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**welshhoppo**

Granted, you spent the rest of your life in the backing band of Miley Cyrus.

I wish my bed was warmer.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. You just wet the bed and it got slighlty warmer but not enough, so I've just set the bed on fire so its lots warmer.

I wish for you to win a game of 40k with your bearers of the word.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, I actually have won a game but only when allied with another guy playing Chaos Daemons.

I wish for Christmas to come early so that I can have more socks.

**Selym**

granted, you get an army of evil socks for xmas. They insist on trying to choke you to death

I wish to be more motivated

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, You are inspired by the voices in your head to kill everyone. Thankfully a meteor decides to be your friend and lands on your head killing you. You are remembered as a highly forgettable human rather than a mass murderer.

I wish for POTATO.

**Selym**

Granted! SPUD GUN FIGHT!!!*

*With entire potatoes

I wish for bullet proof armour

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you are covered in bullet proof armour. Then you take a potato to the knee and you have to retire.

I wish for an interesting corruption, that takes a while to read.

**Desubot**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted - you are covered in bullet proof armour. Then you take a potato to the knee and you have to retire.

I wish for an interesting corruption, that takes a while to read.

loop:
; Granted
jmp loop

I wish to be better at green stuff sculpting.

**Selym**

Granted. However, it turns out that you've become addicted to it, and you spend the rest of your life sculpting green stuff, and only stopping to eat, drink and get more green stuff.

I wish that the warp was real!

**welshhoppo**

Granted, however you forget to activate your Gellar Field and you end up being a handmaiden of Slaanesh.

I wish more films had better endings.

**Selym**

welshhoppo wrote:
Granted, however you forget to activate your Gellar Field and you end up being a handmaiden of Slaanesh.

I wish more films had better endings.

I actually want that corruption to happen

Granted, but the rest of the movie sucks so bad that you always leave part way through.

I wish for the preceding corruption to happen to me

**KommissarKiln**

Granted, the number of moves you watch to 2/3 through before leaving spikes dramatically. Including one starring you as a handmaiden of Slaanesh.

I wish for a pet Carnifex trained not to kill at least me. Others, I'm not so concerned about.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, he is trained not to kill you. But he accidentally sits on you and you are just as dead anyway.

I wish there was more time during the week.

**snurl**

Granted. You never sleep. Now you have all kinds of time.

I wish for a pumpkin catapult.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you haven't got any pumpkins to fire from it.

I wish I could fly.

**Desubot**

Granted but MAY not as ground control wont give you permission to take off.

I wish when i had a alarm clock that would instantly wake me up with no haze, fully dressed and ready for the day when i hit the snooze.

**Selym**

Desubot wrote:
Granted but MAY not as ground control wont give you permission to take off.

I wish when i had a alarm clock that would instantly wake me up with no haze, fully dressed and ready for the day when i hit the snooze.

Granted. It also controls every aspect of your life. And it gets a bit rapey sometimes...

I wish to be a daemonette of Slaanesh

**Trondheim**

Granted, with no other things happen to you

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I wish for a hearth that was not broken, and a mind that was healthy

**welshhoppo**

Granted, the hearth works fine and so does your mind as you slowly burn to death inside it's iron cage......

I wish for recommendations of doom metal bands.

**marrowick**

Granted. You get a ton of recommendations. all the bad ones.

**helgrenze**

No Wish.... You have to listen to all of the above recommended bands to weed out the few good ones.... you lose your hearing as your eardrums burst, the last thing you heard was among the worst ever made.

I wish for a good football game tonight.

**KommissarKiln**

Grey Templar wrote:
Granted, he is trained not to kill you. But he accidentally sits on you and you are just as dead anyway.

I could not die a happier death. Carnifexes... They grow up so quickly. I love you too, Sparky.

Granted. The best football game in history takes place tonight, but it was blacked-out and only a few escaped the memory wipe.

I wish I had been able to spend more time with my loyal pet Carnifex before my untimely sit-upon.

**Rotary**

Granted, he gets indigestion so you stay in his bowels slightly longer.

I wish groceries were free.

**snurl**

Granted. If you're fast enough.

I wish for a giant inflateable pumpkin.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get a giant inflatable pumpkin. Which I've filled with enough helium to drag you into the upper atmosphere.

I wish for a short boring corruption.

**Selym**

granted. you die,

I wish for my knee to feel better :/

**helgrenze**

Granted.... Your knee feels great, compared to the pain of having PredaKhaine land on you after his pumpkin deflates in the upper atmosphere.

I wish I had more money.

**sing your life**

Granted, you have 10p more than you used to have.

I wish Fire Emblem Awakening had ended with Future avatar trying to turn into Grima, but Kellam

back-stabbing and killing him.

**snurl**

Granted. Matt Ward offers you his job.

I wish to NOT be in mud tonight.

**welshhoppo**

Granted, you are buried alive in brown custard.

I wish for some bacon.