT season 2.

**sing your life**

Granted but it is AWFUL.

I wish I was an amazing painter.

[I don't mind if I become an amazing flatwork painter]

**Overlord Thraka**

Granted. Your amazingly bad

I wish for a 2 foot cube of polystyrene foamboard

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. You are stuck inside it.

I wish I could level up faster in Final fantasy XIV: A Real Reborn.

**Desubot**

Granted but the enemy scale twice as fast

I wish to go home and pick up Boarder lands 2 game of the year addition right now.

**sing your life**

Double post.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you head fills with ideas until you are unable to tell any of them apart. The ideas breed more ideas until eventually you have nothing but ideas oozing out of your head.

I wish for a decent cup of Arabian wine.

**KommissarKiln**

Granted. The cup has exquisite detail and patterns etched into it. The wine tastes awful (probably from the cyanide).

I wish you could corrupt your own wish

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, but the corruptions aren't very funny.

I wish my neck felt better.

**Selym**

Granted. It now can never hurt. Because you're dead.

I wish to own a real-life baneblade!

**Desubot**

Granted but the instructions are in some strange gothic latin that cannot be translated. you have 30min to move your new bane blade off the handicap spot.

10min

5min

you baneblade has now been impounded.

I wish i knew what my corrupted wish was before the double post.

**snurl**

Granted. But you forgot it right away.

I wish to finish painting my Mimics tonight.

**Rotary**

Granted but you stay up late to finish the work and fall asleep towards the end. While sleeping you knock over a bottle of paint on them which drys. Congratulations you have to start over tomorrow.

I wish for a good nights sleep

**Selym**

Rotary wrote:
Granted but you stay up late to finish the work and fall asleep towards the end. While sleeping you knock over a bottle of paint on them which drys. Congratulations you have to start over tomorrow.

I wish for a good nights sleep

Oh, look, hell still hasn't frozen over! :-D

I wish that I never have to work again!

**snurl**

Granted. You are frozen in Carbonite indefinetly.

I wish I could play a guitar.