corrupt a wish!

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**Selym**

marrowick wrote:
Granted. You become a word nobody knows any more and end up never being spoken.

No wish! You become the squats codex, doomed to forever be a collection of poorly written draft notes in a cupboard.

I wisht to become a daemon.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you're one of those clumps of warp energy that just pisses about in the warp instead of doing anything interesting.

I wish cultist-chan could have a cheeseburger.

**snurl**

Granted. He could have a cheeseburger but he may not, due to the strict disciplines of his cult. To eat the cheeseburger would deem him unworthy.

I wish for an extension cord that never gets tangled into a knot.

**helgrenze**

Granted, you get a 4 inch extension cord.

I wish for something good on TV.

**marrowick**

Granted. There is a very good rabbit on top of your TV.

**helgrenze**

Roasted I hope....

No wish, Marrowick...... You get experience all that the Chaos Gods can do to you...... Slaanesh gets to go twice and decides to keep you as a pet/chew toy.

**sing your life**

No wish, you're fired! [from a cannon]

I wish for a joke book.

**snurl**

Granted. Its about your favorite army and its a codex written by Matt Ward.

I wish for some motivation.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You are motivated to jump off a building.
I wish I could jump from a building and not get hurt.

**marrowick**

Granted. You get killed.

**snurl**

No wish. Mudhutman222 lands on you during his building-jumping episode. You are flattened. The ambulance backs over you when it arrives.

I wish for a commercial free rock radio station.

**sing your life**

Granted but the station quickly goes bankrupt due to lack of advertising.

I wish for a subcription to No Quarter.

**sierra 1247**

Granted, however your subscription is only payable in an
extinct currency so it is forfeited.

I wish for a Valkyrie (in a glossy purple paint scheme)

**Largeblastmarker**

So glossy in fact, that it permanently damages your sensitive vision, and you are ousted from your game club for eternity!

I wish for 80 Chaos space marines, cuz everyone and their grandmother is starting an iron wariors army.

**snurl**

Granted. You get 80 chaos space marines. Your grandma swipes them for her Iron Warriors army.

I wish for a new race for WHFB.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. It is a race of intelligent toilets.
I wish that no wish can be corrupted.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. No wish can be corrupted now, so this thread becomes boring and ends.

I wish wishes could be corrupted again.

**snurl**

Granted. All wishes can be corrupted again and every time it happens Predakhaine gets slapped across the face with a large fish.

I wish Halloween wasn't over yet.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, Halloween is still going... *ducks fish*
But since everyday is halloween now, it ceases to be special and we all ignore it.

I wish for snurls fish swinging arc to include his own face as well - so we get slapped in a line.

**Selym**

Granted, but the fish also burns you now.

I wish to have this wish corrupted twice.

**sierra 1247**

Granted, but the fish is now a 20ft mutated sea bass with laser beams attached to their heads.

I wish for a personal theme tune to play wherever I go.

**helgrenze**

Granted... Your theme is Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" and it can be heard by anyone within 20 feet of you.

I wish that Gordon Ramsey would get slapped with Predikhaine's fish every time he says "Most Delicious".

**Selym**

Granted, but you too are in on the slappage

I wish to be exempt from the slapping.

**sierra 1247**

Granted, however he now no longer says "most delicous" and predakhaines fish becomes redundant.

I wish for the Ultramarines to get another film completely dedicated to them.

**Selym**

Selym wrote:Granted, but you too are in on the slappage

I wish to be exempt from the slapping.

sierra 1247 wrote:Granted, however he now no longer says "most delicous" and predakhaines fish becomes redundant.

I wish for the Ultramarines to get another film completely dedicated to them.

You were ninja'd.

If anyone says "no wish" I'll know you've not been reading this thread properly

**sierra 1247**

D: !!

I wish I hadn't just been ninja'd

**Selym**

Gra--- Damn. I can't bring myself to say it

I wish to be exempt from the slapping.

**snurl**

Granted. Instead of being fish-slapped, tentacles erupt from unexpected places and drag you toward a drooling toothy maw for dinner.

I wish to be exempt from ninjas.

**Selym**

snurl wrote:
Granted. Instead of being fish-slapped, tentacles erupt from unexpected places and drag you toward a drooling toothy maw for dinner.

I wish to be exempt from ninjas.

Granted, welcome to the happy-tentacle-slapping ring I've just joined.

I wish to have some tentacles growing out of my back.

**snurl**

Granted. They grew through your front and straight out your back.

I wish for a fish-slap.